Live From University of Phoenix Stadium Phoenix, Arizona August 22nd - 24th

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The stadium is a buzz as blue and white fireworks go off to signify the beginning of the show. The stadium is completely sold out, there isn't a spot in the stadium where someone isn't seated or standing.





General Manager Ozymandias walks down to the ring accompanied as always by his Hot Assistant, still known only as Hot Assistant. The ring announcer hands Ozymandias a microphone and the GM begins to address the crowd.


OZYMANDIAS: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to XWF Presents Relentless. We have one hell of an event planned for you. The first ever three day Pay Per View. XWF has a long track record of making history so why should this event be any different? I am one of your two hosts this evening, my partner, the always good for a laugh, but always at and not with is Archie Lawson. Unfortunately Archie couldn't come down to the ring with be as he was busy having some tea and crackers in the back. You know how those British folks are, prim and proper..."






From the back emerges Archie Lawson, one third of the Warfare General Management team.


ARCHIE LAWSON: "When will you ever learn Oz, no one wants to hear you speak. Especially this great citizens of America."


The fans start to boo, which takes Archie back. Apparently American's don't like when a foreigner starts bad mouthing a true red white and blue American like Ozymandias.


OZYMANDIAS: "Well apparently they don't want to hear from you either Archibald."


ARCHIE LAWSON: "No wonder every other country hates America."


It's a good thing the roof of the stadium is currently retracted otherwise it would have blown off with that latest remark.

Archie walks down to the ring to join his co host for the evening.


ARCHIE LAWSON: "You would think that the fans would appreciate seeing me a little bit more than they are considering I helped put together this amazing card. We've got 5 matches tonight. Another 4 tomorrow and 3 on Sunday. The trios titles will be defended tonight. A new currently unnamed title will be making it's debut, or possible it's return. We also have two singles matches and of course, the highlight of the evening..."

OZYMANDIAS: "The highlight that isn't even the main event but by all means, continue..."

ARCHIE LAWSON: "I will thanks. The Wednesday Warfare General Manager Throwdown. The winner will receive an X-treme Title Shot during the month of September. So, without further delay let's get this evening underway. After Oz."

OZYMANDIAS: "No I insist. Ladies first."


Archie Lawson gets right up in Ozymandias face and the two engage in an stare down that only ends when the Ozymandias cracks a smile and instead decides to exit the ring along with his Hot Assistant and heads back up the ramp and out of sight.

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Darren Dangerous enters the stage with an arm raised. He then lowers it as he walks to the ring. When he enters the ring he steps up onto the middle turnbuckle and crosses arms above his head and flashes the devil horns.





The arenas lights go red and "The Fire" by The Roots blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds Scully finally steps out on to stage. The fans begin to boo as Scully looks around and smirks. Scully slowly walks down the ramp with a cocky stride not giving a dam about the fans reaction or so it seems. Scully stops at the bottom of the ramp and lifts both arms in the air. He then puts both thumbs down and boos the fans which gets a louder reaction. He walks up the steps, walks along the ring apron and turns to look at the fans with a smirk across his face. He then jump over the top rope in to the ring. Scully then walks over to the far turn buckle, climb to the top. Holds his hands in the air and puts both thumbs down again. Scully then jumps down and pulls the top rope ready for his opponent. His music fades out.

Darren Dangerous - vs - Scully 50 Foot High Scaffolding Match

Dangerous starts the match off with a spear that sends Scully back. He hits the rails and Darren charges again. Darren gets hit with a big boot for his trouble. Scully then goes in for a DDT. He then lifts up DD up and hits a Fisherman Suplex. Skull hooks the leg and goes for a pin.





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He remembers this isn't a win by pinfall match and breaks it up. Dangerous gets up and retaliates with a leg DDT. Scully pulls his leg in close and holds it but Dangerous has climbed the railings of the Scaffold. He's shaking, but leaps off to deliver a Fist Drop on Scully. It misses!

Scully rolls out of the way just in time for Dangerous' fist to hit the metal of the Scaffold. He's kneeling holding his hand when a surprise spinning heel kick ot the face sends DD to the floor of the scaffold. Dangerous rolls over onto his back. Scully decides to take this chance to mount his opponent and deliver punches to his face. Double D just laughs and fidgets his hand free, which he uses to send an uppercut to Skull's jaw.

Scully is barely fazed, and continues his assault. Dangerous sends another blow to the Jaw of the man on top of him. This last blow sends Scully off of him. Darren gets to his feet, slowly, and collects Scully for a piledriver. The Brit is down and bleeding. He's not moving, Darren kicks him in the ribs to check, but Scully still doesn't move.

Double D picks him up and is about to toss him over the side when Scully adjusts and counters the attempted toss with a Hurricanrana sending both men down. Scully gets to his feet first and lifts Darren by the ear then hits a T-Bone Suplex. The crowd is going wild, and even up in the air Scully hears people chanting his name. Feeling confident he struts to the corner of the Scaffold and stands on the center railing so the fans can see him. He does the Top of the World pose from Titanic.

Dangerous takes the opportunity and superkicks Scully. He goes over the edge! It looks like Scully is out, but no. He managed to catch the bottom railing and is attempting to pull himself up to safety. He's struggling to climb up, but Darren is kicking his hands trying to send him below.

He's climbing steadily, and gets his feet on the bottom railing, trying to climb over the top rail, but Dangerous is pushing him back over. Scully uses everything he has to shove Darren back before collapsing inside the Scaffold. He takes a minute to catch his breath in the corner, and try and recover.

Dangerous doesn't like that idea, so he hits a big boot on Scully. Right in the face, followed by another. Darren is just stomping Scully in the face, and Scully is powerless to stop it. The onslaught continues, until Scully rolls out of the way and Darren kicks the space between rails. Taking another opportunity, Scully gets beside Dangerous and begins to throw blows to the man's kidneys. Darren is not having that, and throws an arm back which staggers the Brit. Dangerous turns around and hits another big boot which sends Scully back into another corner. Using his full weight, Darren runs and hits a deadly meathook clothesline that nearly destroys Scully's neck.

Not quite satisfied, DD picks Scully up by the head and Stunners him. Dangerous is a man possessed. He continues this attack by hitting a standing elbow drop on the face of his downed opponent.

It connects and busts Scully's nose open wide. Scully gets up, using the rails to help him, and looks at Dangerous. A smile comes across the Brit's face, and he hits The Scullanator, Face Lift.


Darren throws Scully off him before getting up and lifting The Brit and tossing him into the railing again. Dangerous makes his way over to Scully and begins to drop chops across the downed man's face and torso. One chop lands directly across Scully's already busted eye causing him to howl in pain. DD drops Scully with a German Suplex before Springboarding up and dishing out an Arabian Facebuster. Then a thud behind Dangerous. He turns around to see Pest standing there, having dropped down from the rafters. He charges at the Masked man, but Pest simply grabs Darren and hits a Pedigree on Darren.

Pest walks over to Scully and helps him to his feet. Darren is up and runs at them for a Double Clothesline, but Pest turns around with enough time to catch Darren scoop him up for a Sidewalk slam.

Pest picks up Darren Dangerous by the throat and leans him up against the railing, one massive push and Darren would go over. Instead Pest leans in close to Darren...

Mr WGWF: "Look at my eyes, boy. I am the God of Emptiness, and I christen tonight with your blood."

