What's the matter Billy? Cat got your tongue? Where's your mouthpiece at?

Did he kick your ass to the curb once you got your ass beat by the same dude you pinned for this belt in the first place? Because that's some weaksauce shit right there and that's a #fact. I know you're probably signing frantically, all like "but Zane you aren't even a wrestler what are you doing" and you're right. I'm not a wrestler. You know what I am, though? The best manager the XWF has ever seen. Just look at my clients, Luca Arzegotti and Austin Fernando. Since being taken under my tutelage, Luca Arzegotti is in possession of gold for the first time since his rookie year. And Austin? He's not only tag champ, he's the X-Treme Champion too, motherfucker.

The second highest belt in this bitch.

The big belt. The opportunity of a lifetime.

Where you at Percy?

Hiding because the best you could do for ol' #mutefuccboi here is get him this title that ain't ever been relevant? Way to go man, you're a manager extraordinaire. Extraordinarily shit.

Me? I'm just gonna take this belt from you and your boy if he even is still your boy that is, and along with the #FernLucaPowerTrip, I'm gonna make it relevant. People are gonna care about this when #KingZane has it on lock.

I'm a saint.

You're welcome, XWF.

"But wait Zane you ain't gonna let these #fuccbois off that easy are ya?"

Great question me. No, I'm not. Let's look at this Billy Paladin dude closely. Examine him from the head down to the dick because, you see, it's so totally in vogue to call my clients gay so of course I'm sure the Paladin camp's gonna throw me under the pride parade float too. Might as well play to it.

Who'd Billy Paladin ever beat?

Tush? For this belt? That'd be impressive if he didn't turn around and get #bodiedbytheloungelizard during an actual sanctioned match.

"Meme Machine" Mike Green? Didn't really win, more just kinda kicked out and ran off.

Masked Man? Italian Vampire? Shit man are these even real people or did they just get scrubs off the street to fill up the gauntlet?

In conclusion, when you look for the answer to the all important question of who'd Billy Paladin ever beat, the answer is nobody. Not one. And he ain't gonna beat the #FernLucaZane hypetrain right now.

Look at everyone who's fallen to it already.

Alexis Riot. Former X-Treme Champ.

Justice Drake. Stronger prospect than Billy Paladin.

Pest. Tag champ that one time. We all try to forget that one time but it happened.

Robbie Bourbon. Fought Game Girl that one time.

Peter Gilmour. Certified legend.

Dim. Former tag champ, trios champ, and X champ.

Cyren. Certified legend.

Paladin's just another body.

And we got bodybags on deck.

You're welcome again, XWF.

Zane Kingsley III walks up to Billy Paladin and blasts him with the jaw with the Oakland Special! He takes his chain and puts it back on before placing one foot on Billy's pin, tweeting while the ref goes for the count.