Ophelia and his best friend/"kid sister", Alice, were backstage, watching a monitor to see the action that was taking place in the ring. The guy in the hoodie ran by them, and Ophelia called for him.

Ophelia: Where in the hot pink hell are you off to in such a hurry?

Ring Tech: A girl just wrote a letter for me to take to Austin Fernando, she must be a huge fan and--

Alice: Whoa, whoa, whoa... (Alice stands up from the box she's been sitting on) ...Austin? Babe, isn't that the guy that--

Ophelia: TECHIE, yeah, uhm, I happen to be a good friend of Fernando's...

Techie: Really? This is the first time I've seen you backstage...

Ophelia: Are you calling me a liar?

Techie: Wel--

Alice: Answer the blasted question you ingrate! ...Wow, I sounded just like Stewie Griffin there for a second. ^_^

Techie: Well, uhm... no, I'm not calling you a liar, it's just--

Alice: THEN HAND HIM THE DAMNED LETTER YOU BRAIN DEAD BABOON!

Ophelia: I'd do what the little lady asks, if I were you.

Techie: I--I--... ok...

The tech does as he's demanded of, and Ophelia begins to read the letter...

"Blah, blah, blah, big fan, blah, blah, blah, you looked so hot in that speedo I saw you in on TMZ...... you know what?"

Ophelia begins to shred the letter into tiny pieces, leaving the tech's mouth agape as Alice cackles malevolently in the background.

Ophelia: Austin's probably better off not wasting his time on such trivial trash as this. He's a busy guy, you know, getting his ass handed to him on a weekly basis and all, I'm sure he'd thank me for this. Alice, give this guy a cookie.

Alice does so, but the tech looks too shocked and upset to take a bite.

Alice: EAT IT. Now, or Ophelia will cram it down your throat and wrap you up like a pretzel! ... now I'm getting the munchies again...

The tech takes a bite, but as soon as he does, he begins to spit on the floor violently, as if the cookie were laced with rat poison or something.

Tech: What's... what's in that... *urp*

Alice: Rat poison. ^.^


The tech runs off to the nearest bathroom, as Alice high-fives Ophelia... soon, the mean girl from Minka's promo comes into the scene, headed for the bathroom herself. She turns to the duo and arcs an eyebrow, chuckling to herself.

Girl: Don't the two of you know Halloween was a few months ago? Fucking freaks...

The girl turns around and begins to head for the bathroom... but Alice storms toward her, and DROPS her with a vicious DDT on the solid cement. She glares down at the fallen chick.

Alice: That'll teach you to call people names, you bitch!

Ophelia: Hypocritical much?

Alice turns to Ophelia with a glare, to which Ophelia responds the only way he knows how;



Alice walks over to Ophelia, grabs him by the hand, and the pair walk off, torn pieces of paper scattered next to the fallen chick, the camera fading out as she coughs up blood on the cold concrete...

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