Mr. WGWF releases Dangerous and as Darren moves forward Scully kicks Dangerous right in the cock region. Darren immediately grabs at his twig and two berries and with that Scully dropkicks Darren over the railing where he falls 50 feet to his death...

















Except there was an inflatable pool filled with blood waiting to catch the loser.(No animals were harmed during the filling of this pool.) So Darren doesn't actually die. But he does lose the match.

WINNER: Scully

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The lights go out completely and the arena lights up in a strobe light effect with a spotlight on the entrance curtain where Sacrelidge walks out onto the stage and completely ignores the fans. He gets to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope.





The lights go completely back as the intro to. "O Fortuna" by Therion blasts on the PA. After the intro plays, the lights come up to a dark red, almost fire-like hue and mist pours from the entrance way. There are druids standing on either side of the ramp with torches crossed, and Cain steps through the curtain, wearing a long black leather robe with spikes on the shoulders, no sleeves, and his hood pulled up. Fellow Brotherhood member Enigma comes out from behind the curtain a second later. Cain and Enigma slowly make their way down the ramp under the makeshift arch. Cain's head bowed, the mist following him. He slowly ascends the stairs and stands there with his head bowed. Close up of his face reveals glowing red eyes, and as he raises his head the lights come up. Entering the ring he whips the hood back and stares his opponent down with a sadistic grin, disrobing and handing the rob to Enigma.

Sacrelidge - vs - Cain Xtreme Rules

The two men meet in the middle of the ring, some expletives are exchanged before Cain pushes his opponent straight back into the turnbuckle. Sacrelidge strikes back with a quick flurry of punches but eventually Cain raises his knee into Sac's gut and follows up with a giant slap across the chest sending Sacrelidge to the outside with some major over selling. Cain berates his foe as Sacrelidge yells at a fan for patting him on the back. Sac rolls back into the ring and gets in Cain's face, Cain goes to push him again but this time Sac dodges and nails a sweet dropkick when Cain turns around.

Sacrelidge doesn't relent capitalizing on the downed Cain. After a few kicks Sac goes for a headlock but Cain is able to power to one knee. Cain fights back with elbows and eventually pushes Sac off and into the ropes. Cain gets to his feet in time to have Sacrelidge slide under and hit the other side of the ring before coming back and getting hit with Cain's huge boot. Sacrelidge rolls out of the ring again and recovers on the barricade, Cain follows him this time and Irish whips him into the crowd.

"Now we're gonna get X-treme!"

Cain grabs a chair and throws it at Sacrelidge before following him into the crowd. Cain tells a fan where to go before picking the chair up again and smashing it over Sac's lower back. Cain picks Sacrelidge up and throws him back toward the barricade, Sac quickly climbs over and scurries toward the time keepers table, Cain finally climbs back over the barricade himself and goes for Sac but ends up getting a chair shot to the side of the face sending him into the steel steps. Sacrelidge sees Cain hunched over on the stairs and quickly goes to smash him over the head with the chair but Cain moves and the chair hits the steps causing Sac to drop the chair and wave his hand around like they were on fire.

Sacrelidge quickly recovers and nails Cain with another chair shot to the head. Sac laughs at his downed opponent before searching under the ring for something. He slowly pulls out a table which gets a pop from the crowd, he slides the table into the ring before going to pick up Cain but gets hit with a low blow, which gets another pop from the crowd. Cain rolls Sac back into the ring and grabs the chair which is bent up thanks to his face. Cain rolls in and lines up Sacrelidge who slowly gets to his feet. A thunderous thud is heard across the University of Phoenix Stadium as Cain strikes Sacrelidge in the head with the chair.

Cain shows off a little bit but notices a resilient Sacrelidge slowly getting back to his feet. Cain looks shocked at how staunch Sacrelidge is being as the camera zooms in on a big gash on his forehead. Cain is enraged and hits his trademark Das Boot running boot to the face, sending Sac one-eighty degrees into the canvas. Cain motions for the Tongan Death Grip and waits for Sac to get to his feet. Sacrelidge grabs at Cain's trunks trying to pull himself, Cain just plants his hand into Sac's throat, securing the submission hold. Sacrelidge is almost out when Cain releases his hold. Cain mocks Sacrelidge before putting his foot on his chest for a cheap pin attempt...





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Sac kicks out.

Cain seems pissed off now and picks Sacrelidge up and puts him on his shoulder, he attempts a running powerslam but Sac manages to slide off and sends Cain into the corner. Sac rushes up and plants Cain's head into the turnbuckle pad a few times before turning him around. Sac gets on one knee and gives Cain a receipt with a low blow before putting him up on the top turnbuckle. Sacrelidge climbs to the middle rope and flips off the crowd before lifting Cain up and delivering a botched turnbuckle brainbuster, sending Cain to the outside.

Sacrelidge grabs the chair and sets it to the seated position before rolling out of the ring. Cain is slowly trying to drag himself up with the steel steps but Sac grabs his hair and smashes his face into the stairs getting a pop from the crowd. Sacrelidge pulls Cain up and rolls him back into the ring, he kicks the stairs out of position and drags Cain's legs towards the corner post. Sac grabs one of Cain's legs and smashes his knee into the post before doing it to his other leg.

"He's obviously setting up that lethal figure four around the ring post."

Sacrelidge executes a ring post figure four which gets the crowd's approval, the ref counts to five for some reason he seems to have forgotten this was an X-treme rules match. The ref yells at Sac when he refuses to let go and Sacrelidge is heard replying; "it's an X-treme rules match you idiot" before he lets go of the hold and starts searching under the ring for another weapon to hurt Cain with. Sac throws a couple of chairs into the ring before he pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring. Sacrelidge gets on the apron and sees that Cain is still prone, he looks at the X-tron before jumping over the ropes and hitting Cain with a elbow drop.

Cain is grabbing his left knee in pain as Sacrelidge sets the ladder up in the corner. Cain grabs the ropes and tries to pull himself up, Sac grabs Cain's hair again before hitting a scoop slam. Sacrelidge looks at the prone Cain before running at the chair he set up earlier and executing the triple jump moonsault. Sacrelidge goes for the pin..





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KICKOUT!

Sacrelidge argues with the official before trying to lift Cain up again, Cain fights out and sends Sac into the official knocking him out. Both men are on their feet and are trading fists in the middle of the ring. Sacrelidge pokes Cain in the eyes and Irish whips him into the ropes. Cain just runs straight over Sacrelidge who gets straight back to his feet only to get nailed with Das Boot.

"Cain hit Das Boot! Cain hit Das Boot again!"

Cain taunts Sacrelidge to get back to his feet as he motions for the chokeslam. Sac gets up and Cain grabs his throat for the chokeslam, instead he decides to fully grab Sacrelidge and hits a wicked overhead belly to belly suplex sending Sac into the ladder he had set up himself earlier in the match. Cain signals that the end is neigh as he continues to taunt Sacrelidge.

Cain then walks over to a table laying in the ring and stands the table up in the corner and picked up the groggy Sacrelidge with a devilish grin. He locks both of the smaller man's arms, back facing the table and slamming his forehead into the bridge of his nose, busting it. He then throws him backwards,destroying the table in the process.

Sacrelidge stumbles forward and again Cain hits the big boot on Sacrelidge, causing him to get caught between the ropes with his head on the outside. Cain then steps onto the apron, gets a running start and hits a running DDT to the concrete from the ring.

Sacrelidge is down and he doesn't look to be getting up but Cain doesn't care. He yanks his opponent up and.....





CRUNCH!!!




POWERBOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!


