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Training Day (Featuring Aerial Knight)
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Christian Gunn Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



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Kids, women, some teens

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)


#1
09-23-2014, 05:19 AM

John Adams Elementary School, Denver, Colorado.

Specifically, the schoolyard playground.

Why Denver and why the playground?

Well for starters Christian's debut match in the XWF will take place on a playground.

As for why Denver? Well that's where Christian lives and it's not like he can just get in a car and drive somewhere. So he had to get his personal trainer Johnathan Heart aka Johnathan Heartsford aka "The Aerial Knight" aka the guy who is training Christian in hopes that if he does a good job Tommy Gunn won't beat the poop out of him.

Can't say I blame him. I'm pretty sure a little pee comes out of John's Mr.Winky whenever Tommy so much as looks at him.


"Ok Christian the first thing you need to understand is that you have the size advantage in this match with Peter."

"I do? How? One of Peter's tits weights more than I do."

"Just because someone weighs more, a lot more, a whole lot more doesn't mean they have the advantage. Same thing goes for your height. Just because Peter is bigger than you doesn't mean he has the advantage."

"I still don't understand."

"Let me show you. Come with me."

"Hey Mr. Knight-"

"That's Sir Knight, but you'll get a pass this time, Young Gunn."

"Erm, SIR Knight, did you watch Peter's recent promo?"

"No I didn't how was it?"

"Have you ever been to the dentist?"

"Yes."

"Well I went a few weeks ago and had a cavity, so I had to get it taken care of. Watching Peter's recent promo was a lot like getting a cavity taken care of. It was long and painful."

"What did he say?"

"What didn't he say? How about I go grab my Ipad in my book bag over there and show you."

"Now is not the time Christian, we are here to train."

"Ok fine."

Christian and Knight walk over to the jungle gym, once there Knight kneels down and points inside.

"Ok now go climb inside the jungle gym."

"Why?"

"Just trust me."

"Ok. Hey did you hear that Peter called my Uncle a punk bitch coward? Even though my Uncle has been asking to face Peter for weeks and it's Peter who keeps running away?"

"I did not. But your Uncle doesn't seem like the coward type. In fact, I do recall him saying he had a match agreed to but Peter backed out at the last minute. Kind of like he did with you a few weeks ago."

"Yep that's Peter."

Christian climbs into the jungle gym and takes a seat in the middle of it.

"Ok now what."

"Now if you climb under in here Peter is going to try and reach in and get you, he can't help it, he's too stupid not to. And as soon as he does you can grab his arms and put him into a submission like this. Doing this will help to nullify Peter's obvious strength advantage because he can't get to you here."

Knight reaches into the jungle gym with both arms outstretched.

"Ok now I want you to place each of your feet on these two bars here, then grab my arms and using these bars as leverage I want you to pull on my arms as hard as possible. Don't worry about hurting me, just pull as hard as you can."

"Are you sure? I don't want to hurt you."

"Yes I am sure."

"Ok."

Christian does as he's told, he places each foot on the bars in front of him, grabs Knight's wrists and pulls with all he has.

"Peter said he was going to kill me you know? And then he was going to tell my parents that it was Uncle Tommy's fault. He said he was going to tell my parents, not my mom but my parents, even though my dad is up in Heaven with God and the Angels. I know I told Peter my dad died at least a few times."

"Peter doesn't listen, you probably know that by now. As for killing you. I won't let that happen. Your Uncle won't let that happen. Now pull harder."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

Christian musters up a little more strength and pulls back even harder on Knight's arms.

"He also talked about how my dad beat me. But my dad didn't beat me. I never met my dad. He must have me confused with that football player who beats his kids. I don't have an uncle named Jethro with a glass eye. I have an Uncle Willy with a metal leg, he lost that in the war. Can't remember which one. He's a nice guy though. Let's me take sips from his beers at family parties. He drinks lots of beers."

"That's nice. Now do you see what is going on here? You have me in what is called a submission. If you pull hard enough it's possible Peter might give up. At the very least you will hurt his arms, specifically his shoulders. This is what I mean by the size advantage. While you are in the jungle gym Peter can't get to you. He will try but he can't get to you and you have the advantage by trying to do things like this."

"I see. Peter said that we both liked gym class so we have something in common. I bet school was the last time Peter and the word gym were ever associated with each other. Have you looked at him lately? He's got more floppy skin than an 80 year old woman."

"You can let go now Christian and climb out of there."

"Ok." Christian climbs out of the jungle gym, brushes the dirt off his jeans and stands next to Knight.

"Mr. Knight can I share something with you and you have to promise not to tell my Uncle."

"Well that depends on what it is. Are you in danger?"

"I don't think so. But I'm scared."

"Scared about the match? That's understandable but I promise if you listen to what I am saying you will be ok. And again, your Uncle won't let anything happen to you."

"No I'm not scared about the match it's just...well...Peter Gilmour was talking about how I haven't hit puberty yet and he was talking about how my penis can't even get hard yet. I'm really scared that Peter might try and grab my little winky. Oh and I googled it, you don't need to hit puberty to get a boner but I guess Peter thinks that. Even though he said he was born with a boner so maybe he isn't really sure. That sounds like Mr. Peter."

