Hey-Yo.



Razor Ramon is driving his baby blue low-rider down the streets of Miami, Florida. He stops at a red-light and the hydraulics of his car propel his car up and down. The camera-man is bouncing with the car but focusing the camera on Razor.



Hey-Yo. In case you don't know, I'm The Bad Guy, Razuh Ramon. As your Intercontinental Champion, I am headin to the WWF for my time to shine, chico. I will defend this belt against any main that thinks he stands a chance against... THE BAD GUY.



Razor smiles and raises his arms as a low-rider truck pulls up besides Razor Ramon's car. The driver honks the horn and the truck begins bouncing up and down. Razor looks over and doesn't seem amused. The two in the truck begin talking and Razor Ramon's head snaps back around.



What was that, chico? What did you call me? Don't you know who I am? I'm da bad guy! Razuh Ramon! It looks like I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!




Razor jumps out of his car and grabs the person sitting in the passenger seat and throws him to the pavement. The large driver gets out of the truck and comes around and throws a punch. Razor dodges out of the way and kicks him straight in the twig and acorns. He falls down and Razor picks up the Passenger and hits the Razor's Edge on him on the hood of the truck. He straightens his vest and slicks his hair back.



Hey-yo. They didn't realize who dey were messin' with. You cain't just pop off at da mouth at The Bad Guy like that.



Razor Ramon jumps in the car and winks at the camera. He begins driving down the road as the light is now green.



They don't know who they are messin with, chico. I am Razuh Ramon and I'm coming to this special Wednesday Night Action Zone to win a King of the Ring tournament main. These fellow main better realize who they are messin' with. I'm the next King, and I'll throw my toothpick at any chico who gets in my way. No main on that show can handle my oozing machismo, and I will be the last main standing.



Police sirens are heard in the distance. Razor speeds up and laughs to himself.



It looks like those chicos didn't know who they were messin' with either. And just in case they still don't know...


I'm THE BAD GUY, Razuh Ramon!

It's The Bad Guy, Hey-Yo!