Cain looks over at Enigma who gives Cain a nod of approval.


Cain lifts the ring apron and pulls two chairs out from under the ring, stacking them on top of each other.

"The War Machine" Cain pulls his opponent up to his feet and then....




SITOUT TOMBSTONE!!!(DARKNESS FALLS)


And the cover...





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WINNER: Cain

Cain has won the match but he isn't done.


He tosses Sacrilege out of the ring and he lands right on his head. Cain follows and has time to start digging under the ring and he finds...

A HUGE HUNTING KNIFE!

Why is there a hunting knife under the ring? What's wrong with the XWF ring crew???

Cain licks the blade and smiles, looking over at Sacrilege. He stalks him, waiting for him to get up and then swipes the blade across Sacrilege's face! Then swipes it again and again, with lightning quick speed, this time targeting the arms and chest! Sacrilege tries to block but really just gives up his arms to be slashed again by the blade before Cain lands a big kick that sends him crashing into the ring steps and falling over.

Cain rushes over and continues slashing anywhere and everywhere on Sacrilege's body until he's completely covered in cuts. He drops the knife and seems to be thinking of something... he goes back under the ring and pulls out...

WHAT?!

A BAG OF SALT!?

He begins sprinkling salt all over the open wounds of Sacrilege as he screams for mercy but receives none! Cain takes a handful of salt and starts mashing it into the cuts on Sacrilege's face and then starts dumping the rest of the bag all over him. That's a big bag of salt... possibly a 25 pound bag. Again, something is seriously wrong with the ring crew if they're leaving these things under the ring!

With Sacrilege screaming and rolling around in pain, Cain gets a sinister look on his face and stares down at his own hand as he flexes it like he's got claws instead of fingers. He raises his hand and stares into it, envisioning... something in his hand...?

Cain grabs Sacrilege and pulls him up and plunges his hand RIGHT INTO HIS THROAT! OH MY GOD! HE RIPS OUT THE ADAMS APPLE AND THROWS IT INTO THE FRONT ROW! Now Cain reaches his bloody claw back into the hole in Sacrilege's throat and actually starts to shove his arm down, down, down...

UNTIL HE RIPS IT BACK OUT AND LIFTS HIS HAND HIGH IN THE AIR!

HOLY SHIT! THAT SICK FUCK IS HOLDING THE STILL BEATING HEART OF SACRILEGE!!! Blood has splattered all over the fans in the front row as they scream for more! Sacrilege drops down to his knees and then falls forward, flat and motionless and a huge puddle of blood forms under his body. Cain holds the heart high and stares into it before squeezing it like a tomato and allowing even more blood to hit the fans. One of the fans in the front row is yelling and screaming that they want to take home the heart, and Cain actually hands it to the crazed fan! Look how happy he is! Cain has made that fan's day!

Cain stands over the body of Sacrilege as EMTs rush out from the back, as if there's some sort of hope for Sacrilege to be saved. Cain steps back and gladly lets them get a closer look at his handy work while the sick ass fans chant "Cain... Cain... Cain..."


Enigma walks over to Cain and nods in approval as the two men then escape to the back of the arena.

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Peter Gilmour is sitting by his locker getting himself ready for his upcoming match. Of course it's a singles match so there is a good chance he is going to lose.


"Hey pussy."


Out of nowhere Tommy Gunn cracks Peter Gilmour across the face with a wooden baseball bat. Gilmour falls over off his seat and grabs at his now broken jaw.


"You don't need to look for me , I'm right here."


With that Gunn cracks Gilmour across the ribs with the bat repeatedly only stopping when XWF security bursts onto the scene and is trying to force Gunn out of the room.


"Stop ducking me bitch."


Gunn eventually relents and walks out of the room without the aid of security.

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Rose Tattoo By Dropkick Murphys hits over the P.A. system. Michael walks out ready to fight as he checks his gloves. He walks down the ramp. He walks to the steel stairs and walks up them. Once at the top he stops and turns around and looks at the crowd and smirks before he steps between the ropes and leans back on the nearest corner and looks at his opponent with a smirk on his face.





Elisha stands, crouched, on the stage and begins twitching his head violently. His hood falls off to reveal his mask, and he runs to, then slides into the ring.





The lights go out, and then when they come back on Mastermind is seen standing on the top rope waving to the crowd. He walks back down to the ring, slides under the ropes and leans against the ropes.





Bobby Zi walks to the ring to a mixed crowd reaction.





"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel starts to play throughout the arena as the fans start to go crazy. Barney Green walks out with a green mudjug and poses with it for a second as the fans cheer him. He spits in the mudjug and proceeds to walk down to the ring and he high fives a few fans on his way down to the ring. He enters the ring and leans in the corner as the music fades.





The lights in the arena dim, then go to full black. We then hear the eerie sounds of a bell being tolled and then an explosion of fire emitting from the entrance ramp. The beginning of IMPLODE by SLAYER begins as a white beam of light comes from the top of the arena and shines on the middle of the ramp. We then see a hand go into the light as a man kneels in front of the light. It is Peter Gilmour! The music picks up as Peter gets up and screams to the heavens as he and his new valet Jessica Johnson come down to the ring. They get into the ring and Peter goes to the nearest turnbuckle and puts out his hand as the same beam of light comes down into his hand as he gives us a very scary look into the camera. He then laughs wickedly then screams to the heavens again as the lights come back on and he awaits his next opponent.

Unnamed Title Match Michael McBride - vs - Elisha - vs - Barney Green - vs - Mastermind - vs - Bobby Zi - vs - Peter Gilmour Standard One Fall

The bell rings and the match is underway.

Gilmour and Mastermind start by locking up as McBride and Bobby Zi do the same with Elisha and Barney Green standing by as if afraid to get involved just yet.

McBride takes Bobby Zi down with a knee to the gut followed by a bodyslam while Mastermind whips Gilmour into the ropes. He attempts a clothesline by Gilmour ducks. He propels himself from the middle rope and hits Mastermind with a tornado DDT.

The ref grows tired of Elisha and Green cowering in the corner and tells them to get involved or be thrown out of the match. The two lock up but are quickly blindsided by Gilmour performing an airborne double clothesline. Gilmour hops to his feet and takes hold of Barney Green and tosses him out of the ring onto the floor. He picks up Elisha and goes for the Killswitch but Elisha breaks free and counters with a Russian leg sweep. He goes for the cover.





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McBride charges at Mastermind but is stopped by a Thesz press and hit with numerous closed fist punches to the face from Mastermind. He then applies a sleeper hold to McBride but it is quickly broken up by Bobby Zi with a diving splash from the top rope.

“The carnage… the carnage… this is one big cluster fuck!”

Green is back in the ring and assisting Elisha. They take hold of Gilmour and attempt a double DDT but Gilmour counters it with a DDT to both men. He gets back to his feet but is quickly grounded again by a hurricanrana from Bobby Zi. McBride is now back to his feet and chases after Zi. He finally catches him and shoves him into the turnbuckle. He lifts Zi to the top turn buckle and steps up to the middle turnbuckle. McBride delivers the C4 DDT.

“OH MY GOD!!!!”

McBride goes for the cover.





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Mastermind breaks it up!

McBride gets back to his feet and exchanges blows with Mastermind, Gilmour has once again tossed Barney Green out of the ring and is locked up with Elisha. Elisha moves into a headlock and whips Gilmour to the ropes. On his return, Elisha is caught off guard with a big boot to his face from Gilmour. Gilmour then sneaks up behind Mastermind and McBride who are still trading blows and he bashes their heads together. Suddenly Bobby Zi comes out of nowhere with a swinging neckbreaker to Gilmour and goes for the pin.