"Wait, Peter talked about your penis? A 37 year old man talked about an 8 year old boy's penis? Unbelievable."

"Yes he did. I'm really freaked out about it. He also said that I won't have a penis after the match. I think he is going to try and take my weiner. Please don't let him take my weiner. Please."

"Well if he said it in his promo I am sure your Uncle heard it and he will deal with Peter in his own way. Now can we get back on track here?"

"Yeah sorry. What's next?"

"Well I want you to climb up to the top of the slide and then stand there."

"Ok."

Christian walks over to the small wooden sand castle and makes his way up a few steps and stands at the top of the slide.

"Ok now what?"

"Now if you can get Peter to the bottom of the slide like this, whether he is seated or standing at the bottom, if you go down the slide you can hit Peter with what is called a basement drop kick."

"Mr. Knight what does it mean to make a girl cum in her pants?"

"What?"

"Peter said that after he kills me, or leaves me crippled, I guess he can't make up his mind because he went back and forth that he was going to get out of jail faster than I can make a girl cum in her pants. What does that mean?"

"That's something you should probably ask your Uncle. Or better yet, don't even bring it up. Forget you ever heard of it. It's not important."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive. Ok, now I want you to take off and slide down this slide as fast as you possible can and make sure you keep your legs outstretched and tight. Ready?"

"Yes."

"Go."

Christian takes off down the slide and a few seconds later he hits Knight in the lower mid section with his heels. Knight fall backwards to the ground and Christian climbs off the edge of the slide laughing.

"That was pretty cool."

"Great job. Now I want to show you one last thing."

"Cool what is it?"

"It's called a flying clothesline. Go over and take a seat on one of the swings and get yourself going so that you are swinging back and forth."

"I like playing on the swings. My Uncle can swing me real high. One time I jumped off to see how far I could go but I feel and hurt my ankle. My mom yelled at my Uncle. She does that a lot. I wish she wouldn't."

"She's your mom, she just worries about you that's all."

"Yeah I guess."

Christian walks over to the swings, jumps on the middle one and within about a minute is swinging back and forth at a decent clip.

"Ok Christian now this one is going to be a little more difficult, it's as much about timing as anything else. If you can get Peter into a situation where he is down, or charging at you and you can get yourself going on the swings than you can jump off like you did that time before and kick Peter in the face. Or, if you get on the swing standing up and get yourself going you can jump off and hit Peter with a clothesline. Which basically means you will jump off and shift all your momentum forward and hit Peter with one of your arms. Do you know what momentum is?"

"I think so."

"You said you had your ipad here?"

"Yes over in my book bag."

"Does it have wi fi?"

"Yes."

"Good, go and get it and I will show you what I mean."

"Great."

Christian scampers over to his book bag and pulls out a slick black Ipad and hands it to Aerial Knight.

"Ok now go to Youtube and in the search box type in Flying Clothesline."

Christian taps the Youtube icon on his Ipad and after it loads types in "Flying Clothesline." Just as he does so he gets an alert from the XWF App that says that Peter Gilmour recorded another promo. He immediately clicks on the alert and is taken to the recording.

"What are you doing now?"

"Mr. Gilmour did another promo, I need to watch it it will only take a few minutes."

"Peter Gilmour promos never take a few minutes, ever. But fine, we can watch it."

The promo eventually ends which is followed by a few minutes of Christian and Sir Knight just sitting in silence trying to comprehend what just happened. Peter Gilmour cut a promo with a bunch of kids. Someone actually thought that putting Peter Gilmour, a guy who is scheduled to wrestle an 8 year old and vowed to kill him in a room with a bunch of kids was a good idea.

Wow.

Not to mention Peter is clearly a pedophile talking about his penis. Maybe we should just start calling him Peter Sandusky or just Sandy for short.


"I don't even know what to say Sir. Knight, it's a good thing he didn't attack those kids like he wants to attack me. How has Peter not been arrested yet? He just goes around attacking people all the time. It makes no sense. And did you see that shirt he was wearing? He says he hates John Cena but my Uncle told me that Peter used to have a move called the Brooklyn Shuffle which he got because he used to love John Cena. I just, I can't understand Mr. Gilmour, is it because I am only 8?"

"It's not you. It's him. No one really understands Peter Gilmour. It wasn't that long ago that he hated the Black Circle and vowed to end them just like he wants to end you, and now his head is so far up the Black Circle's butt that you would think Peter was a stage five clinger."

"What is a stage five clinger?"

"It's someone who once you show them an ounce of kindness suddenly thinks you are best friend. They call you non stop, trying to make plans even though you constantly tell them no thank you, it was just a one time thing. Basically because The Black Circle on John Madison's orders won the tag team titles for Peter he is suddenly all over them."

"Sounds like that lady my Uncle used to do his taxes with."

"Taxes?

"Yeah his taxes. He met her at the bank one time and made plans with her for latter that night to do their "taxes," or at least that was what my Uncle said but then that lady kept wanted to do his "taxes" all the time. She would call him like 5 times a day. She wouldn't leave him alone so he had to switch banks.I thought you only do "taxes" once a year?"

"How about we get back to training? Did that video ever load up?"

"Let me check."

The scene fades out as Aerial and Christian begin watching a youtube clip of a flying clothesline.
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