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NorthKoreanWarCriminal · (03-08-2016)

Quote:you know too much about my own past to worry about what Kim Jung ill has done to your family... I mean I hear that man can suck so much that he has issues with being the one to rule the earth and shit

"...Wow.

Incredible parlor trick, Tommy.

I've never someone shit the bed using only their mouth before.

And yet, Classic Tommy Wish.

As I've made clear, I watched your early matches with disgusted fascination.

Everything you do reeks of 'underwhelming illogic'. Every word that drips out of your mouth is nigh unintelligible gibberish.

Between the two of us, how are you the one speaking broken English? I'd blame your lackluster, failing American schools, but I can't imagine you're allowed within 500 feet of one.

I don't know how someone whose average performance in the XWF is a disappointment... manages to disappoint like you do.

People expect failure and somehow, when the pressure's on, you hit just below that mark. Failing to meet Below Average Expectations.

Do you not understand the exponentially increasing level of failure that requires?

Here's what's crazy:

I knew you'd attack.

I knew you'd ramble on about nothing for a minute and then strike.

These events came to pass just as I predicted.

And yet here I am, disappointed by you.

I expected to be disappointed, but here I am even more disappointed than I expected.

WHICH IS DISAPPOINTING.

A tragic, endless circular chasm that only produces disappointment.

Just like Mrs. Wish's birth-canal.

Quote:becaouse you kept on running your mouth like Ophellia's usages of auto plays

Quote:and you are the one who suck his dick like a poor hooker you are

Tommy Wish uses analogies like a toddler uses the contents of his father's unlocked gun cabinet: to his own detriment and with hilarious end results.

In the Democratic People's Republic of True Korea, our children don't shoot themselves because by the age of three, they are conscripted into the Glorious Korean People's Army. There, they learn proper gun handling, maintenance, target practice and reverse target practice.

Other countries use bags of rice or soil piles for target practice...

Two things we don't have to spare in the Democratic People's Republic of True Korea.

Hence, why we use an efficient replenishable resource like children.

Unlike the capitalist dog country, the USA, True Korea has its sights set on utilizing renewable resources and not destroying our planet with carbon emissions.

Which is why our Nuclear Arms construction facilities are all powered by water wheels and children running on treadmills.

Tommy, stick to writing poetry and stalking women and give your mouth a rest.

You're garbage and you can't talk trash. The ultimate paradox.

Quote:well Korean fuckboy you are going to end up dealing with me

If my first threat for my NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship is Tommy Wish, my reign will last a thousand years.

Glory to the NorthKoreanWarCriminalweight championship

Glory to True Korea."

At the very last moment, NKWC forces a shoulder into the air! KICKOUT!

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