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Kick out!

As Bobby Zi gets back to his feet, Barney is approaching the apron to get back in the ring. Zi dash towards the ropes and dives through the top and middle ropes straight into Barney knocking him back into the safety rail. Meanwhile back in the ring, McBride is charging at Gilmour who nails McBride with a superkick but then gets hit with the same move by Elisha. Suddenly, Mastermind grabs Elisha from behind and delivers a powerbomb and goes for the cover.






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Bobby Zi breaks it up at the last second.

Mastermind hops to his feet but is decked with a closed fist by Bobby Zi and knocked back down. Zi turns to the others but is hit with a dropkick from Gilmour who is then hit with a reverse codebreaker by McBride.

McBride attempts a leg lock on Gilmour but is knocked away into the ropes where Barney is standing on the apron. He grabs McBride and suplexes him to the floor outside and then delivers a leg drop from the apron.

“It doesn’t look like Barney Green is going to get any in ring time in this match”

Barney picks up McBride and whips him to the safety rail. He delivers a few punches and then tries to lift him but McBride counters and lifts Barney in a powerbomb position then drops him head first onto the railing.

“HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”

Barney appears to be out and McBride slides back in the ring where every man is down except Gilmour. The two men stare one another down before charging at each other. Gilmour attempts a clothesline but McBride ducks it. He counters and puts Gilmour in the Wicklock but before he can get him grounded Gilmour counters with an enzugiri. He picks McBride up and positions him for the End Game and nails it but before he can go for the cover Elisha hits Gilmour with the poison mist followed by Delilah’s Kiss and goes for the cover.





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Kick out!

Elisha is back to his feet only to be met with a boot to the face from Mastermind sending him into the corner. Mastermind charges at Elisha and hits a big splash sending Elisha to the mat. Mastermind turns towards the others and is hit with a superkick by Bobby Zi. Barney is back up and reaches in the ring and pulls Elisha out. Elisha grabs Barney by the head and rams it into the ring pole and then down onto the steel steps. Elisha walks over to the timekeeper table and takes the bell.

“What the hell is he doing?”

The ref’s back is turned as Elisha charges at Barney with the bell but is met with a roundhouse kick knocking the bell into Elisha’s face and appearing to knock him out.

Back in the ring Gilmour and McBride are trading blows and Mastermind is delivering kicks to Bobby Zi’s head and the runs to the ropes where Barney is on the apron. He rams into Barney and sends him back to the floor into the rail, Barney, despite clearly being in pain, slides back in the ring and charges at Mastermind delivering a clothesline to the back of his head and sending him to the mat. McBride attempts to tie up with Barney but is met with a kick to the gut followed by a DDT. As he starts to get back up Gilmour hovers over him trying to grab him but Barney hits a leg sweep and knock him to the mat. Elisha is now back in the ring but Barney grabs him and puts him in the Green Dream. The crowd goes nuts as everyone in the ring is down and Elisha is in the middle of the ring screaming in pain. The referee watches closely for Elisha to possibly tap out. Barney applies the pressure as Elisha appears to be getting closer to giving up. Suddenly Bobby Zi comes leaping from over the ropes and nails a leg drop on both Elisha and Barney and breaks up the submission. Zi appears to have hurt himself as well on the landing and struggles to get back to his feet but when he does he is met with a powerbomb from Mastermind who goes for the cover.






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Gilmour breaks up the count but is immediately super kicked in the face by McBride and goes down to the mat. McBride is met with a powerbomb from Mastermind who is then hit with a double axe handle from the middle turnbuckle by Green and goes down hard. Green picks Mastermind up by his hair and attempts a body slam but Mastermind counters it and wraps his huge hand around Green’s fat neck and lifts him for a chokeslam. The crowd goes wild over the strength being displayed. He drives Green down to the mat and goes for the cover.





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Peter Gilmour breaks up the pin with a leg drop to Mastermind's head. The two of them then start going toe to toe. Elisha joins in with Gilmour and the two of them start going to town on Mastermind. Bobby Zi then comes to his aid and the four of them are now squared off in the corner.


Meanwhile Michael McBride managed to sneak by undetected. He grabs Barney Green and using all of the strength he can muster he punches Barney in the stomach. His hand gets stuck there for a little bit as Barney's rolls continue to jiggle like he was auditioning for the role of Chunk in the much anticipated Goonies Sequel. McBride's hand eventually comes free and he then grabs Barney by the head and drives it to the mat with a powerful Celtic Driver...



He goes for the cover...





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Broken up by GIlmour again. This time he picks up McBride and tosses him over towards the battle that is going on in the corner. Gilmour shows super strength and somehow gets Barney Green to his feet just so he can put him back down with the KILLSWITCH and right into a cover...





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WINNER: Peter Gilmour

The ref raises Peter Gilmour's hand as he celebrates like he just won one of Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets.

Suddenly Ozymandias's Hot Assistant makes her way down to the ring with XWF title belt in her hands. She climbs into the ring and presents it to the winner and...


NEW XWF HEAVY METAL WEIGHT CHAMPION: Peter Gilmour

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Purple and Green Balloons start to fall from the ceiling as soon as Enter The Circus begins playing. After a few seconds Anarchy will come to the ring accompanied by his manager Harley as well as three henchmen whose faces are painted like clowns. Once to the ring Anarchy will slowly ascend the steps and then casually enter the ring, never taking his eyes off his opponent. If he is the first person to enter then he will climb into the ring and start around the ring with his invisible partner.





He does the Carlton dance on his way to the ring. He thinks it's cool, and tough.





Smoke flows out from the stage as LH Harrison descends upon the main stage from the rafters above with his arms outstretched a huge smile upon his face. He hits the stage and looks around smiling. He walks to the ring, climbs the turnbuckle, extends his arms out, closes his eyes, and smiles broadly.

Warfare GM Throwdown Anarchy - vs - Swagmire - vs - LH Harrison X-Treme Rules Winner receives a future X-Treme Title shot

LH Harrison walks up to Swagmire and extends his hand, but, before he does, LH falls to the mat writhing in pain. He clutches at both sides of his head. He yells out, 'nooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!' LH crawls to the bottom rope and begins to pull himself up before a jolt of pain goes through his body bringing him back down to the mat. Suddenly LH's body rises from the floor, turns around, and smiles so large that it eclipses Loverboy's and Anarchy's. His eyes are now a deep, deep red as he surveys the field. He smirks confidently and says, 'Bring it, bitches.'

LH Harrison clotheslines Swag immediately and then clotheslines Anarchy who seems to enjoy the pain. He continues the assault throwing SwagMire shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He looks to grab Anarchy who ducks the attack and then kicks Harrison in the gut and sends him flying into Swag, laughing as he does so.

Anarchy then splashes them both in the corner and runs off the ropes. He grabs both of them by their head, and slams them into the mat whilst running forward executing a double bulldog!

He pulls Harrison to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Harrison ducks the oncoming clothesline then turns around and spears Anarchy to the ground!

Harrison begins to bang his chest as he heads to the outside. He grabs a steel chair and throws it into the ring. SwagMire sees LH coming though and takes him down with a dropkick to the knee.

He follows this up with a kick to the back of the head!

Axe kick!

