"Fuck man. First off, Iris. Goddamn how right you are. The back and forth, the insults, trying to get the verbal victory all leading up to what seems meaningless. You want to know why we do it? Because that's how things work. People lie about how they feel and try to prove how much better we are than the ones on the other side of the camera. Why? Because that's how it fucking works. Don't like it? Well, sorry but you're in the wrong business. We can all go out and hope and ask for peace but it's not going to fucking work, it never does."
"We do it because it's what we do, as professionals. It was what we did years and years ago and it's what we'll do years and years from now. Is it for mind games? Maybe. Is it to discourage our opponents? Probably. Wanna know why I do it? Because I enjoy doing it. I love trash talking my opponent. I do, I really, really do. And who the fuck are you to tell me I shouldn't be doing something I love? I thought you were all rainbows and puppies but you're trying to tell me that what I love doing is worthless and pointless just because the prick tag partner of yours is too stubborn to say he's hurt by my words!? Fuck you! How dare you."
"Seriously, I appreciate someone speaking their mind, I like the fact that you seem like a nice girl who wrestles for the fun of it and doesn't follow the standards that a wrestler usually follows. I like that and honestly, I like you. Won't stop me from trying to win this match, it won't stop me from kicking your ass and it won't stop me from killing Davids. But, just know, I think you're pretty cool. But shame on you for telling me that what I love doing is wrong. Make your fucking mind up with the whole nicey nice bullshit before throwing your beliefs on someone."
"Now. Fucking Davids. Let's go down the list shall we?"
"Forty minutes is rather inaccurate... Hence the reason I said give or take, pay some fucking attention for once, please. Moving on. Forty minutes was all you needed to tear apart my promo was it? I wouldn't say you tore apart my promo, I mean, trying to think of what you said last time you basically fucked up a lot and brought up the same old shit from your last promo, that's not tearing apart now is it? Unless they changed the definition last time I checked... You love me? Shit Davids, I know I made the relationship analogy but I think it's a bit too early for the L word. Jesus man, slow the fuck down. And delusions? What the fuck are you talking about? Seriously? You don't make sense half the fucking time and the other half your sucking your own dick. Fucking delusions. What delusions, are my opinions of you fucking delusions? No, they're fucking not. Fuck. And yes, looking at something and quickly thinking of a response does come naturally to some people, sadly you are not one of those people, not with the clusterfuck of rambling incoherent nonsense you spouted. Maybe you should have read over the transcript a few more times, got shit write. Maybe you should have watched your promo again before sending out so you could have picked up on how fucking you sounded...... The Walking Dead? ...I haven't caught up yet, few episodes behind on the new season. I like Andrew Lincoln, he's not great but he's okay. You wanted to compare me to someone compare me to that little shit who plays Carl. Now he fucking sucks. As a matter of fact, you remind me of someone in the Walking Dead. That blonde bitch, I forget her name but the one that was with the black chick and got tortured in that room by the Governor. Ha, looking at it like that you two have unbelievable similarities. Also, are over our? What the fuck are you saying!? What!? Just aarrrghh ... I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Have another brain fart or are you just repeating the words so you don't fuck up again."
"Everybody has a target on their back in this fucking business, belt or not everyone has a target on their backs. Oh, I fucking love this line."
Steve Davids Said:People attacked me from behind.
"Oh boo fucking hoo Steven you fucking hypocrite. It's not easy is it? You should know that fucking pain but you go ahead and cash in, attacking someone from behind and stealing the belt. You fucking scumbag. I congratulated you on the handicap remember? But JTC brought it down, are we really rehashing old points we already discussed? Iris was right about this shit. You do just copy and paste everything don't you. I'm sure that moment was great for you, but that's in the past now and like fuck you prove yourself week in and week out. You're just in the middle of the ladder like everyone you try and look down on. Nobody cares about Steve fucking Davids. I sure as hell don't. LH sure as hell doesn't. Everyone apart from Samuels cares about you and that's only because you stole a belt from his friend and he has the number one spot to take that belt from you. You wanna prove yourself? Defend that fucking belt, don't lose that belt straight away, the people will respect you. Right now!? You're a fucking cheap piece of shit with a belt he doesn't deserve. A fucking paper champion who dropped the X-Treme belt to Morbid because the pressure was getting to you. But you had your fucking case, so hey, worth it in the end. Go fuck yourself."
