Trax, Jackie and Extreme Machine turn up. Trax looks around to see Lane, Roxy, Bourbon and a bunch of other people he doesn't really know, one of them who is in just boxers and face paint who is eating all the food. Trax turns to the other two.


Why are we here?


Free food.


You for real? We came all this way...


Why you bitching for? You TELEPORTED us here! Besides....FREE.FOOD.


EM dashes off to the food table. Jackie claps her hands together excitedly and then points.


Is that an Orangutan!? How cute! I'm going to go pet it!


Jackie also runs off also, leaving Trax alone, scowling.


What the FUCK is this music?

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"