(02-16-2016, 12:33 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: LeStrange, hurry on up, I can hear this guy's mouth watering. He's so hungry he's thinking I blow title opportunities. You blew your shot at beating Lane harder than when your father blew his load into your mother, whom he was having sex with for an extra dose or seven down at the methadone clinic to get help coming off that heroin she was sucking five dicks a day to pay for, along with having something to eat and somewhere to sleep occasionally. You should have stayed in the family business. You know, banging addicts with shit-stained panties and polluting the world with bastard children, not this whole fighting bloodsport thing.

Go ask your mom, Trax, she'll explain the techniques to swallow LeStrange's daddy goop when mixed with shredded beef, rice, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cheese, ghost pepper, and cilantro and wrapped in a warm tortilla.

YOU trying to rib ME for losing the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP, a title you've never held, to Lane, a guy you, unlike me, could never hope to beat. Thats rich, you're the same guy that got pissed off with me because I didn't choose you to be my partner to hold the tag team titles, a title you didn't deserve to hold because you flopped and got eliminated in the contender match fair and square, please save the excuses you used before, I don't want to hear them.


At least I can say I've been Universal Champion and have main evented Pay Per Views here and will so again, something you can't and will never be able to say, I mean, you've had more chances than most to be a champion here and you fucked up every single one.


You had an intercontinental title shot against Gamer Girl, did you win though?


You've had TWO tag team title shots, did you win either though?


You've tried pinning Fernando for the X-Treme title more than anyone else, have you won though?


I can't remember if you've ever had a Hart title shot, but if you had it means you lost, and if you haven't well you'd probably lose anyway, Peters actually been on a roll as of late.

And you most certainly wouldn't win a Universal title match, considering you can't beat any of the lesser champions for their lesser championships but go ahead, if you're so good, give it a shot, challenge Lane for the title.

[INSERT BOURBON'S EXCUSES AS TO WHY HE DOESN'T WANT TO CHALLENGE FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE HERE]


Thats what I thought.


Face it, you went from " debated superstar of the month" and "future main eventer" to "Lost In The Shuffle" and "Fixed Mid carder" real quick. How tragic.


Trax shakes his head and laughs, before walking off not interested in hearing any rebuttal Bourbon wants to pull out his ass.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"