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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-23-2015, 08:35 PM**

corVus, the magic <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> someone were to challenge me to a match and went so far as to suggest that I get a partner or two the first people I would look to would be the only two people that matter. Justin Sane and Gator. Two men who have met the Asylum on the fields of battle and walked out victorious.

Every.

Single.

Time.[/quote Said:"See, corVus. See, there's a problem here. It's false. How false? Vinnie Lane false. Why is it false? Because Justin Sane has only met one member of the Asylum in battle, and he lost. Bad. As for Gator, well, he has bested me. A couple of times. And that's ok. But, to say Sane holds a flawless record over the Asylum is as ludicrous as saying you matter. So, get one of your ball holders, yeah because you're such a bitch you need helping holding your own sack, and have one of them accept my match. I want your ass on the second Madness of February. Think you can nut up and fight me? Oh, and check it out, bitch tits."

[quote='Jeff Fairfield' pid='75418' dateline='1415212711']

KOTR ROUND THREE
Justin Sane
- vs -
Frodo Smackins

The fierce Shayouken uppercut rocks the jaw of Justin Sane! He flies into the ropes and bounces off in a heap on the mat. Frodo leaps to his opponent grabbing both legs as the referee counts!

1…

2…

Three!

RING ANNOUNCER: Your Winner and going to the finals... FRODO SMACKINS!

Gator · **01-23-2015, 09:16 PM**

Frodo <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> fucking smackins Said:Because Justin Sane has only met one member of the Asylum in battle, and he lost.

"Hmm."

Quote:Avery has Sane locked in and locked in good pulling back on Sane’s neck as if he were trying to rip the man’s head clean off his body.
Hysteria is back up and breaks Hysteria’s hold on Sane with a drop kick to the back of the head. Hysteria gets to his feet and the two lock up in the center of the ring with Hysteria getting the upper hand. He tosses Martin into the corner and then charges at him, but stops just short of his opponent takes off his glove and slaps Martin across the face. The sound of which echoes throughout the arena. Hysteria then pulls a fork out of his pocket and starts repeatedly stabbing Martin in the shoulder with it. The ref immediately jumps in and forces Hysteria to stop what he is doing but not before Sane pops up and grabs Hysteria by the back of the head and takes him out with That’s Insane followed by the cover…

1…

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3!!!

RING ANNOUNCER: "And the winner, Justin Sane!"

"Looks like someone else needs to get their facts straight."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-23-2015, 09:35 PM**

"Eh, happens. Anyway, man. You and I, we ain't got beef at the moment. That I know of. But, I'ma shut your boy down in ring. Then, maybe I can buy Defiance some dinner. Friendly gesture and all. I do like you and Sane. Fuck corVus, that bird fucking creeps me out. He ditches it, he'd be cooler."

Gator · **01-23-2015, 09:39 PM**

"Yes, mistakes do happen. But a simple mistake is why you picked a fight with corVus, if you can drop your mistake so easily, why not his? Whatever, like I actually care. Can't wait for him to kick your ass though, friend."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-23-2015, 09:46 PM**

"Well, corVus did say he wants to take us all down. Honestly, I'm not really concerned with Defiance, actually kind of flattered. You guys formed a team just for us. But, not cool when a dude says he's going to kick my ass like his boy did, after I kicked his boy's ass. Had he just said Sane won, woulda ignored it. But, you know. Anyway, whatchu want for dinner?"

Jesus Christ · **01-25-2015, 12:19 AM**

corVus is a man of great distinction and has gained my respect beyond others in the XWF because of his calming demeanor. We should all take a lesson from him.

tag · **01-25-2015, 04:46 PM**

(01-25-2015, 12:19 AM)Jesus Christ Said: corVus is a man of great distinction and has gained my respect beyond others in the XWF because of his calming demeanor. We should all take a lesson from him.

hy jeesus u wnt sme meth?

Justin Sane · **01-25-2015, 10:37 PM**

(01-23-2015, 08:35 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "See, corVus. See, there's a problem here. It's false. How false? Vinnie Lane false. Why is it false? Because Justin Sane has only met one member of the Asylum in battle, and he lost. Bad. "

"Honestly, how fucking stupid can one.. well, half a man, be? I'm sure your brothers in arms would be delighted with how much attention you pay to their matches. I've only faced one member of the Asylum? Please. As Gator has already pointed out, I decimated your so called "prophet" and leader, Hysteria. Not only that, but I also took out Aaron Underwood and Ghost Tank, too. If you really want to dig deep, why don't you go back through the archives and take a look at who I pinned at War Games as well? Yeah, I've faced one member. Good one, you fucking midget. While we are on the subject, getting lucky against me once doesn't give you the right to go shooting your mouth off.. you know as well as I do, that was a one time deal. You wouldn't last five minutes in the ring with Justin Sane and the world knows it. Fortunately, I won't have to deal with you myself because after CorVus is finished with you, there won't be anything left."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-25-2015, 10:55 PM**

"Hey, listen, you can talk crap, but I've been going through a tough time these last few weeks. My wife left me and shit. We got back together, though, still not going too well. Can't blame me for forgetting things. Anyway, you wanna get your dick knocked into the dirt again? I'll kick your ass after I drop corVus. Come on, pussy. Take me on after I fucking stomp this mute fuck. Speaking of him, why isn't pussyboy sending you or Gator a text to let me know he accepts or admits he's a giant walking labia."

CorVus · **01-26-2015, 05:11 AM**

The following note was left for Frodo

Frodo when your brethren Lucius stops running from me and after I stomp his face in I welcome the opportunity to do the same to you.

Mini Morbid · **01-26-2015, 07:27 AM**

I am certain that Mini Justin Sane, Mini CorVus, and... regular sized Frodo have TINY DICKS!!! They should emulate me and take MINI STEROIDS!!!!

Gator · **01-26-2015, 09:01 AM**

(01-26-2015, 07:27 AM)Mini Morbid Said: I am certain that Mini Justin Sane, Mini CorVus, and... regular sized Frodo have TINY DICKS!!! They should emulate me and take MINI STEROIDS!!!!

"Who is this guy? He's adorable!"

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-26-2015, 02:28 PM**

(01-26-2015, 05:11 AM)corVus Said: The following note was left for Frodo

Frodo when your brethren Lucius stops running from me and after I stomp his face in I welcome the opportunity to do the same to you.

"Cute. Face the weakest member of our team, who only got added because we needed bodies, instead of taking on someone who would actually fuck you up. Nice, pussy."

Gator · **01-26-2015, 02:31 PM**

"Wow. Bra-fucking-vo. You really going to shit on your own team like that? And like corVus sai- ... Like corVus wrote. He and Fyre have a match when Lucius mans the fuck up, then he'll kick your ass. Or was all that reading too much for you to handle?"

CorVus · **01-26-2015, 02:36 PM**

(01-26-2015, 02:28 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said:
(01-26-2015, 05:11 AM)corVus Said: The following note was left for Frodo

Frodo when your brethren Lucius stops running from me and after I stomp his face in I welcome the opportunity to do the same to you.

"Cute. Face the weakest member of our team, who only got added because we needed bodies, instead of taking on someone who would actually fuck you up. Nice, pussy."

You couldn't fuck my crow up.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **01-26-2015, 02:43 PM**

"Right. Then face me before you fight Lucius. One on one. Come on Girly Eyes. Let's see how it goes. I'll let your borrow Katie's mascara after I make yours run in the ring."

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