(("Loverboy" walks up to Peter Gilmour's dressing room after Madness goes off the air, and smiles as he hears the party going on inside. Without knocking, he lays down a big pink bowl full of puppy chow with the word "PEST" written across it, and also a big rubber cock squeaky toy.))

Loverboy: Here you go, doggy. Don't want you to starve, or starve for penis. I got your favorite flavor, Gilly's Shitsleeve, Enjoy!

((Loverboy walks away smiling.))