"I'm gonna say this again, My first impression of you, I'm sorry to say, wasnt a good one JOEY. Neither was my second, or even third impressions. To be quite frank, the best you looked since u got back, was after MASTERMIND mastered your ass off of that dumpster. Joey hawkins: At his best- on his back, and unconscious..."

Bobby chuckled. His short dark brown hair standing out in messy spikes on his head Not from any deliberate grooming, but keeping the appearance of waking up in the morning and throwing some water in your hair. His dark brown eyes, boiled with a sort of demonic intensity. The heavy shadows under his eyes didn?t soften his look any more than the day?s growth of beard stubble at his jaw.

Broad shoulders from hundreds of hours of swimming in the oceans, and a tan to match. Bobby showed physically that he was at the top of his game, even though his thirties would be creeping up on him in just a few years...

Bobby grabs the remote and plays the tape..

Quote:"Kick out. Hawkins once again gets to his feet and begins to lift Bobby for a Celtic Cross, which sends Bobby to the mat holding his back. Hawkins doesn't care, he picks Bobby up for another Celtic Cross. Bobby is writhing in pain, but Joey picks him up and delivers a Batista Bomb. Then picks him up for another one. He's done the Heavy heat! He rolls Bobby up for the pin!





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Kickout!!


JOEY STYLES: "Bobby Zi refuses to go down."


He gets up and hits Joey with a neckbreaker, then up and goes for a knee drop. Joey is trying to get away, but Bobby is up and begins to deliver a series of boots to the head, followed by him pulling Joey up to his feet and hitting a Triple German Suplex on Hawkins. He gets up, and waits for Joey to take to his feet, when Hawkins gets up Bicycle Kick to the face! Bobby again waits patiently for Hawkins to get up, and when he does Bobby gives him a Dream Crusher and then the pin...




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Winner: Bobby Zi

"I have to say that the look on your face was pretty fucking priceless. Its the look of a deer staring into a semi-trucks headlights, or a drunken hobo that wandered into the path of the D-Train. You silently mouthed 'Oh shit right as I decked you' . Pretty funny. I have to admit that I really did hope for MORE of a fight from you Joey. But, really I wasnt expecting one. Not from such like you. They tell me that you are back 'BETTER THAN EVER" but then, I'm just so very shocked that you even .cant pull through a win against mastermind and that stupid chair.. Gee. Oh! Wait I know why that was It was because you sucked..."

Bobby turns to watch the monitor behind him as it replays a bit of JOEY's most recent ring appearance. zi listens, almost as if he's paying deep attention:

'Hell ya! I'm back biatch! Fuck yes "back and better than ever"

Bobby pauses the tape.

"Okay. Let me start out by saying that you should probably start rehearsing before giving another promo. Because that was fucking bush league. You start out by telling the fans that are in attendance that you are back? What the fuck is up with that? They can see that you're back, dumbass. You're standing right in front of them. Jesus. And there's a good chance that they know that you made your "grand return" on wednesday I mean EVERYONE once watched me beat your ass in a couple simple steps. You should have come out and said something like:

" 'Hey! I'm fucking okay! The beating that Bobby zi gave me was bad, but the doctors told me that my stitches and bruised ribs will heal really soon!' "

"You see, now you're telling the fans something that they DIDN'T know. That you were still alive. Alright. Back to the tape..."[/color]

Quote:""Has anyone ever told you that you're old news? Have you even competed against some of the bigger names in this business? Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? Just face it, Robert. You're out of commission. You've had your chance. Why don't you just leave the XWF all together? I know I left the XWF, and that was the dumbest mistake I ever made. And now that bitch Mastermind can't stop bragging about how he put me into my 'semi-retirement'. That can go suck a dick. But, let's not get off topic here...".

Again, the tape is paused.

"Right. This is the part where you badmouth poor pathetic bitch. AGAIN, talkin what everybody knows about... You could have made it simpler instead of ranting and raving like some fucking subway crazy who's mad because aliens abducted him again. But no. Instead you come out waving your arms in the air, spit flying out of your mouth all over your microphone. Going Blah Blah ZI is weak! Blah Blah and shit, But the truth is joey i never backed to fight e'ry body else, may be the 'high' profile wrestler i ever faced one-to-one was Mastermind, the man with the highest consecutive losing streak..the one who taste the beatin of his life by me, TWICE by x-treme rules for x-treme title ..and thats the same man,U have lost 3-fuckin-times"

Bobby inhales deeply after the long run-on sentence.

