"Wow. Forty minutes."

"Give or take. Forty minutes it's takes you to look at my promo and get super pissed. Forty minutes it took you to think of... That. You do realise how clingy you seem when you do that shit right Steve? I know you're hung up on me but for fucks sake, play it cool. Nobody wants an easy girlfriend who says fuck me after the first drink, sure it's a good one night stand but I thought are relationship was more than that. Play hard to get. be calm and collected, take your time with what you say or else you rush yourself and sound like a stupid bitch who reeks of desperation. But hey, if you want this quick fire trash talk shit, let's fucking do it. I might actually take my time to think before I look like you though. Okay, let us go down the list shall we?"

"You defended the belt for six weeks. C'mon dude. You and I both know if it's not a sanctioned match it don't mean shit, that's a fucking weak excuse. It's easy to kickout, fighting a full match to defend what's yours, that's the hard part. But, I guess you know that all too well. And yes, you did duck challenges, let's look at your match history shall we? I'm going to start from the three on one handicap match, that okay? I could start from your less successful X-Treme title run if you'd like but I'm not sure when you lost the thing the first time, probably one of those non sanctioned matches you like to bring up eh?"

"So, three on one handicap, you won that, congrats, that's a fairly big deal. Well, it would be if JTC wasn't involved but he just brings down the entire concept of a fight. Next you actually defended it against John Austin, well done, not like Austin is a fucking loser or anything, like seriously I've been here five or so months and I've never seen the old bastard win once. Then you defended it once more against Tri Bute, well done Stevie. But. If I may ask, why not defend it against Morbid Angel? That was an X-Treme match anyway but for some reason it was non title. How about Alexandra Callaway? Not on the line their either, same with Arryn Connonly. The whole thing about the X-Treme belt is you defend the title twenty-four, seven. But only when it's convenient for you in this case I guess. So it's the defend twenty-four, seven when you feel like belt. Then you lost it to Griffin. Tough bastard ain't he? Then you got your case and got thrown into a TV title match where the Heyman alliance help you win. I say help, more like did it for you. No Heyman here to help you now man."

"Did I say you didn't earn the case fair and square? Did I? Please point out when I said that, I said you don't deserve it because you don't. Because you're worthless. Oh and you say you won't be ducking anyone with the Uni title because like your TV title run, it'll be short. That's if you stay here that long anyway. With how easily you got kidnapped I'm starting to wonder if you go around sniffing open bottles of chloroform that just so happen to be lying around. You'll end up fucking off to another sex dungeon where your swollen asshole will be stuffed more by some cult members and the belt will be stripped from you like your anal virginity because you haven't defended it in a month. We're cutting down on the slackers here in the XWF, and you Steve look like a lazy fucking asshole to me."

"Did I do much more since you left? One you didn't leave, you got thrown into a dungeon... Again. Two, I held onto the TV title for one hundred days, I was voted August star of the month, I was MVP at War Games, I've been kicking ass since you've been getting fat and lazy. That''s what I fucking did. Haha, I wouldn't say I'm a joke, I'm a joker, I have fun man. I'm always laughing at the real jokes here, the guys who can never back up their words, the ones who act like big tough mother fuckers but constantly disappoint every single person. Me? I have a laugh, I love listening to people getting angrier and angrier, which just makes them sound stupider and stupider, and I look at their promos and I laugh my fucking ass off. I may be a joke, but at least people want to see me, but you, you serious little cunt. People like you come and go in this business every single day, there's only one of me, but nobody missed Davids because we had a whole fucking brigade of Steve Davids clones. Go take a look at this called Ghost Tank, it'll be like watching one of your own promos. And countless others who came and went, all carrying this serious wannabe badass but never truly amounting to anything. Oh, but you're Universal Champion! That's an accomplishment right? Interfering a match you had no business in, attacking a man who wasn't expecting it, you must feel like a big fucking man right? I can't wait till next month, oh no, next year actually, hey happy new year Steve. Anyway, I can't wait till someone like Mark Flynn or Mandii or Doctor Zero or Evertrust or anyone cashes in on you and takes that belt off you. It'll be funny. Well it would be but you'd most definitely lose the belt in your first defense, leaving that poor guy to hit with a briefcase. Hey, maybe for your first defense you could call Cain or JTC to fight you instead. So you can get a nice easy win."

