The camera fades in to Mastermind's hotel room at the Hyatt Place Boise Hotel. It watches him as he sets up a white screen. He turns and spots the camera, and the camera man gives him the nod, that the camera is working. He smiles, takes a deep breath, and places one finger up in the air, as if to say, give me a minute, and walks over to a table, and grabs a bottle of water. He takes a mouthful, and swallows. He then walks back to the center of the room.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. It gives me great pleasure today to be able to bring to you an amazing fact. I've dispelled the myth that Hero Xtreme 7.9 is a god, not just a god, but an imposter. That's right. I have found the truth that Hero Xtreme is an imposter. Shock Horror. Right?"

Mastermind starts laughing, and then stops.

"I best get to it then so I'm not accused of stalling."

Mastermind walks over to his lap top, and picks up his phone.

"Are you ready sir?.... Great..."

Mastermind put the phone down, and looked back at the camera.

"I've managed to pull some strings with some famous country men of mine. I've sent copies of Hero Extreme 7.9's promos, to them, and they've studied each one, and are able to confirm what I have been saying for a while now. That he's an imposter. Ladies, and Gentlemen, Boys, and Girls, will you please make welcome, the director of the Lord of the Rings, and the Hobbit. Sir Peter Jackson."

Mastermind pushes a button on his lap top and on the white screen comes the image of Sir Peter Jackson.


"Welcome Sir Peter, I know what time it is back there in NZ, thank you for taking the time to speak with me, but not only just me but the members of the XWF Universe."

SIR PETER JACKSON: "The honor is all mine Mastermind, you're making quite a name for yourself in the world of XWF. Even though it's been quite hard going. But I support you nonetheless."

"Thank you Sir Peter that means a great deal to me coming from you. Now on to the business at hand. Did you and your team receive the copies of one Hero Extreme 7.9's promos?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "Yes Mastermind we did."

"Did you and your team do some extensive research into the promos to find out the extent of the authenticity of them?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "Yes Mastermind we did."

"So what conclusion did you and your team come to?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "The conclusion that we came to, is that Hero Xtreme 7.9, the enthralling character that he is, was and is faking the whole thing."

Mastermind looked towards the camera.

"Would you mind repeating that again Sir Peter?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "No Mastermind I wouldn't mind. We have found exclusive proof that Hero Xtreme was and faking all his promos."

"So are you saying Sir Peter, that Hero Xtreme 7.9 is an imposter. He's not a god at all?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "That's exactly what I'm saying Mastermind."

Mastermind pretended to act shocked in front of the camera.

"I'm shocked Sir Peter."

SIR PETER JACKSON: "I'm not actually shocked with the methods he uses for fooling everyone."

"How so Sir Peter?"

SIR PETER JACKSON: "He uses the technology CGI to fool everyone, and some great lighting and magic tricks whilst in the ring."

"Wow really Sir Peter? How dare he fools us all. How dare he. Please explain what CGI means."

SIR PETER JACKSON: "CGI means Computer Generated Imagery. Using Computer Imagery he was able to basically fool everyone, bar I think you, and myself and the Weta Workshop Team."

Mastermind smiles at the camera.

"I wasn't fooled for one minute. Are you able to explain to the XWF Universe how he did that. His latest promo should provide plenty opportunity to dispel that side."

SIR PETER JACKSON: "I'm going to get the top man of Weta Workshop to explain all that information for you. Is that okay Mastermind?"

"Of course it is. You've been a very great help. Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and members of the XWF, please say good bye to Sir Peter Jackson."

Sir Peter Jackson smiles, and waves goodbye before disappearing from the white screen. Mastermind walks over to the table, grabs the bottle of water, and takes a mouthful and then swallows. He places it back on the table, and walks over to his lap top, and picks up the phone.

"Is he ready?.... Cool."

Mastermind looks back at the camera.

"Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys, and Girls, and members of the XWF Locker Room. Please welcome my next guest as he can explain very, very well, how Hero Xtreme 7.9 used CGI to fool us all. Or better yet, fool you guys. Please welcome the foundation member of Weta Workshop and winner of multiple Academy Awards, Sir Richard Taylor."

Mastermind pushes a button on his lap top and an image of Sir Richard Taylor came onto the white screen.


"Sir Richard thank you for speaking to me, I know you're busy with shooting and all that."

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "That's okay Mastermind. It's a great pleasure to talk to you."

"Thank you sir Richard. You must have heard Sir Peter talking just a few minutes ago?"

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "I did indeed. I'm looking forward to explaining how Hero Xtreme 7.9 fooled everyone using C.G.I. but not just C.G.I, but also plain camera tricks, and tricks of the eyes."

"That's great Sir Richard. You analyzed his second to last promo?"

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Yes we have. We've found out the places where he used special effects and CGI."

"Well then the floor is yours Sir Richard."

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Okay Evidence Number 1 has clearly been tampered with. So lets here the tampered with promo evidence number 1."