Anarchy grabs SwagMire from behind and lifts him up into the air but Swaggy lands on his feet. Swaggy lands behind Anarchy and hits him with a jab to the spine and then grabs him by the shoulders and slams him down on the mat between his own legs!

He goes for a cover but it’s broken up immediately by LH Harrison.

Harrison picks up the steel chair…


CRACK!


He plants SwagMire with it!


Anarchy is back up to his feet for a moment… CRACK!


Suddenly the theme for XWF Warfare blasts through the PA system, confusing all three competitors.

Hey, what’s this? The Wednesday Warfare music? What’s going on?

From behind the curtain, all three Warfare general managers emerge together and start to head to the ring.

Archie Lawson? Giovanni Ferrari? Miranda Tigris? What the Hell are they doing coming down to ringside in the middle of a PPV match?

The three GMs stroll around the ring and head to the broadcast table, each pulling a chair up and taking a seat.

This is highly unusual! And – oh my God, look out!

LH Harrison, still staring at the scene unfolding outside of the ring, is shrugging and turning back to the action when Anarchy, who has gotten his wits back together in the meantime and gotten to his feet, kicks him in the gut and yanks the chair away.

Anarchy swings the chair from way downtown and --------- ccCCCCCRACCKKK!!!

Harrison drops like a sack of potatoes, and he isn’t moving! Swagmire has finally gotten back up as well, but he drops to the canvas and rolls away when Anarchy swings the chair at him. Anarchy is off balance, and Swagmire takes advantage with a quick drop toehold! Anarchy falls face first right onto the chair he was holding! He’s clutching his face in agony!

Swagmire looks over at LH Harrison, who still hasn’t so much as twitched, and goes for a quick pin!





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Kickout at the very last second by Harrison! How did he pull that off? Swagmire lokos confused and frustrated as well, and he drags Harrison up and leans him against the ropes. Swag sends him across the ring in an Irish whip and goes for a big boot to the chest, but Harrison ducks under and keeps running! Swagmire turns around – Clothesline from Heaven! He hit it! Swagmire’s head bounced off the canvas! Harrison should go for the cover here, but he’s signaling for his finisher! He’s got Swagmire now, pulls him to his feet, and up onto his shoulders… he’s going for the Place of Hope! This is going to be it for sure!

Lookout!!!! Out of nowhere, Anarchy just speared the hell out of Harrison! Swagmire is dropped onto the canvas and now Anarchy is straddling Harrison, raining down huge punches to his face!

Anarchy has Harrison up now, and he hits him with a swinging side slam! What impact! Anarchy isn’t done yet though, he’s pulled those playing cards out of his pocket – you know what that means!

Oh, but Swagmire grabs him by the shoulder and slaps the cards out of his hand! Swagmire drops to his knees and headbutts Anarchy right in the balls! Again! And again! Anarchy is writhing in pain and flops the mat! Swagmire slides onto Anarchy and hooks the leg –






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LH Harrison clotheslines Swag immediately and then clotheslines Anarchy who seems to enjoy the pain. He continues the assault throwing SwagMire shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He looks to grab Anarchy who ducks the attack and then kicks Harrison in the gut and sends him flying into Swag, laughing as he does so.

Anarchy then splashes them both in the corner and runs off the ropes. He grabs both of them by their head, and slams them into the mat whilst running forward executing a double bulldog!

He pulls Harrison to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Harrison ducks the oncoming clothesline then turns around and spears Anarchy to the ground!

Harrison begins to bang his chest as he heads to the outside. He grabs a steel chair and throws it into the ring. SwagMire sees LH coming though and takes him down with a dropkick to the knee.

He follows this up with a kick to the back of the head!

Axe kick!

Anarchy grabs SwagMire from behind and lifts him up into the air but Swaggy lands on his feet. Swaggy lands behind Anarchy and hits him with a jab to the spine and then grabs him by the shoulders and slams him down on the mat between his own legs!

He goes for a cover but it’s broken up immediately by LH Harrison.

Harrison picks up the steel chair…


CRACK!


He plants Anarchy with it!!!


Out of nowhere Swagmire starts rubbing a bar of soap in Harrisons' face. He then whips Harrison to the ropes and on the rebound hits him with the Dirty Jerker!!

Harrison goes down and Swagmire immediately starts headbutting Harrison in the junk repeatedly.




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Five head butts to the dick. Swagmire gets up and starts celebrating but it proves costly as Anarchy springs to life and drops Swagmire with the Chaos Theory(Headlock Driver) and goes for the cover...





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WINNER: Anarchy

As soon as the match ends "Brittania Rules The Waves" stars playing and Archie Lawson comes out to the ring with a contract in his hands. He steps into the ring and pulls a microphone out from his pocket.


ARCHIE LAWSON: "Well Anarchy, you've done it. You've won the Warfare Challenge and now with this contract you will receive an X-treme title match. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line."


Anarchy looks around as the crowd is going bonkers and then Anarchy extends his hand to Archie. Archie takes his hand and as he goes to shake it he suddenly starts convulsing. Anarchy then pulls his hand away but Archie keeps shaking. A clothesline later and Archie is now down on the mat. Anarchy takes a small device off his hand and starts mimicking Archie Lawson.

Anarchy then pulls a deck of cards out of his inside jacket pocket. He pulls out the Joker card and using makes a small cut in Archie Lawson's forehead. Deep enough to draw some blood. He then grabs Swagmire who is still passed out and pulls his limp body towards Archie. Anarchy then picks up Swagmire's hand and then takes Swagmire's index finger, runs it across Archies open wound and then signs the dotted line...


SWAGMIRE


Anarchy then drops Swagmire's hand and takes off out of the arena, laughing hysterically as he does.

NEW # 1 Contender To the Extreme Title: Swagmire

As the new LH starts to stir he becomes incensed at the thought of losing and blasts Swagmire in the face with a punch. He picks up the limp body and nails a brainbuster. He begins wailing away at the face of Swagmire until a small trickle of blood begins flowing. Suddenly LH's resolve softens as his body crashes to the floor. He stands up and looks at his bloodied hands and notices Swagmire. He freaks out at it and tries to revive Swagmire to no avail. He clutches the sides of his head in confusion as he runs out of the arena.

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Peter Gilmour is seen walking the hallways of the arena with his new Heavy Metal Weight Title. It looks like he may have been crying from overjoy, or it could just be sweat. Either way Tommy Gunn comes around the corner and without hesitation cracks Gilly in the face with a crow bar.


"Hey bitch. Are those tears?"


Before Gilmour can even react Gunn pulls out a small bottle of pepper spray and starts spraying Gilly's eyes. Gilmour immediately grabs at his eyes screaming out in pain like the little girl.


"Here you go bitch. Can you see me now? Keep ducking me bitch. Keep running away you pussy. My 8 year old nephew would beat your bitch ass and you know it."


Gunn kicks Gilmour in the stomach and then DDT's him onto the concrete floor. Gilmour is now rolling around in pain still grabbing at his eyes. Gunn kicks Gilmour in the face twice and then reaches into his bag and pulls out a branding iron. He then pulls out lighter and waves it over the end of the branding iron for a few seconds until the end of the iron has gone from a dark black to a bright orange and yellow.


"One last thing before I go."


Gunn kicks Gilmour in the face again and then rolls him over and pulls his pants down before placing the hot branding iron on Gilmour's left ass cheek...




TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!




Gilmour starts screaming out again as Gunn presses the branding iron even harder into Gilmour's flesh while also using his boot on the back of Gilmour's neck.