"JTC equals shit, we know that. Austin? Yeah, he was something way back when but when he faced you he was nothing for a long time. I watched that match, dude needed a fucking walking stick. Tri Bute? I know of him, watched a few matches and promos. Dude was good, not amazing but very capable. And maybe I did make some errors, but your history is a little ... What's a good word for it? Hazy. It's not laid out very well, but at least I fucking tried. I tried to dig up some shit on you, thought you'd do the same but nope, just proving even more that you'e the lazy asshole I thought you were. I may not take you seriously but you don't take your time to research your opponents. You underestimate them and don't know what they're capable of. That was your downfall at Relentless and it'll be your downfall again. And hold the fucking phone. Morbid didn't want a title match because, and I quote, victory forever and all that lark. Bull-fucking-shit. So you're telling me, that Morbid had the chance to take the belt off you but he went no! Victory forever! Suck my dick! Bullshit, like hell Morbid would pass up a piss easy title win like that. There's something you're not telling us Steve, I don't know what it is but fuck you if you think I'm going to buy that Morbid fucking Angel would pass up a title opportunity like that. I didn't see Heyman carry you to that championship, no I didn't. Did I see him carry you to the TV title? Yes I fucking did. Did he try and carry you through our match? Yes he fucking did and he failed, just like he failed in molding you to be a capable wrestler."
"I explained why you're lazy just before so I'll skip that part. You being tied in a dungeon, laying down all the time, eating shitty food. That makes you fat and lazy. Why lazy? Because you've been doing fucking nothing for so long you've grown a comfort to it. Hence the reason I called you fat and lazy. What have I got now? A fighting spirit and a girlfriend. I'm taking the piss again, sorry. I can get the TV title back any time I want, I have a rematch in my back pocket and can enact it any time I want. But hey, I've only been back a week or so, I can look at my options here. Right now I'm focused on fighting The Asylum, almost done with that. I could go after any belt I want, but I'm just enjoying the peace and quiet. That's all Steve. Sorry I didn't get my belt back straight after getting out of hospital, sorry for just taking in the scenery for a fucking moment. Oh wait, I'm not sorry because why the fuck do I owe you an apology? You're an inspiration? ... Pfft... Haha.. Muhahahahaha hahahhahehehehaahhahahhaaaah ......... Fuck haha, are you being serious? No c'mon Steve, quit pulling my leg. You're a fucking inspiration ooooh god. That's gold, that's fucking gold. Don't think because I said Davids' clones I was meaning people copied you directly, no, I meant you are a long line of other stuck up, cocky, wannabe badass who walk around every federation in the world. That's what I meant.... Fucking inspiration... Ha .. Heh..."
"No, I don't think holding that belt is enough. I truly don't. Steve Davids takes what he wants? Yeah, until he's done with it and hands it off to someone who already beat him in a non title match. You got nervous and fucked up a common word. One the most common words every here uses. I fuck up names sometimes, especially when hearing them for the first time and not giving a fuck about them, but I say fuck like two hundred times a day, and so do you! But you get nervous and fuck up? Why are you getting nervous? You scared of me? You scared of someone who apparently doesn't mean shit? I'm really making you fucking nervous at this fun Christmas event held by a guest GM with nothing on the line? Well fuck Stevie. If I'm making you nervous and I'm so apparently stupid and worthless I really don't like your chances in a real fucking match. Oh, and take a fucking joke. Enigma was your master because you were like a dog tied up in his basement. Remember when I said that? DO YOU!? Remember that nice little metaphor I fucking made you moron? Jesus. You fucking little bitch."
"Fuck, I made you really mad didn't I? Oh, nice ultimatum you gave me here, I beat you once with help, bee tee dub, you had Heyman in your corner, you had help too, so because I beat you with help that doesn't prove I beat you. If, no, when I beat you tomorrow you'll say I had help and we go back to square one. Nice. Not childish at all. If you didn't disappear I would have gladly had a rematch with you, anytime you want a singles match I would be more than happy to kick your fucking ass up and down the ring again. Just name a time bitch. Fun fact! I'm already in the line to get a Uni title shot. I know right. That must make you even more nervous."
"And here we go again. You say I beat you, but I'm not better blah blah fucking blah. Fuck your redemption, fuck that title that you don't deserve, fuck Steve Davids. I don't care about you, you are seriously nothing to me anymore. I want to destroy you and go into that fucking gauntlet and tear apart every single person who is stupid enough to get in my way. Hold up a fucking second. The gauntlet, everybody goes into that thing. Well, me might get our little one on one there mate. Fuck, I'm looking even more forward to that than I am to kicking yours and Iris' asses in the tag match. Hahaha, what a great Christmas present."
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