"... You did hold the briefcase for a long time didn't you? Shame you had the TV title or else you could have cashed in sooner, then after you lost the TV title you fell off the face of the Earth. So you couldn't cash it in for a long time after that. Fucking . Enigma was your master, but in a different way. Like you were a dog and he was your owner who ties you up kinda way, fucks sake man keep up."

Steve Davids Said:“Enigma was never my master. Oh and FYI, shockwaves, whilst it is an actual thing, it is also the name of one of my finishers. Which is why I use it, good on you for continuing that. It seems more professional... Enigma though, back to Engima...The man did almost destroy me, but you did just spend a long time telling that story, I applaud you, you’re like a young Morgan Freeman. Okay, so Shades wasn’t Angelus? Oh well me telling you I put Angelus in a hospital now seems irrelevant. Then again, so are you. So that’s how I made all of that nonsense relevant. Oh, so the big reveal was when I was gone? That’s cool. I am gutted I missed that. Enigma was good. Also I love stories where Eli James loses because, well because he’s a cunt. I have nothing more to add to that. I decided to cash in on Warfare as soon as I saw that ufck nugget hillbilly was going to be competing for the title. There is nothing worse than the idea of him holding that title again. Making it worthless like he did with every other championship he ever held. Sort of like you with the Television Championship I guess."

"Thank you for wasting a minute of my life with this rambling bullshit. Also, and I quote, 'I (Steve Davids) decided to cash in on Warfare as soon as I saw that ufck nugget hillbilly.' What the fuck is ufck supposed to mean? Tripping over your words already Steve you cunt? Jesus H Christ. Now I'm going to be listening out and laughing my ass off every time you fuck, sorry, ufck up like that making me not hear the next stupid bullshit that falls out of your mouth. Whatever, what's next?"

"Briefcase, title, why we fight? Don't clump me in with you, you piece of shit. I don't fight for that stuff, sure it's a nice accessory but it's not what I solely aim for. I've been over this, I'm here to have fun. I enjoy fighting guys, it's fucking fun. Don't assume you know why I'm here just because I laid on top of you for three seconds. And ex-fucking-cuse me? You really need a belt to validate you? How fucking pathetic is your life man? Yes, titles are awesome but needing one to validate yourself is fucking pathetic. Holy shit. You're the type of guy who goes to McDonalds and only orders happy meals because the crappy little toys makes you feel special and it validates you. It makes you happy. Seriously, fucking pathetic. Go ask Theo, ask him how it was that he was Universal champion. Go ahead, pause this promo if you can, go ask him. I'll wait..... Did you ask him? Did he say it validated him? What!? He didn't? Because Theo already knows how fucking good he is and he doesn't need a belt to prove that unlike you, you fucking child!"

"Again with the I'm not good enough, you stupid fucking cunt! I already beat you once! I can beat you again! I have already proved that I'm better than you. Stop acting like a stubborn child, you keep saying I beat you but I'm not better than you, even though I proved I am. I feel like I really need to drive this point home because nothing seems to be getting through your thick fucking skull you dense twat. I'd love to live in your logic world where everything makes sense to you because you say so, where Steve Davids' wishes comes true because Leprechaun tears will them to come true. Fuck you. You fucking moron. Sorry again, you ufcking moron. Make sense now champ? The only reason Samuels cares about you is because you have the belt, we could put the Uni belt around a fucking palm tree and Samuels would have a match with it. I honestly don't know what you were thinking bringing up that point. Huuuuhh, you know what fuck it. Davids, congratulations, you have the most respected belt in the XWF, I don't think you deserve it and every second you hold it that belt degrades in value, but congrats on making a mockery of this fucking company by being ranked number one. Hope that validates you."

"..."

"Next? ... You admit I beat you and make a mum joke. Really Universal Championship material. I don't give a fuck what Cain thinks. I beat him without even trying, everyone does because it's Cain and he's fucking worthless. Must be why you talk about him so much, the worthless find worth within themselves. I didn't take you seriously last time and I beat you just fine... Did I say this before? Fuck it whatever. You mean less than shit to me Davids, I don't care what title you have, I don't care if you ride into the ring on a fucking Unicorn made of dreams and stardust. This may be redemption for you Davids, but it's just another fucking day for me."