Gunn then takes the branding iron off Gilmour's ass and tosses it to the ground. He then reaches into his bag and pulls out a bottle of water. He takes the cap off and pours it on Gilmour's ass cheek. The camera zooms in to read what the brand says.



"Frodo was here."



"See you soon bitch."


Gunn picks up his wrestling bag and walks off down the hallway.

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The proud man walk to the ring, exactly like the man on "mi gran noche" videoclip, vintage classic gentleman, smiling and pretending to be nice, pointing everyone.





The high pitched wail of Dee Snider pierces the air as the Twisted Sister classic pumps through the PA system. As two big pyro towers shoot off on either side of the stage, "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane spins out of the entrance ramp, wearing his favorite t-shirt, a cutoff Faster Pussycat screen print, long silver tights and shining silver boots. The crowd pops as Loverboy struts down the aisle,strumming the air guitar and leaping into the air with a jumping split. As he hops onto the ring apron, he swings around, facing the crowd, and pumps his fist along to the music, singing along and inciting the crowd to do so as well.





As the Opening Beat of "Slam" By Pendulum begins to rock through the speakers the fans come alive, as the camera sweeps across the arena from the far side towards the entrance runway a light show of greens and blues falls over the arena. The lights drop as a voice comes across the loudspeakers.





Azrael bursts from the back and takes off running down the ramp. Stopping just before hitting the ring, he turns to the crowd with a wink and a smirk. Then he slides into the ring, bounds up to his feet and hops up onto a turnbuckle, where he waits for the fight to begin.





The lights go out and stay out for several seconds. The darkness is finally cut as the X-Tron explodes into flames. From the very top of it, the flames travel out on both sides until they surround the tron. From there, flames explode from the ramp then travel down both sides of the ramp. The flames reach the bottom of the ramp and all four corners of the ring explode with more firey flamages igniting the steel lighting structure above the ring into a kind of ring of fire. With the illusion that the entire arena is on fire, O Fortuna hits. The flames continue to burn as Sebastian Duke and Enigma finally emerge. Not from backstage, but from beneath, as if they are coming from the depths of hell. Once Duke and Enigma reach the stage, they slowly makes their way to the ring, the flames raising and lowering to the beat of the drums in O Fortuna.

XWF Trios Championship Azrael Erebus, Sebastian Duke, Enigma© - vs - Clean Lucena, Zoey Ryback, Loverboy

The bell rings and “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane quickly darts across the room and grabs Enigma by the shoulders and tosses him into the center of the ring. Sebastian Duke and Azrael take this as a sign that Enigma is going to be the first one to go and they each step through the ropes and wait in their corner.

Enigma quickly gets up only be meet with a high knee to the face that puts him back down on the mat. Loverboy runs to the ropes and on the rebound goes for another high knee but Enigma rolls out of the way and then grabs Loverboy by the hair and yanks him down to the mat. Enigma backs up a step and waits for Loverboy to get to his feet on his own. Once he does Enigma charges at him, Loverboy attempts to grab at Enigma’s throat but only grabs air as Enigma baseball slides right through Loverboy’s legs. He quickly spins up and as Loverboy turns around he gets hit with an Enzuiguri. Enigma follows up by picking up Loverboy and tossing him to the ropes, on the rebound Enigma crashes into Loverboy via a cross body block.

Enigma then punches Loverboy in the face and goes for a quick pin…




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KICK OUT!!

Loverboy kicks out rather emphatically and pushes Enigma off of him. The two get to their feet and Loverboy strikes first with a DDT. The move seems to have little effect on Enigma who gets right back up and charges at Loverboy with an attempted clothesline but Lane ducks out of the way and in doing so hits Enigma with a heel kick to the stomach and then smashes Enigma face to the mat courtesy of a jumping legdrop bulldog(Fameasser).

Loverboy doesn’t even bother with a pin instead he gets to his knees and then reaches out and tags Lucena. Lucena jumps in the ring like he was shot out of a cannon and hits Enigma with a running leg drop…except Enigma rolls out of the way and takes in big brother Sebastian.

Lucena wastes no time and goes right at the former Universal Champ, a rolling elbow which puts Duke down. Not for long however as he quickly gets back up. Lucena tries to lock up with him but Duke easily pushes the man away and into the ropes. But then Lucena uses the ropes for leverage and springs himself off of them like Speedy Gonzalez and flattens Duke with a flying cross body. Lucena rolls over and Loverboy tags himself back in.

Lucena looks around not sure of what just happen and then sees his partner going to town on Sebastian Duke. A spinning spinebuster followed by a scoop slam and Loverboy has Duke on the ropes. He pulls up a slightly dazed Sebastian Duke and then a Super Kick…


Sebastian Duke goes flying backwards. Loverboy quickly moves for a cover…




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BROKEN UP!!


Enigma flys into the scene and lands an elbow to the back of Loverboy’s head. Enigma then picks Loverboy up and tosses him into the corner. Enigma charges at him and goes for a splash but Loverboy rolls out of the way and tags in Zoey Ryback.

She goes to attack Enigma but the ref is busy forcing him out of the ring. In the meantime Duke crawls over to his corner and tags in Azrael Erebus.

Azrael smiles widely with open arms, smugly taunting Zoey Ryback who circles him, looking to take him off guard. Azrael motions for Zoey to attack him, still smiling. Zoey rushes towards Az, she leaps for a flying strike but he counters with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker! Zoey lets out a pained scream as she holds her side, lying on the mat. Erebus turns to his teammates with a smile; they nod back to him, rooting him on to finish the job quick.

Azreal kicks Zoey’s side, she rolls over from the force. He grabs Ryback’s hair and lifts her to her feet. Still holding her by the hair, Az delivers a strong blow to Zoey’s jaw!

And another!

And anoth- No! Zoey is fighting back! She catches Azrael’s fist and sends a flurry of punches to his chest. Azrael releases his grasp, somewhat taken back by Zoey’s persistence. Zoey backs up a little, still facing Erebus but slowly making her way back to her teammates. Azrael is enraged he charges Zoey! But Zoey tries to counter with a clothesline, but is side stepped by Azrael! Azrael now behind Ryback throws a knee into the bottom of her back. He sets up for The Oncoming Storm (Reverse of Fate) but Zoey, still in this fight, lifts her legs off the ground and wraps them around Azrael’s neck! She twists her body and throws him to the ground with a superb hurricanrana.

Loverboy and Clean Lucena cheer Zoey on with most of the audience; she throws her hands into the air and starts to clap. Her teammates and the roaring crowd clap with her. She moves to the corner still clapping as Azrael shakes out the cobwebs. Zoey is attempting her patented Blaster Jack! Azrael gets to his feet, still a little groggy. Zoey starts her sprint towards him but Enigma comes over the ropes and intercepts Zoey with flying forearm smash!

Zoey falls to ground as Enigma stands over her he turns to go back to his corner but Loverboy, fire in his belly, smashes Enigma in the back of the head with a high knee! Enigma falls to the ropes and turns to face Loverboy in anger. The pair exchange blows in the center of the ring. Sebastian watches over the pair, brawling. He walks up the apron, alongside the ropes. Watching like a hawk, moving closer to where Zoey is down on the mat, semi-conscious from Enigma’s attack.

