Trax is in his office area as usual, he's bored, due to this, we find our Universal champion in the middle of watching Vinnie Lanes second promo for War Games. No doubt to see what insistent lies and pseudo braggadocio the Loverboy has squatted and verbally shitted out this time. Traxs eyes flutter and he appears to be nodding off when Vinnie says something in his promo that makes Traxs eyes spring wide open.

Quote:Now, finally, War Games gets to be interesting to me. The god damn reigning Universal Champion squaring off against the last kid picked in gym class for kickball, Ghost Tank.

Trax looks confused for a moment, then rewinds the promo.

Quote:The god damn reigning Universal Champion squaring off

And again.

Quote: The god damn reigning Universal Champion squaring off

OK one more time replay that shit!

Quote:...reigning Universal Champion....

Trax immediately pops out of his chair and grabs the Universal Title sitting on his desk, turning it around in his hands, running his fingers over the gold plate and the name plate that reads "TRAX" and the black leather back, after carefully inspecting the belt he comes to the conclusion it is not in fact, a cheap flea market replica and in actuality the real deal. Trax lets out a sigh of relief, then laughs, as he sits back down props the title back on the table and backs out of Vinnies promo to watch one that makes a bit more sense, like sTaLgio's.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

Pay attention, kid.

All you've got is the same thing the pawn shop that kept your family rolling in crack money for your entire childhood had - a whole lot of stolen jewelry.

You didn't beat the champ, you just robbed him. I know, I know, it's just "the way you was raised," but dude... this isn't The Wire. You don't just snatch someone's gold and call yourself the king. That kind of shit might fly for you amateurs running around the XWF, but the CCWF and the IWGP don't play that fucking game.

You want to call yourself the champion then you have to do the impossible.

Beat me.