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Maverick
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#1
08-19-2015, 08:56 PM

Fight me for the title. Beat me like you beat your own unimpressive schmeckle. Yeah, we penises communicate and he told me how tiny he is. And how he loves the feeling when you slide raw Spaghetti noodles up there.

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#2
08-19-2015, 09:26 PM

". . .Seriously?! First, allegedly, a goddamned table challenges me, now a detached penis?! Does life hate me SO much that it keeps putting me in these impossible fucking situations?! Ugh."

"Now. As for your challenge. Gonna have to give you a definite no on that one. I'm not gonna be known as the guy who beat a dick. Literally."

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#3
08-19-2015, 09:27 PM

I have literally been inside of vaginas that are less pussy than you are.

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#4
08-19-2015, 09:31 PM

"Ugh, goddammit. Fine, I'll face you. But damn you if you think I'm going to touch you with my hands. Gross."

"Also, since you never specified what title, you're facing me for the Ark. Now choose the date."

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#5
08-19-2015, 09:34 PM

Fine, dude. I'll beat the hell out of you in a match for your Ark title. Wear gloves if you want.


Sunglass fall onto the head of Gilly Dick.

Deal with it, Queer. Now, suck me.

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#6
08-19-2015, 09:42 PM

"No, I'm not sucking you, you literal dick of a . Also, I see that you certainly were a part of that idiot Peter Gilmour, as you never chose a date. So choose one, or else I'm choosing one. Also, since I have plans for War Games you can't hope to fathom, the earliest date I'll allow is the third Madness after War Games."

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#7
08-19-2015, 09:44 PM

I didn't choose a date on purpose. I want you to stew in the thought of my juices before giving you release. You'll have your answer soon. Until then, keep me in mind.


Gilly Dick hops away.

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#8
08-19-2015, 09:49 PM

OH SHIT NO NO NO YOU DO NOT RUN AWAY THAT EASILY MAVERICK!

HOW ABOUT WE MAKE THIS SHIT A TRIPLE THREAT?

ME, YOU, GILLY DICK HELL LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY LADDER AND SEE IF HE WANTS IN ON THIS!

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OKAY NO HE'S BUSY.

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#9
08-19-2015, 09:51 PM

Gilly Dick pops back up to call Maverick a bitch.

Surely we can find a Chair to get in on this as well.






Oh, and Maverick, you a bitch.

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#10
08-19-2015, 09:57 PM

"Holy shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit. The table does exist. Well shit, in that case, Kaleidoscope was right, in a way. Fuck it. Fine. You're in. Triple Threat. Ark title. With the severed penis. At the earliest, third Madness after War Games."

Maverick walks off muttering about wondering as to how he got to this point in life.

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#11
08-19-2015, 10:19 PM

maverick's fighting a fake dick.. wow... smdfh

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#12
08-19-2015, 10:47 PM

Why can't you admit it's me, Peter? I know we didn't leave on good terms, but we did have a good time once. Except the Cheetos and Chicken Grease. Oh, and Austin, you can stop doing your impression of a teenager that spent too much time online. I think Irony, or Dogerlord, or one of those other rejects is still lurking to fill that void.

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#13
08-19-2015, 10:55 PM

(08-19-2015, 10:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: maverick's fighting a fake dick.. wow... smdfh

GILMO! You stupid bizzitch! Did you already forget that you have a match with Maverick on Madness?

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#14
08-20-2015, 10:05 AM

I know who im facing on madness u stupid .. u should be worried about leaving madness with your life!

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#15
08-20-2015, 12:50 PM

Gilmo, what's the difference between Maverick fighting you and Maverick fighting a fake dick? There isn't any YOU DUMB SUM BITCH!

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#16
08-20-2015, 05:23 PM

i got a super dick.. that fake ass bitch is the remnants of my old dick..

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