Loverboy and Enigma are even with their strikes, neither man going down, just strike after strike. Azrael takes this moment to catch his breath. The referee tries to restore order, trying to get in between the men. Duke is behind the ropes, inches away from Zoey, trying to find her feet. Duke hangs back on the ropes and pulls himself forward delivering a viscous kick to Zoey’s head! She is thrown from the force and lays unconscious on the mat. Duke smiles at Azrael as he walks back to his corner.

Azrael turns to enter the fray between Loverboy and Enigma and smashes Vinnie in the head with a hard punch. Enigma and Az both kick Loverboy in the gut and double clothesline him over the ropes. Enigma goes back to his corner by order of the ref as Azrael and Clean Lucena hurl insults at one another. Azrael steps over Zoey, still not moving. Azrael climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd are on their feet, cheering on Azrael. He flies off the top turnbuckle and hits Ryback with World’s Descent (Senton Bomb) making sure Ryback won’t get up!

He goes for the cover!




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THRE- NO! Broken up by The Cleanster with an elbow to Azrael’s head!

The ref begins to ask Clean to leave the ring, but before he can finish his sentence, Lucena is already behind the ropes at his corner. What else can you expect from Mr. Respecto.

Azrael kneels up and looks at Clean, hatred burning in his eyes. He slaps the mat in frustration and goes to his corner to tag in Sebastian Duke. He enters the ring slowly, by now Loverboy is back on the apron beside Lucena. Duke watches over Zoey as she tries to get up, he puts his boot on Rybacks chest, he glares at the ref. The ref gets to the ground and begins to count.





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Zoey manages to get a shoulder up!

This girl doesn’t quit! Duke looks surprised. He raises his leg to crush Zoey’s head under his boot. But Ryback manages to roll out the way! She crawls toward her teammates, who stretch their arms to get in the tag! Duke quickly grabs Zoey’s leg to pull her back, but her finger tips barely touch Clean Lucena’s open palm! Lucena quick as a bullet runs in and hits Duke with an elbow to the midsection! Duke bends over from the hit and is greeted with another elbow to the nose! Duke leans back covering his nose, but Lucena is unrelenting with his blows!

An elbow to the ribs! And another to the chest! He turns to smile for the crowd as Azrael runs in to stop Mr. Respecto! Erebus goes for a running kick but Lucena ducks under his leg and hits Az in the back with yet another elbow! Enigma runs in to avenge his teammate but is knocked down by Loverboy with a dropkick! Lane is looking to continue his fight as he lays into Enigma on the ground! Zoey struggles to stand, resting in the corner, watching over the carnage!

Loverboy is slamming Enigma’s head into the hard mat, but Enigma resists another slam the to ground, overpowering Vinnie; he turns his body, almost unnaturally, to face Loverboy. Enigma is met with an axe handle smash to his eyes, Loverboy goes for another, but Enigma throws a punch into his ribs! Enigma slips his legs out from underneath Loverboy, and presses them against his stomach. Enigma throws Loverboy off of him, flinging him into the ropes. Enigma kips up and charges towards Loverboy, both men get caught in one another’s clotheslines! Both men lay on the mat, seeing stars.

While this is happening. Clean cockily continues his assault of elbows to Azrael and Duke! Clean’s hits are sending Duke into the corner, he cannot break away from them, Duke just tries to keep his guard up! But Azrael from behind grabs under Lucena’s arms and gets in a full nelson! Lucena seems worried. His main arsenal of elbows have been taken away from him. Clean struggles but can’t get away from Azrael’s hold. Sebastian lowers his guard and cracks his fingers at the site of Lucena in this vulnerable position. Duke throws a haymaker against Lucena’s cheek!


And another!


And another!


Clean’s head is going left and right from the force of Duke’s punches! His boy goes limp as Duke grabs Clean’s legs and lifts him in the air with Azrael. Both men slam him to the mat! Clean reels in pain on the ground. Azrael starts guards Clean’s body as Duke is kneels for the pin, but Zoey Ryback from behind jumps on to Azrael’s back and wraps her arms around his neck with her legs around his waist! Zoey has Azrael in the Kata-Ha-Jime legal half nelson judo choke hold! Zoey manages to drag Az away from Clean and Duke and get him to the ground!

Sebastian seeing everyone else distracted goes for the pin! But it’s reversed by Lucena! Rolling Duke into some type of victory roll!

The ref slides in for the pin!





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Enigma breaks up the pin with a kick to Lucena! He is quickly followed by Loverboy, grabbing at Enigma and throwing him to the ground, continuing his assault of punches and kicks! The ref having enough separates Loverboy and Enigma, threatening to disqualify them both if this carries on. Both men heed the official’s words. They unwillingly go back to their respective corners as the ref convinces Zoey to break her hold with the same threat. Zoey release her grasp and crawls under the ropes onto the apron to rest. Azrael sits sucking in air, he slowly goes back next to Enigma. Finally we can have some order in this match. Clean Lucena and Sebastian Duke square off near the ropes.

Duke gets the quick upper hand delivering a few knees to Lucena’s kidney’s and then throwing the man halfway across the ring. Duke stoically walks over to Lucena and yanks the man up by the knee. Another shot to the kidneys and he sets Lucena up for a Chokeslam but Lucena manages to escape from the hold thanks to a well placed elbow to Duke’s temple.

Duke stumbles back a few steps and Lucena unloads on Duke’s face with a clean furry of punches…





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Sebastian Duke falls backwards and on the way down makes contact with Enigma’s outstretched hand.

Enigma quickly climbs back into the ring and goes right at Lucena but somehow Lucena sidesteps out of the way and nails Enigma with a spinning back elbow his finished and yet Enigma isn’t even phased. Enigma spins around and crushes Lucena with The Big Reveal(Clothesline from Hell) but doesn’t even bother with the pin. Instead he picks Lucena up and tosses him into the waiting arms of Sebastian Duke and Azrael Erebus in the corner.

The two grab a hold of Lucena and start wailing away at him with everything they have. Ryback jumps down off the apron and makes her way over to save her partner. She pulls Azrael down off the apron and then hits him right in the chin with a perfectly executed backflip kick.

Lucena is able to break free of Duke’s hold and charges at Enigma who was too busy taunting Loverboy to notice the Cleantest Man in the world charging at him. Lucena nails Enigma with a drop kick that sends Enigma flying into Loverboy. Loverboy sees this and punched Enigma square in the nose.

Lucena reaches out and tags in Loverboy who quickly follows up his punch to the face with a toss to the ropes. Enigma counters the toss and instead attempts a backbreaker. Another counter, this time by Loverboy who manages to spin out of it and then…




BLACK LABEL DRIVER(Vertebreaker)



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Enigma kicks out of Loverboy’s finisher. How the hell did he do it?

Loverboy looks completely taken aback. He doesn’t know what to do. He tries ripping Enigma’s mask off but Sebastian Duke jumps into the ring and starts attacking Loverboy.

The ref doesn’t see any of this as he is leaning over the ropes yelling at Ryback and Azrael, telling them both to go back to their corners.

Enigma is getting back to his feet and he is about to join his brother in the beating on Lane but the ref gets in between them and forces Enigma back to the corner.

Enigma is trying to explain to the ref that he is the legal man but the ref doesn’t want to hear it. Sebastian Duke turns and also starts yelling at the ref and doesn’t’ see Loverboy get to his feet…





BLACK LABEL DRIVER!!


And another cover…





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WINNER AND NEW XWF TRIOS CHAMPIONS: Clean Lucena, "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane and Zoey Ryback.

