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Darren Dangerous · (08-16-2014)

Mr. WGWF has entered the building

...and got his ass beat on Warfare by Peter Gilmour.

Darren Dangerous · (08-16-2014)

[white]It was Dim. Dim won, not Peter. Dim, who won the Trios, then the tag, and then defended them. Dim, and John Madison who are responsible for Peter's only real wins this year. Maybe try getting facts straight at some point? You know, instead of being a fucking

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Darren Dangerous · (08-16-2014)

Awww is somebody mad that after all the shit talking they got beat?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-16-2014)

No, did you not hear where I just praised Dim? He is on a roll, and has improved since working with Bill. You're just unable to comprehend the world.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-16-2014)

oh how the irony reeks its ugly head..I told your

ass I would beat you! Now Dim did get the pin, but it was I that hit the GILMOUR CUTTER on your fake ass! How does it feel knowing that you couldn't nor will ever beat me!!

Ozymandias · (08-16-2014)

Fight me without a partner and see. As I stated, you can't win a match without Dim or Madison helping you. That's also the wrong use of irony, but then Peter doesn't know what words mean. He heard someone say it and like Iago the Parrot he must repeat until the word loses meaning.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-16-2014, 11:49 AM**

why should I even face you and further humilate your lame

ass?

maybe i will so i can send u back to that shithole a broken man.. and i wont need Dim or Maddy's help.. but you'll need all the help u can get because Im going to kill u

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-16-2014)

Peter, Septemer 8th, Madness. You, me, 100 Foot Scaffold. Remember when I attacked you backstage? Hit you with the WGWF Smackdown? Remember when I challenged you and didn't get a clear answer? I'd like the answer now.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-16-2014, 11:06 PM**

pfft. 100 foot scaffold? trying to bite off my good friend and hardcore brother danny dangerous? PUSSY!

let's make it 200 and il throw you to your death!

**08-17-2014, 06:11 AM**

200 foot into an Olympic pool filled with Lime Jello, through 12 panes of glass, while Randy Newman plays the Monk Theme Song. Do it.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-17-2014, 08:58 AM**

Fuck randy newman

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-17-2014)

No Randy Newman, then. How about we ignore the scaffold, and just have that house of hell match you're a fan of? Peter, I leave the match type in your hands. I'm a fair guy, you can pick your downfall. Although, I'd think a Hell in a Cell buried alive match would fit your fancy as well. You do want to bury me. How's your chance.

Darren Dangerous · **08-17-2014, 11:08 AM**

Neither of you have seen a House Of Hell match until you see my version of it...

Hey Mr. Some Shitty Fed, since your biggest fan and pet project has ran away from XWF with his tail up his ass back to England what do you say you take his place in the scaffold match next Friday? That is unless you are too scared.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-17-2014, 01:27 PM**

My version of the HOUSE OF HELL match is going to be VERY XTREME!!

Ozymandias · **08-17-2014, 01:31 PM**

But is it going to be epic?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-17-2014, 02:05 PM**

ooh theo.. it will be the match of the year!

**08-17-2014, 02:12 PM**

Peter, don't bother telling me the rules of the match. Keep Ozymanadais informed of them, though. It'll be easier of I learn the rules the night of the event. My caveat of loser leaves town stays, though.

As for you, Olivia. Did anyone ask if you would be watching? I do believe the answer is a resounding no. Because not a single human aside from your beloved Griffin, wants your opinion. Whether some mongrel with a self-inflated ego, and a dried up crotch watches television only concerns the writers of Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City. Now, go and play dollies elsewhere.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-17-2014)

Bury him Peter!

**08-17-2014, 02:18 PM**

"Peter! You're one of the best friends I've ever had. You can't lose to this joker. Do it!"

Darren Dangerous · (08-17-2014)

Hows this for xtreme?

