Tommy Wish
A Dude Who Somewhat Wrestles.
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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01-15-2015, 07:52 AM
The Hate you bring me
I bring unto Gator
I remember you beating me
Down in the ring like a monsta
And I feared you like nothin
But now my Love I bring to ya
I Just wanna tell ya you like Frodo
Who just trolls people away like flies
Atleast you don't have any children
Or else my little seeds will roam in her
If you don't know what that means
Then better pray to Jesus Christ
For me not letting me capture this belt
Gator you are no match to me at all
Fuck you and that TV title on your waist
I bet Scully is going to defeat you
Cuz your time is up in the XWF
All you will have left is CorVus and Sane
Your two lackey's who are nothing more than playmates
12 hours ago you were just playing with Frodo
Now you dealing with master who put you sleep
I bet Dick. E wouldn't bother to rhyme again
So HideYaFace in that mask of yours
And don't even bother responing back
Or else face the raYne bow in ya ass
Go back to Hollywood where Cyren is
And become a sell out to your name
Tommy HideYaFace'd Gator on the concrete floor and pins him as the beat continues.
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Tommy Wish
A Dude Who Somewhat Wrestles.
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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Joined: Wed Feb 20 2013
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01-15-2015, 02:48 PM
I'll leave you alone after Turning Point
After Someone beats you down
And turns you into pumpkin seed
Who needs to be planted on
Without water or dirt but in blood
As you soak in all this type of rhyme
Who made you seem so bright
But if you really think about it
I did crap in my pants with this pen
So I can easily suck your dick
Then bite if off in the lumber of Morbid's Ass
Maybe your penis will end like Glimour's
Or on Pests fucking kitchen table
I dare you fight a brick and claim victory
Cuz I know once your down for the count
Aerial Kinght ends up making you his bitch
Or maybe Mastermind who can give you a shirt
So forget that Gauntlet match and give it up
I know you are going to be tired of those hungry
bastards eating up your title and your puss puss
What more can I say?
What more can I say?
I hope you just give up this belt
And worry about that Gauntlet match
Because once you are done with it
You gonna need Todd to rub you off
Into obscurity with your lackey's at tow
*He kicks himself out and he does a schoolboy pin on Gator.*
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Gator
The Walking Disaster
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01-15-2015, 03:19 PM
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
I thought you could at least take a hint better than a hit
I said fuck off! What the fuck are you trying to do?
You can't beat the number one, you're not even number two!
Take the string from your shoes that you forget to tie
Now wrap that shit around your neck, hang yourself and just die
Speaking of Turning Point, where the fuck are you?
Not good enough for the show? Boo fucking hoo
Your not good at anything, why are you still here?
On the XWF roster your slamming at the rear
You are so fucking dense I'm starting to wonder if you can hear
That no one gives a fuck about you and it should bring you to tears
Tommy Wish he could be just like me
But he's too blind and dumb that he can't even see
To be the best you got to beat the best, but that's just a dream
Because I'm a fucking nightmare that makes you sweat and scream
Got you falling out of bed
Wishing you was dead
While I'm standing over you holding a fucking knife to your neck
Screaming at you, while you make the floor your personal poop deck
And you piss you pants looking at me dead in the eyes
Cause your my very own toy that I torture and terrorize
Beat you both physically and verbally
And I ain't done, this isn't even the finale
Because your nothing, a waste of space
Piss on your face with a dick full of chemical mace
Pull your head from your shoulders and squeeze your eyeballs
While the crowd gets hyped and scared saying 'dang y'all'
But I'm not done yet, shove your head on a pike
Throw your lifeless body into a pit of barb wire and spikes
Then Dick here can raise my hand in victory
Because there's no chance of beating me you cocksucker, can't you see?
*Gator kicks out again and drops Tommy with another Disaster Drop, Gator then picks up a mic and drops it*
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Vincent Lane
Rock n' Rolling XWF Owner and Megastar
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(Where is my roster page?)
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01-15-2015, 06:10 PM
Loverboy rushes to the scene and starts beat boxing.
Pff pff PSH! Pff pff-pff PSH! HUH-AH-HUH-AH!
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Tommy Wish
A Dude Who Somewhat Wrestles.
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
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Joined: Wed Feb 20 2013
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01-15-2015, 08:44 PM
Nice Beat Loverboy but it's not working
With the flow I shall break into
Gator you have an opportunity to win the Gauntlet
Better yet win on that game show with me
In it hoping you can gain victory
I don't seek your pain in my mind
Im Spaced and Dissont on this
While you hit me with your Disaster Drops
I keep waking up from the sight of you
In that leather body suit during dawn
As the people who don't care for me
I tell em "Hello, may I take a beating"
Because I told the world I am the worst
Wrestler in the history of XWF books
Are you going to give me a noose?
After you lose to a noosene like Mastermind
With his short promo's to put you asleep
Or will you end up on the receiving end of #TeamMav
On your sticker of your fomer belt or should I say
Former belt after Sunday night Is over
You better watch you say to man like me
I could easily creep on ah come up
And bust my left nut inside ya boots
So when you walk you feelin sticky
I am disgusting when it's time
But when it's time to get serious
Give me time too tell you this
Give me your worst punishment
Give me the most terrorizing lashin's
All you are doing is getting me harder
Than Caroline riding Frodo's dingus
Throw me into a razor blades
Throw me into pool of acid
I'll just keep coming to ya
And make you realize that I am your nightmare
And you don't see me shifting Kruger
Keep calling me a cocksucker
Cuz your insults are borderline childish
Or maybe a little homo but who the fuck knows?
I see you aggravated with me not giving up
But you see, I am one with a flow deeper than corVus or Sane
In the realm of your own imagination with Todd giving Cocaine
Let me stop before I go into overdrive mode
Because you make me want to Override your hardrive
*He squeeze's his balls and hits a DVD on Gator and pins once more.*
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Dick E.
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Teens, some men, few kids (cheered BECAUSE they break rules and bones)
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01-16-2015, 10:35 AM
Gator kicks out!
Dick E. rolls into the ring wearing 25 gold chains and a Yankee fitted, and raises Gator's arm.
Winner and STILL Federweight champion: Gator. |
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