Shane seems like he's in a daze or a trance for a few moments there but then snaps back out of it.

Yes but of course, the golden potato I promised you. You are officially deemed its PROTECTOR! There was once a time where this precious artifact was up for sale in the XWF shop but luckily it got taken down before anybody figured out the power it contains and put all their money together to buy it. A person with their own agenda could change the course of this ENTIRE BUSINESS if they are able to get their grubby little hands on this potato.

Some things are about to happen in the near future that may compromise my ability to keep this thing safe. That's why YOU are now in charge of it.

There are a couple of major rules you must follow:

First, you can't travel without the potato. Anywhere you travel for XWF, the golden potato comes with you. It doesn't need to be ON you at all times, but it has to be with you the same way a pair of clean underwear will always be with your belongings you take with you. I'm assuming you wear underwear...

Anyway, the second rule is you must NEVER allow this potato to fall into the hands of anyone but yourself or me.

Keep this golden potato safe and you will remain in power as my personal Gladiator for all eternity! You will be untouchable. Fail me, and it's... YOUR ASS!

Shane pulls up a picture on his monitor of a fine young entrepreneur who chooses to do business as "ScatBear" and Gladiator immediately shields his eyes from the horrible sight.

What's wrong? Never saw a man put his entire forearm up a guy's asshole and pump it in and out until a shit geyser sprays him in the face? This is what's in your future if you fail me. DO NOT let anything happen to that golden potato!!!!