(("Loverboy" Vinnie Lane is hustling down the hall of a hotel, with a camera crew following him.))

Dude, I can't wait to surprise Gilly and let him know there's still time to party before Madness! He's gonna be so excited about me kicking Griffin MacAlister's ass before our big title defense on Wednesday... nothing's more adorable than a happy Peter Gilmour, just watch.

((Loverboy finalls comes to a room, and knocks... there is no answer, but the door must not have locked properly because it swings inward slightly. Shrugging, Loverboy walks in.))

Pete? Gilly, you here?

((Loverboy turns into the kitchenette and his jaw hits the floor as the scene unfolds before him.))



((Loverboy quietly backs away, horrified, before Pete can see him. Will he ever be able to recover from the scene? The world may never know.))