I could do it. You all know I can. In fact, it may be more fun to do it this way then to crush all the hopes in the dreams of all you pathetic weaklings. You would turn from my "competition" to my pawns.
You all know its possible. You know you want it. You all know that with me it would become a Golden Era for the lowly XWF. It only takes one phone call, one meeting, one little amount. And I would be more than willing to pay whatever price is necessary.
All your wildest dreams and desires could come true. You just have fall in line behind me. The greatest thoroughbred this company has ever seen.
No thanks necessary, your undying gratitude is thanks enough.
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"Fuck you, Grayson. Fuck you hard. I will fucking rape you to fucking death. After my cock goes up your ass I will ram it through your goddamn fucking eye. The left one! Mother fucking Theo knock off. Making me miss Theo even more! Fuck you."
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I am really sorry you feel that way. I would implore that you reconsider your stance because a one-eyed leader would reflect terribly upon you and the rest of these people.
"Say his name again and I start my campaign of constantly shitting in every pair of shoes you own. Every pair."
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"Fancy Feast gives me some horrible shits. Both smelly and frequent. On top of me boofing champagne. Plus, the crack keeps me up at night. I have tons of free time. Tons."
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The only problem I have is trying to see into that deranged little mind. But maybe I'm just over analyzing. Maybe you just don't like me. Or maybe you're tired of throwing your shit at a wall and calling it "art". Who really knows.
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Hey guys... anyone seen Socrates? He's, like, my partner and stuff. He told me once before that he really wanted Frodo to "dive right into his baklava," so I thought he might be in here with you.
"That'd be me. And no, I haven't seen it. Grayson isn't shit. He's just wanting to be Hayden Oliver Thomas. Come in, lose a bunch then cry and leave. All the while talking about how rich he is. Negro, my bank account is in the 7 digits as well. Just cause there's a negative in front don't mean nothing."
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Let's set the record straight. I am not like these posers you claim me to be. I am not here to whine and to cry and to pout when I don't get my way. If I don't get it at first, I'll just simply take it the next time. One way or another this company will be under my control.
Let me clue you into my strategy. I'm not afraid of losing a battle. Because I know for a fucking fact I will win the war.
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((Loverboy munches on some more Oreos, finishing them off and wiping his hands off on his Whitesnake t-shirt.))
Gotcha. Alright, well, have fun trying to take over the world, Brain. Oh, and Frodo? There was a wallaby in the hallway taking a shit in front of your dressing room. Peace guys!
"Hayden made the same claim, until The King of Kings smacked the shit out of him so hard he ended up crying into a stripper's cooch before McBride killed him. If The King walks again, you can expect the same. Until that day, maybe King of the Dwarves will have to. Also, excuse me while I chase after Gary. Fuck that Wallaby."
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(08-03-2014, 10:23 AM)GraysonStinger Said: Remind me to send that wallaby a thank you card and a check.
"The War Machine doesn't need to understand shit. Unlike Frodo, I do not rape. My thing is killing. Maiming. Mauling. Do not cross me, human. You will not be pleased with the outcome."
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Frodo pops back holding a Wallaby that is not Gary.
"Two things. This is not the Wallaby I'm after. Second. Cain, you're a fucking liar. You raped Danny Scott, and were in a rape match with Morbid Angel. I guest reffed the Scott one. Liar. No wonder you got raped in that pit."
You know it's funny. The last guy who tried to take the company over, and did, got his ass handed to him and his company taken away by the same Theo Pryce you are shitting all over.
Now mind you, Theo was a cock sucking, ball riding, taint licking , the likes of which would make Richard Simmons blush but at least he was original. You coming in here as a failed carbon copy only makes you look like a punk bitch with no creativity of his own.
Congratulations Grayson, you will forever be known as the guy who showed up trying to be Haden Oliver Thomas, who showed up trying to be Theo Pryce.
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(08-03-2014, 11:55 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: Frodo pops back holding a Wallaby that is not Gary.
"Two things. This is not the Wallaby I'm after. Second. Cain, you're a fucking liar. You raped Danny Scott, and were in a rape match with Morbid Angel. I guest reffed the Scott one. Liar. No wonder you got raped in that pit."
"No, I sodomized Danny with a light post."
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Oh my...return from negotiations and so much to discuss. I'll just pick my two favorites:
Cain: you have balls. I like that. You stated your case and threatened to beat my ass. Nothing over the top. I don't plan on crossing you. In fact, I think you're alright.
Tommy: you all keep trying to compare. I can't be compared with anyone. Those other two pathetic men didn't have what it took to keep up. They didn't adapt. They didn't have the resources they believed they did. I do. In fact, resources are what I do best.
"The problem, Grayson, is that you're not the first to make claims of this nature, actually you sound just like Hayden. He claimed to be incomparable too, if I'm not mistaken. I might be, wasn't here for Hayden, had to watch these old clips off him. But at the end of the day, Grayson, you have to prove your worth here. Throw all your money around if you want, but you'll just get your ass kicked faster. Hell, you're likely to draw Samuels back from Washington just so he can destroy you. Or Hayden back from wherever he's at."
Then, make an announcement about how instead, you think you're going to buy the company. Likely because you know if you actually tried to keep with your original goal you'll crash and burn.
Bravo, Grayson.
You almost had everyone fooled.
Coward.
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Last European Champion (Won April 28, 2014 -- Unified into the Universal Title May 19th, 2014)
Tag Team Champion (w/ ???) (Won August 13, 2014 -- Lost December 10, 2014)
Star of the Month (April 2014)
Wannabe Jessie Diaz (You know, if you're stupid Swagmire)
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Well considering assholes like Morbid Angel and Steve Davids hold singles titles it's not out of the realm of possibilities that this should have been a blow job can't reach the top of the never ending shit show that is the XWF.
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But Mr. Swagkins, you do understand that I can't run all three shows all by myself. I will need others. Are you telling me you wouldn't like control of a show?
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