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Ricky Maine · **08-01-2014, 08:08 AM**

Kaiser: "You should of called me months ago, obviously you're losing your mean streak, and we can't let that happen, I won't let it happen."

I remember a time when Maine, Killer and myself were ruling the wrestling business. We were the unstoppable Politburo, selling out arenas, picking up the daughters of congressmen, kicking the ever loving shit out of anyone who looked at us the wrong way. Now he wants to make a comeback and act like Evander fucking Hollyfield. No no no. I could not let it happen. Truth is, I need paid. He's a day away from facing some random guy and he hasn't even asked for insurance, fuck it, I do what I need to do..

Club Cielo, Manhattan

Kaiser: "Hey any of you seen Killer man?"

Guy #1: "Oh that roided out psycho? yeah he's over there somewhere."

Kaiser: "Hey, Killer! OI! FUCKING KILLER! Killer you fucking ape!"

Killer Instinct: "Who the fuck!? What the fuck? Kaiser you steaming pile of dog shit! How the fuck you been you fucking turd of Chernobyl!?"

Kaiser: "Yo man, we need to sort our boy out."

Killer Instinct: "It's about fucking time."

Kaiser: "Did you see his babyface shtick? pathetic. Fuck that. He's got this random guy, he was an extra in Lord of the Rings or something like that, anyway he's running his flaps about this and that, you know? and Rick is like,I'm a bestest daymn technihical wrassler in da world! it's a fucking joke man. Anyway man, needed to catch up and reunite the Politburo, you and I, we can make a lot of money off this XWF gig, when we snap Rick outta this wrestling crap."

Killer Instinct: "You know me, I'm always fuckin' down to make money, and fuck, helping friends is what I do, I'll put on the black hat and do the Politburo thing again, these XFW mother fuckers won't know what the fuck hit em!"

Kaiser: "X.W.F but amen to that Killer, the band is back together. It's simple man, we show up at Warfare, you introduce yourself to the random jobber guy, Maine gets the win and we get a fat payday."

Killer Instinct: "What about Rick? does he agree with this?"

Kaiser: "He doesn't know about this, and let's leave it that way. He wants to ride in on his white horse, but fuck that, the real money is at the top, and you don't get to the top playing up to the slobs in the crowd."

Killer Instinct: "So who is this guy he's facing? and what is the plan for him?"

Kaiser: "Ah fuck I don't know man, Frodo Crakins or something like that. You know the plan Killer, just fuck the cunt up. Be careful though, he probably won't be alone."

Killer Instinct: "I won't be alone either, ye olde lead pipe will fuck up anyone who gets in the way."

Kaiser: "Yeah that shit man."

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Steve Sayors: "Back to you at ringside."

Kaiser: "Yo Rick, you know I love you man, you and I, we been dawgs since we started in this business. You used to always ask for my insurance man, but this time you acting all babyface."

Ricky Maine: "We've gone through this man, I'm just doing my thing."

Kaiser: "Well, I went and done my thing.. I got some insurance for you, comrade."

Killer Instinct: "Ricky fuckin' Maine, the redemption of fuckin' wrestling."

Ricky Maine: "That's revolution you roided up monkey! Killer Instinct! Long time brother, what the fuck have you got that lead pipe for!?"

Killer Instinct: "You know how the Politburo rolls Rick, this is insurance!"

Ricky Maine: "Fuck, Kaiser man what the fuck have you done? I got to go gorilla, you two fucking idiots just stay in my locker room OK? You haven't signed no contract so just keep to yourself or you'll get arrested."

Kaiser: "Actually, we signed like a minute ago, when you were cutting your lame promo."

Ricky Maine: "For fuck sake man, look you two just stay back here OK? I got this."

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