Enigma quickly jumps into the ring and starts screaming at the ref. Erebus also joins in on the action as the trios titles are being handed to the new champions. All three of them start celebrating and then Loverboy snatches Ryback's title out of her hands and cracks her across the face with it leaving her bloodied in the center of the ring.


"LOVERBOY" VINNIE LANE: "You want this title back you useless bitch? Then fight me for it. One on one. Title for title. You beat me you can keep your title and you get to take mine and give it to whoever you want. But if I beat you, and I will beat you, than I am taking your title from you. You have one week to decide."


Vinnie Lane runs off to the back with 2 of the 3 trios titles. Lucena kneels down to help his partner as the former champs are following the ref up the ramp still screaming at him.

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Be on the lookout for Part Two of XWF: Relentless.

Big thanks to all of you that rp'ed for day one. Also to the following for their help with this part of the show: Shane Anonistrator Ricky Maine Gator Archie Lawson SwagMire Darren Dangerous Eli James Morbid Angel

Heavy Metal Weight Title is back huh? I'ma have to win it again.

Blargh. Congrats to Anarchy or Swamire or whichever besides me won. Haha

Oh btw there's a second in my match that doubles. I don't think it was on purpose but I could be mistaken.

Love that ending though. Way to put it to her, Loverboy!

Awesome!

All these matches were so fun to read.

What was the Heavy Metal Title?

OOC: congra to all of ya winners especially Loverboy, u settle well man

Former 2× X-treme ChampIon

Thanks Bobby!

(08-22-2014, 10:45 PM)Loverboy813 Said: Awesome!

All these matches were so fun to read.

What was the Heavy Metal Title?

It's the Ark of the Covenant title with its old name back.

16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division



Universal Champions Defeated
Vinnie Lane
Peter Gilmour (x2)
Azrael Erebus
Sebastian Duke
Eli James IV
Jim Caedus
Trax
Chris Chaos
Robbie Bourbon
The Engineer


Shoutout to Graves for the banner

So - is it the same title? Just renamed?

Does that mean Rayne or whoever doesn't exist anymore?

(08-22-2014, 11:48 PM)Loverboy813 Said: So - is it the same title? Just renamed?

Does that mean Rayne or whoever doesn't exist anymore?

I think the difference is that you can login as a guest and win the belt.

RaYne had to stop e-fedding because it interfered with his water drinking regiment. He's a nutcase :-P

16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division



Universal Champions Defeated
Vinnie Lane
Peter Gilmour (x2)
Azrael Erebus
Sebastian Duke
Eli James IV
Jim Caedus
Trax
Chris Chaos
Robbie Bourbon
The Engineer


Shoutout to Graves for the banner

Gold claims Clean BEIBEH!

And you two, leave your fucking diferences apart. We have gold to defend.

I will point the fact that how important has been the part I played in the match to reach the pin. =)

Booyah!!!

Tommy gunn.. you r a dead man!!! Remember relentless isn't over yet

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(08-22-2014, 10:12 PM)LH Harrison Said: Oh btw there's a second in my match that doubles. I don't think it was on purpose but I could be mistaken.

Yeah I would imagine that is a mistake. Honestly I just copied and pasted what was sent to me but I will PM that person and try and get it corrected. Thank you for pointing it out.

Nice work Loverboy, never seen somebody with 66% of the Trio's Titles before!

(08-23-2014, 01:58 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Booyah!!!

Tommy gunn.. you r a dead man!!! Remember relentless isn't over yet

You're right. It isn't.

But you see I wasn't scheduled to be there, so I've already left the building.

Enjoy having the title they give out to the kids who come in 7th place just so they can feel included.

great show! I had a feeling wgwf would fuck me over. He'll get his.

(08-23-2014, 05:17 AM)Tommy Gunn Said:

(08-23-2014, 01:58 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Booyah!!!

Tommy gunn.. you r a dead man!!! Remember relentless isn't over yet

You're right. It isn't.

But you see I wasn't scheduled to be there, so I've already left the building.

Enjoy having the title they give out to the kids who come in 7th place just so they can feel included.

You may have left but I will find u. And I will kill u

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"OH! Hahaha... Alright Loverboy... Clean is our Guest Referee."

(08-23-2014, 09:22 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:

(08-23-2014, 05:17 AM)Tommy Gunn Said:

(08-23-2014, 01:58 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Booyah!!!

Tommy gunn.. you r a dead man!!! Remember relentless isn't over yet

You're right. It isn't.

But you see I wasn't scheduled to be there, so I've already left the building.

Enjoy having the title they give out to the kids who come in 7th place just so they can feel included.

You may have left but I will find u. And I will kill u

You keep saying that but every time I show up you just lay there and take a beating like the punk bitch that you are.

Peter is too stupid to "COUNTER ATTACK" you. In fact, I bet he still won't COUNTER ATTACK your predictable attacks. Watch and see, he won't COUNTER ATTACK you.

My god, could I be any more obvious?

And then I'll just counter his counter.

Counters all day err day.

Sweetheart, all I do is overcome odds. I know Clean is a respectful man, but I also know how much he loves American ass! So, yeah, go ahead and have you a referee of your choosing.

Clean earned his title, I'm cool with him helping decide who didn't!

"Damn thats how you feel? Alright Homie, after I beat the brakes off you I wanna see you talk this slick ass bullshit."

Good girl! That's the fire I expect to see.

Eh, eh, both of u, relax a little bit or u would clean my ass

"Dangerous grabbed his twig and two berries" Am I the only one who Finds that funny

Quote:"Dangerous grabbed his twig and two berries" Am I the only one who Finds that funny

No you're not.

"I feel like I won something, but not sure if I did."

(08-23-2014, 10:40 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: And then I'll just counter his counter.

Counters all day err day.

u can counter all day but im still going to kill u

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(08-23-2014, 08:45 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:

(08-23-2014, 10:40 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: And then I'll just counter his counter.

Counters all day err day.

u can counter all day but im still going to kill u

*starts up chant*

Gilly's gonna kill you.

.......................The hands on the clock keep reachin for this cock. This shiny ass helmet keeps hiding these golden locks. AND AIN'T A NIGGA IN THIS PLACE WHOSE ANUS CAN SQUEEZE MY GLOCK!

The Doctor has arrived just in time! TIME! TIME!!!! Just in time to give good ol' Peter Pecker Pepper Gildo yet another-other-other-other AND THIS BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK MEANS ANOTHER aaaassssss whoooopin just like his mama used to do when he'd shit the bed at age 14!


Finally.........finally........The Heavymetal Weight title has CUM BACK to the Sex Double You Efffffffff and I'm so Efff'ing stoked that my nuts just got yolked so lemme ask y'all one time and one time only! Do you want to see Admiral Appendage lay this cock down across that mudda fuckkka'z ass? DO YOU WANT TO SEE GILDO TAPPED OUT? I don't mean tapping out, DR. VALIDITY MEANS TAPPED OUT AS IN HIS RECTUM TAPPED SO DEEP AND HARD THAT WHEN I PULL OUT THE ENTIRE DUDE GETS PULLED INSIDE OUT! Let me smell it, playas! LET ME SMELL YOUR DESIRE!

NOW CAN.........YOU..........SUCK...........THAT.......NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Mr. XWF throws a used rubber at Gilmour's face. Splizzat!

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!

(08-23-2014, 08:45 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:

(08-23-2014, 10:40 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: And then I'll just counter his counter.

Counters all day err day.

u can counter all day but im still going to kill u

"That's...kinda my thing."

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SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion