Iceman's narrator or whatever Said:Multiple busy weeks have gone on in the lives of Maverick and Scully.

Voiceover Maybe? Said:The Tag Title match is today.

Iceman Said:And to think that Gator can apparently see into my mind, and notice how I was receiving a pep talk from a person I haven't told a damned SOUL about.

"It doesn't take a genius to see you stop, think and sometimes talk to yourself Iceman. It's either you're going fucking crazy seeing ghosts, have an imaginary friend or just get so lonely at times you talk to yourself to make it feel like you have company. And after this, you call me a . So, I'm a for knowing you have Drop Dead Fred following you around and giving you advice, terrible advice from the looks at it. I'm a for seeing you act all fucking weird in your promos and guessing right, that you actually get a pep talk from some unseen force. That's not a , I'm a goddamn psychic apparently. Or, maybe I just have the common sense to know when I see some asshole talking to himself, he's either crazy or is wearing a bluetooth headset. And since it's not the early 2000s anymore, I guessed you're crazy. And I'm right, like always."

Scully Said:earnt

"Earned Scully, no need for the hard 't'. I know you're a moron but at least try to learn the language your parents spoke. . . . Fuck watching this promo is like witnessing a school bus full of fall off a cliff. You're doing nothing but babbling like fucking children, like a contest to see who is actually dumber. Is this the mark of true champions? Fuck me, if this is the way true champions should act then take this title away from me now so I can sign my resignation."

Scully Said:Especially with all this stupidity you're spewing out. I'm deaf? Come on your mum, man! What da fack are you on about?

"I called you deaf because of how fucking dumb you are. It's like you are so dumb, you can't hear me. That's why I called you deaf, I thought it was self-explanatory. Next, I didn't say I'm better than CorVus and Sane. I've been over this but if you want me to be more clear, sure, by all means let me be more fucking clear. I meant you too are scared of me. Because I have beat you both before. I have put both of you in your places. You have never faced CorVus, you thought maybe you had a chance. Which you were wrong about, you didn't have a chance then, you don't have a chance now. Simple. I apologise for speaking so fucking fast you braindead ."

"... Then Iceman says the dumbest shit I have ever listened to in my life. And I've watched three Peter Gilmour promos! So saying what you said, is the dumbest, most idiotic, stupid thing ever. Should make you want to re-evaluate your entire life. How, did your brain let your mouth say that dumb shit. Your Lazarus' twin brother. Because you dress like Deadpool, you use comedy, you have done drugs. Woah-oh! I'm so fucking witty! Hahaha, bullshit Iceman. You have never watched a Lazarus promo, if you did you would know the differences. You just saw the outfit and was like, oh I can make a joke like any other person with half a brain. Remember when you did this at Turning Point? Remember when I put you in your place? Remember when I compared you to your partner and did a better job than you could ever do?"

"Oh, shall we go over what you said? How you insulted your partner for a good two minutes? Did he forgive you for saying all that or did you just never tell him? I'm guessing the latter considering what a sniveling used jizz rag you are. Tell you what, make the Laz jokes. Because there is one big difference between me and Lazarus. I'm still around, I'm here and I will kick your fucking ass every single time you're up against me and open that cumstained mouth. And Scully ends on something . Yeah, I said you two. But I know you're English Scully, please don't remind me we share the same homeland or whatever. But I was talking to Iceman with that, again thought it was pretty self-explanatory. But I guessed wrong, how about I thought you were so , that I thought you would forget what country you were from so make fun of mine instead. That a better answer? Is it easier to follow?"

"This is one of the worst promos I have ever sat through in my life, alone you two do terribly. Together you somehow do worse. It amazes me really. You two have done nothing this week, and I am just in awe of how much the both of you fucking suck. After this match, I want the both of you to apologise for wasting my time. See you tomorrow."