Quote:Hero Xtreme 7.9 enters a drug store and starts grabbing things off of shelves and putting them in a shopping cart. He gets some cough medicine, candy, a shovel, a cane and then he walks to the register.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'm buying stuff for my wrestling match.

Clerk: That's cool. That'll be $78.95.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Is that with my God discount.

The clerk nods and Hero Xtreme 7.9 pays for the shit.

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "My team and I went through it with a fine tooth comb and what we found was the slightest of audio changes. When Hero says is that with my God discount? You can actually hear something else when we found the change of audio. I'll play it again now."

Quote:Hero Xtreme 7.9 enters a drug store and starts grabbing things off of shelves and putting them in a shopping cart. He gets some cough medicine, candy, a shovel, a cane and then he walks to the register.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'm buying stuff for my wrestling match.

Clerk: That's cool. That'll be $78.95.

Hero Xtreme 7.9: Is that with my Senior Citizens discount.

The clerk nods and Hero Xtreme 7.9 pays for the shit.

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Did you hear the change of audio? He actually said Senior Citizens."

"Wow interesting, not only is he an imposter but he's also faking his age. He's actually an old dude. Shock Horror. Well done Sir Richard. Carry on."

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "So here's video number 2."

Quote:500 Years Ago

The clouds parted like any other 1515 day. The sun scattered on the peninsula of demise.

Rookie: You’re not God, Hero Xtreme 1.0. You are just a man.

A lightning bolt rushed down from the sky and smitten him. Suicide by God. It was a common death back then but as time went on Hero Xtreme 1.0 became more comfortable with a rookie’s disbelief. Instead of killing them on the spot he would just damn them to hell and let their lives be taken when they’re taken.

He was too busy with prayers and shit to kill every stupid atheist.

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Now Hero did say that he shot this using real live video footage. Well that's wrong again. We have found evidence that he used Computer Generated Imagery to fool you all into thinking that it was actual video footage. It's just plain and simple CGI and use of Blue Backgrounds to add in Hero. Real effective for him. But at the end of the day it was purely computer wizardry. The guy knows his stuff."

"Wow very good work once again Sir Richard. Continue on."

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Here's Video Number 3."

Quote:Hero Xtreme 7.9 feet aren't on the ground anymore? The fuck? He's floating in the air and still flapping his arms.

Mastermind is fingertips away from the ropes when Hero Xtreme 7.9 flies into the ring and hits an Elbow Drop to Cohen, breaking up the submission attempt.

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "He used computer generated imagery to take out wires that could be seen on television. But to those in the audience, they were really thin wires so no one could see him flapping around like a bird. When he flew into the ring, and hit a drop on Mr. Cohen. All he had to do was push a button to break himself free of the wires. Very good usage of cgi, magic tricks, and knowing when to break free at the right time."

"Wow great work Sir Richard again. Who was fooled by that? Not me. That's for sure. You have one more remaining video that you want to share Sir Richard?"

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Here's Video Number 4."

Quote:Hero X-Treme 7.9 backs into the corner and begins glowing! He yells something in a different language and his hands begin to glow a fiery ember. Peter slowly gets back to his feet and looks at Hero in confusion. Hero rears his hands back and blasts a fireball in Peter’s direction! Peter yelps and falls to the mat making the fireball shoot over him and melt the middle turnbuckle padding on one of the corners. The orangish glow disappears.

Peter shakily gets to his feet, not quite understanding what just happened. Then Hero raises his hands and begins to chant another word in which no one understands! His hands turn a bluish, misty color. He extends his hand forward and an ice wave shoots from his hand and latches itself around the crotch of Peter!

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "First of all lets start with the glowing that we saw appear around Hero. It was the use of special lights. He was able to turn them on at any time he wanted. Anyone could do that type of work.

"And then the use of the firing a fire ball from his hand. That's easy to explain as well. He sneakily had a mini flame thrower in his shirt pocket and when he wanted to use it, he grabbed it from his corner, placed it in his pocket, and turned it on. Special effects too showed it actually look like it was coming from his hands."

"So overall Sir Richard, you actually found all the evidence to all of this?"

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "Yes Mastermind we do. If anyone wants to argue the point then you can contact me at www.wetanz.com and we can discuss everything. I have the evidence."

"Well thank you so much for your time Sir Richard, I owe you one."

SIR RICHARD TAYLOR: "That's okay, you can hook me up with front row tickets in the future."

"That I can do Sir. Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and girls say goodbye to Sir Richard Taylor."

Sir Richard Taylor gave a smile and then a wave, and disappeared from the white screen.

"Well there you have it. Hero you asked for evidence to dispel the theory of you being an imposter, a fraud, a fake. And I've did just that. I will beat you and Ghost Tank come Wednesday, and your lazy ass will be all but mine. You may get away with being pinned as usual as Ghost Tank has been the useless one this week. But at least I've shown that you are a liar, and a cheat. I can't wait to get my hands on you."

Mastermind smiles and nods to the camera man. The camera fades out.