"Okay that wasnt quite fair. For your credit, you DIDNT tell the fans that you suck. But Im curious about one thing you said, maybe you can clear them up with me.. what is your league Joey..? "


Bobby pauses a moment, feigning confusion...

"its clear that we are not in same page becuase i'm a former 2x xtreme champ and current championship material but you, you are as good as the man you've beaten in the past like jerry daniels, But then you said am in shit league, well Joey, who's pathenic and now ? "


Bobby smiles and presses play, and the wonderful masterwork by the famed Joey hawkins continues on the television monitor.

Quote:you see, I like taking things to the extreme, you must understand. Putting people through flaming tables, throwing people off of ladders, breaking a chair over somebody's head are some of things I like to do to my opponents. I also never run away from any challenge, no matter if the odds aren't in my favor. I don't care whatever the fuck you think of me, Robert. You're saying this will be my toughest match yet? No way. No fuckin' way. Go ahead and try to make yourself look good.

"Stop, right there.." Bobby hits pause.. "simple Q Joe, do u ever saw my matches while you've been away from XWF , no i dont think so.. so better look watch for this..

Bobby rolls another vid...

Quote:Mastermind is pulled out of the ring and out onto his face. Bobby stomps away on the face of Mastermind. Bobby climbs up onto the apron and waits for Mastermind to get to his feet. Bobby runs down the apron and launches himself hitting a flying knee to the side of the head of Mastermind. Bobby celebrates by taunting to the audience. A mixed response comes back to him. Bobby picks up Mastermind and throws him face first into the steel steps. Mastermind crumples down to the floor. Bobby walks around the ring and looks under the apron. He pulls out a table. He puts it in the ring. He looks under again and finds another table! He slides it into the ring. He looks once more under the apron and pulls out a ladder! Bobby is smiling towards the audience as he pushes it into the ring. Bobby gets into the ring but is taken out by a running DDT by Mastermind! Mastermind picks up the ladder and waits for Bobby to get up. He charges forward and SMACKS Bobby with it.

Bobby falls in a heap and Mastermind sets up the ladder in one side of the ring. He picks up the tables and sets them up one on top of the other. Bobby rolls outside of the ring. Mastermind follows him and picks up a steel chair. Bobby stands up and turns around and….


CRACKKKK

Quote:Bobby picks up Mastermind and hits a German suplex, but he’s not releasing! He hits another one followed by a third German Suplex! Mastermind slowly gets to his feet and hits a fisherman suplex on the unsuspecting Bobby Zi. Mastermind climbs the top rope and hits a flying clothesline! The MIND CHANGER! Bobby is reeling and gets locked into THE MIND SLEEPER! The sleeper hold is locked on and the referee asks if Bobby wants to surrender. Bobby shakes his head and punches Mastermind in the head. Mastermind relinquishes his hold and Bobby runs off the ropes and nails a crossbody taking down Mastermind. Mastermind rolls to the ropes and gets up using them. Mastermind hits a clothesline and climbs the ladder. Bobby doesn’t stay down for long as he jumps up the ladder as well. They get to the top and begin exchanging blows.

Bobby hits a huge punch knocking Mastermind for a loop. He throws one arm over his head and lifts the body of Mastermind falling backwards through the TWO TABLES! Bobby steps down the ladder and looks down at the devastation with a grin. He lifts the barely moving body of Mastermind and NAILS a DREAM CRUSHER! He covers…


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RING ANNOUNCER: “The winner of this match, and STILL XWF Xtreme Champion, BOBBY ZI!”

"i have an advantege over you joe, i've been in xtreme matches twice and i walk out victor in both and Oh I know. You just dont know any better. Well, they say that being stupid isn't a crime, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law. You are going to get what is coming to you, and dickhead, its not going to be a pat on the back..."


Bobby stretches his arms upwards, his large biceps, elongating with the motion. He lets his arms down again, and cracks his neck loudly.

"Okay. That's one free lesson. The next time I teach you something, it's going to be in the ring, and its going to be a lesson in agony. Its going to be how we both learn how loudly you can scream, and how very much you sound like a girl when you do.y ou can claim to be the best. Claims dont work that way. You cant be the best, until youve beaten the best. But if you want to try proving to me how great you are, you can come back any time you want and see why, first hand, that no one beats in my last consecutive matches All you have to do is ask...Until then, why dont you go back to beating off and playing with those nuts youre so fond of, or whatever it is you poor little injured pussies do when you are done posing and posturing in the ring..."

[18:22:16 STOP ]

Former 2× X-treme ChampIon