The ring ropes are replaced by barbed wire, there is a bed of nails in 2 corners and explosives in the other 2. the mat has thumbtacks scattered around it and a ladder. On the outside of the ring there is a bed of light bulbs on all 4 sides and then beyond those is a metal beam that circles around the ring and it is constantly on fire. Surrounding all of this is a cell with a hole in the top. To win you have to climb the ladder and out of the cell and down to the floor. The cell is also electrified and every 60 seconds it admits a shock blast.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-17-2014)

ME LIKEY!!

Darren Dangerous · **08-17-2014, 09:47 PM**

damn right you like it. They don't call me the lord of ultra-violence for nothing.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-17-2014, 10:28 PM**

i could use you for a partner in a trios tag title match ;)

Darren Dangerous · **08-18-2014, 06:59 AM**

Set it up and I'll knock em down.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-18-2014, 09:33 AM**

ill talk to Dim and see what happens

Blizzard · **08-18-2014, 11:17 AM**

If you guys were really hardcore, the cage would be electrified at all times and you would have to play Russian Roulette afterwards with bullets in all chambers.

Please just die already, yardtards.

Darren Dangerous · **08-18-2014, 11:19 AM**

I'm sorry, who are you?

**08-18-2014, 11:22 AM**

Someone who is angry that he could never beat me. It's been ten years, Aidan.

**Vincent Lane** · **08-18-2014, 11:34 AM**

Darren, I think you're cool, dude, so trust me - you don't want to come sniffing around the trios belts once I have them won.

I don't want to have to do that to you,man.

AerialKnight · (08-19-2014)

"Sir Baker, what exactly is it with you wanting Sir Darren dead? Is it because you can't match his strength or you're just mad that you have a high metabolism?"

Darren Dangerous · (08-19-2014)

Haters gonna hate, that's all there is to it. As far as my fat goes, the ladies love it, trust me I'm a pornstar.

Loverboy, it doesn't matter who my partners are or aren't for that matter, what I want I take.

**Vincent Lane** · **08-19-2014, 03:59 PM**

Worry about our one on one match first, big man!

I'm not afraid to get extreme!

Darren Dangerous · **08-19-2014, 07:56 PM**

Well Asshole Earbus, I never said anything about love and if you had read my biography, Dangerous Is As Dangerous Does, you would know I have only made 1 film with my former manager, Amanda Hands. Who needs love when you have a girl with huge tits willing to do anything in any hole? You should also know that I am notorious for banging strippers and my female groupies. I am a man whore and I like it.

Blizzard · (08-21-2014)

I thought your autobiography was called "Overcompensation from an Overeater".

**08-19-2014, 08:08 PM**

"So, my time as a cop taught me to tell when someone is lying. I don't need these skills to tell you that Darren Dangerous, like me, hasn't been in a vagina since he was born. I'm pretty sure the only time he's had sex was when he got fucked on the contract agreement. Dude has to look like the inside of a donkey's dick every time he appears in public or he doesn't get paid. But hey, he's a porn star so he's used to looking bad for money. No wait, no woman wants him. And that includes Oprah."

Darren Dangerous · **08-19-2014, 08:26 PM**

Tell that to the 13 million people who bought my video. Just because you can't get a woman doesn't mean you have to attempt to downgrade others. One thing I learned is that the women who count don't need a guy that looks a certain way, just one who listens to their stupid bullshit problems and make them feel appreciated, or in my case get paid to fuck someone like me on camera while wearing a Ring Wraith costume.

**Vincent Lane** · (08-21-2014)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute, man...

People pay for porn?

Scully · (08-20-2014)

"Right. No one would buy your stuff, and no one buys your bullshit. Stop lying to impress us and actually try winning a match. Maybe you can actually get a woman if you do that. Probably not, but whatever."

Blizzard · (08-20-2014)

13 million copies? Were they purchased by a safety committee so they could burn the videos as a precautionary measure to prevent the immediate mass nausea that would accompany seeing Darren Dangerous naked? Either way, the video is surely the first porno starring a man who is too fat to actually see his own micropenis.

Satoko · (08-21-2014)

I wouldn't put it past Germany and Japan buying that shit, I mean Darren doesn't look that far off from a tentacle creature.

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