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Clean Lucena · **08-13-2014, 06:17 AM**

... continuing

- Clean is seated on the ground, under a tree, in the middle of nowhere on the forest, posing CM Punk style. We see everything ready, baffles, micro, everything ready for a promo. Clean looks pretty serious, without a smile. And finally, Biographer gives his OK, and the promo start -

Clean Lucena: Grizzlies, Atosmk, Gabriel Adams, while the bears lay over this forest and the other two of you are probably in the way to the place where our match is, there is something that I want the three of you to listen.

- silence waiting for the "pop" -

I want you to digest this, the bears because I want you to come out here and face me off and the other two because I'd like you to see the taping of me beating the grizzly before I leave the ring in some days with my hand raised by the ref when I pin one of you on our triple threat, and I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest

- Clean make a quick gesture like: "Bio do something"... and he says a "what?". Then he continue to talk -

This one goes for the bears. I don't hate you grizzlies, I don't even dislike you, I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most of the animals and opponents I have had in my entire life, I just hate this idea... THAT YOU'RE THE BOSSES of the forest

- Bio do a "WOOOOOOOOOOH" with little effort. Clean continue -

Because you're not. I'm the BOSS. I'm the boss of the "forwld". There is one thing you're better than I am and that is shitting on everyplace you can

- we can hear a cricket. Bio do some "wooo" but almost nothing -

You're as good as shitting on everyplace you can as Gabriel Adams is. I don't know if you are as good as Atosmk though. He's a pretty good shitter too. Always was and still is.

Whoops I'm breaking the fourth wall

- Clean waves to camera -

I'm not like you. I'm the CLEANEST being... on the world.

I've been the cleanest since day one when I walk to this company as Clean Lucena. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because George Bush saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a George Bush's guy. You know who else was a George Bush's guy? Bin Laden. And he won just like I'm winning this wednesday. But the biggest difference between me and Bin Laden is I'm winning and surviving in the process.

Something that is real is the fact that day in and day out, for almost two or three months, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the cleanest and most respectful guy, in this microphone, in the ring, in this stupid forest, even in refeering, nobody can touch me!

- Bio: What? -

And no matter how much time I proved it...

- Then suddenly, the speech stops, something moves on the forest, a tree or something... and an actual wild grizzly bear appears! Clean looks terrified and starts running, leaving the micro, and shouting to Bio to do the same, who still recording meanwhile they're running -

Clean Lucena: Shit, I didn't finish! I don't even challenge it! The fuck is that monster?

The Biographer: A grizzly bear, stupid motherfucker, what do you expect a grizzly bear to be?

Clean Lucena: Grizzlies weren't that bears that have the puppies on their chest, slow, little and that moves pretty slow? You know, that looks like an ewok.

The Biographer: That's a KOALA! You asshole! Run!!

- after two minutes of running, both stop running and, breathing heavily, starts a conversation... -

The Biographer: We lost him. You're an idiot.

Clean Lucena: An idiot that actually wrestle a bear.

The Biographer: Wretle a bear? The fuck are you saying?

Clean Lucena: He won by count-out.

The Biographer: What the...

Clean Lucena: He defeated me, but I still alive and I didn't even know that a grizzly bear were that monster. Still enough. If did this, Atosmk and Gabriel Adams would be easy as fuck.

The Biographer: But...

Clean Lucena: What are you complaining about? Are you even writting the biography I initally hired you for?

The Biographer: Errr.... well ok. He won but you're alive so you're a fucking god.

Clean Lucena: That's better. Atosmk and Adams have it rough. Stop recording and let's return to the main camp or you will CLEAN MY ASS.

- the image dissapear -

the end =)

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