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Scully is at his home in Miami, Florida, sat in the kitchen watching the recent promo from Gator, on his laptop. Scully sits there with a box of tissues, tears falling from his eyes as he listens to the story about the baby seals being murdered. Scully is upset, he stands up from his seat and shouts at the screen.

"Why, you fucking killing animals, you David Berkowitz - The Son of Sam, wannabe!"

Tears fall down Scully's cheek as he sits back down, shaking. Scully didn’t understand what Gator meant as he continues to watch the promo. Scully looks on as Gator begins to trash talk him. Gator says, "Scully has one of those faces I want to punch, you know?"
Scully has one of those faces, he wants to punch? Scully thinks to himself, which hurts like hell. Scully's eyes open wide as he wipes the tears from his cheeks. Scully begins to heavy breath and is turning red not green like the Incredible Hulk. Scully says a simple word to himself a couple of times.

"Goosfraba...... Goosfraba..."

Scully takes a deep breath and leans back in the chair. The leg of the chair snaps and Scully's falls on his ass. Scully gets up and throws the chair across the kitchen. Scully quickly realises what he has done and runs over to the damaged chair as he picks bits of it up.

"I'm sorry mister chair, it was an accident."

Scully drops the bits of chair as he storms over to laptop and ends Gator's promo, abruptly. Scully shakes his head and sets up his webcam. He paces backwards and forwards as he takes another deep breath, calming himself down. He then begins.

"Welcome to the life of XWF'S resident . This poor soul has accidents, stumbles a lot and half the time, doesn't make any sense. It's hard to be me. It's hard to be Scully. All I ever wanted was to be expected? Is that right? Accepted, that's it!"

Scully grins like he has achieved something.

"Gator, how could you talk about killing seals? Those are innocent animals, eating fish and minding their own business. They didn't do nothing wrong. Then you pick on me?

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

I will put a something long down your throat and it's not Shane's cock, but something. Something with grip... Anyway, if I can get past that mask, I am going to pull your Adams apple out and eat it. Yeah, you heard me. I don't know if you have a Grannies Smith's or a Golden Delicious in there, but whatever apple it is, I will eat it. Apples are one of your five a day."

Scully grins and grabs an apple from the fruit bowl and takes a large bite. Scully swallows the bit of apple and then continues.

"You, Gator are a bully and no one bullies, Scully. Just because I'm simple, a little dumb? You think it makes you look like a big man? It makes you look like a cow! Mooooo to you and just because your shitty, pussy hole of a team can't defend the tag titles like true champions, you dicks used the freebird rule. Well, fack Michael Hayes and fack you!
Corvus is too much of a bitch to defend his half of the tag titles, so they ask the red ranger to take his place? Well, I will.... Mighty morphin you the hell out of there!
This ain't fair to Flair... Woooooooo.
You know what makes it worse? The fact your little boyfriends brought the titles in the first place and now they can't even defend them like REAL champions!"

Scully takes another bite of the apple but accidently swallows it without biting it. Scully begins to choke as he gets up out of the chair and runs to the sink. He grabs a glass, fills it with water and downs the water in one. Scully feels relieved as he walks back over to the webcam.

"Gator, it's no secret you were an awesome TV champ and I had a lot of respect for you. You were a fighting champion, no one could take the title away from you, but hanging out with those turd burglars, makes you a complete ! Yeah I said it, you haven't quite reached my level of idiocy but you had something, what's the word?
Inter?... Erm... Interesting? No, that's not it. Integrated? That's not it either. I know, I know... Integrity. I pity the fool!
I might be , stupid but I am special... I have something you used to have, Gator and that's heart. If you died, and somebody needed a heart transplant or they'd die just like you. Well.... I'm sure they would rather be dead than have your black heart!

So now I will speak about the bent nosed, brown noser, Justin Sanitary Towel. Maybe you'll show or maybe you won't, the won't is probably the more related one. I'm glad you lost the XWF Xtreme Championship, Na-nana-naa-nah! 
You didn't deserve it in the first place. All you do is buy your way through the XWF, sticking potatoes up Shane's ass! You're more of a Slut than Natalie!

Instead of buying things and licking bum holes, why don't put your mouth where your money is? Huh? I might try and lick my elbows, but there's nothing worse than sniffing butt. I should know.....I do both!
Sanitary towel, you're a fraud, a farce, you're not who everyone thought you was. You are a paper Champion!

You beat me before, you beat me with my own finisher, right? Wrong! That's not my finisher, you couldn't lick your elbows and drop the elbow licking drop. You're just not good enough to perform a unique manufacturer like that!

I am so excited for this match. It's like Santa Claus has come early. I can't sleep, I have been having wet dreams for this chance and now I have it. I have never had a title shot since I've been here. I always said, even when my brain was working properly, that I would burn a title shot. That's what me and Mav did, we beat the Lost hobo's to burn this opportunity. Did I say burn? I meant earn.

One thing is for sure, the XWF'S resident is going to go full out there on Raw is War. No one will be able to contain me when I go in full mode. Me and my friend, Maverick are the undercats in this match but sometimes the undercat, can suprise the champ. That's if you can yourselves, champions!
Failure is not an option. 4 Life!"