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DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-11-2014)

The Department of Corrective Assault HVP division standard is proud to announce a successful first round of hits carried out this past Wednesday Warfare. To celebrate the notion, paid hits via proxy are now being opened across the board on Madness and Warfare.

With DOCA HVP not booked for some unconceivable reason this week, it frees up the schedule to carry out even more brutality. See somebody booked for Madness that you don't like? How about Warfare? If you have the dollars to back it up, you can have your wish granted.

As before, you have three options:

Anonymous hit via proxy: Nobody will know it was you who paid to have the hit carried out
Transparent hit via proxy: Your name and optional personal message will be revealed to the target during the hit
Framed hit via proxy: The name of a person you choose to frame will be given as the name responsible for the hit

Contact the DOCA HVP directly to negotiate the details of your hit today! Don't be left on the receiving end of a hit. Be the one placing the hits.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-11-2014)

i should hire someone to take you out

DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-11-2014)

Good luck with that. Sounds like you enjoy pissing money away for no return, mate.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-11-2014)

"Peter, you pay me and I'll take him to a nice restaurant. Mr. Proxy, do you prefer Italian, Chinese, Fusion, or something else?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-11-2014)

(07-11-2014, 12:15 PM)DOCA_HVP2014 Said: Good luck with that. Sounds like you enjoy pissing money away for no return, mate.

i got more money than you bitch

Phoenix Death · (07-13-2014)

Gilmore since your looking for a fight so bad why not put up or shut up put your tag titles on the line against Doca and I? What do you say Doca you down to take this clown out like we did the wait was there name again the mob no thats not it Fuck it anyhow you down to tag again?

OOC: It would have to be sometime down the road a PPV or something leaving the country for a week this coming Wed!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-12-2014, 08:11 AM**

Ooc: I'm going away end of august for a week so we could do it at the ppv or after it

DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-14-2014)

(07-11-2014, 12:59 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Peter, you pay me and I'll take him to a nice restaurant. Mr. Proxy, do you prefer Italian, Chinese, Fusion, or something else?"

"As long as we're dining on Peter Gilmour's dime, I'm in. Let's do Chinese.

"Thanks Gilmour.. even though you fear Phoenix Death and DOCA HVP."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-14-2014)

"Sweet. I know the perfect spot. I love Chinese. Shelby, you wanna join us? Peter's treat."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-14-2014, 08:36 PM**

(07-13-2014, 10:30 PM)DOCA_HVP2014 Said:
(07-11-2014, 12:59 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Peter, you pay me and I'll take him to a nice restaurant. Mr. Proxy, do you prefer Italian, Chinese, Fusion, or something else?"

"As long as we're dining on Peter Gilmour's dime, I'm in. Let's do Chinese.

"Thanks Gilmour.. even though you fear Phoenix Death and DOCA HVP."

I ain't paying u. I don't fear you but you will fear me! And I like italian. So go choke on some goo goo gai pan

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2014)

(07-14-2014, 08:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I ain't paying u. I don't fear you but you will fear me! And I like italian. So go choke on some goo goo gai pan

"That ain't Italian, and I'm beginning to suspect neither are you. Why do we care what you like? We're not inviting you."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-15-2014)

Good I don't want to be around

. And I am italian u fucktard

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2014)

"Also, the food is Moo Goo Gai Pan. Goo Goo Gai Pan is an episode of The Simpsons."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-15-2014, 09:01 AM**

whatever its chinese

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2014)

"Not really. The dish is American."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-15-2014, 01:04 PM**

But its chinese

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2014)

"No, it's an American impersonation of a Chinese dish. Macaroni isn't Italian, either. And Hamburgers aren't American."

Mastermind · (07-15-2014)

That's like saying the anzac biscuits, or the pavalova, or even Phar Lap is Australian Made, where as us kiwis know the truth that they are Kiwi Owned. Just like the good old Kiwi Fruit.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-15-2014)

"Really, though, a lot of the food you get at Chinese Restaurants aren't actually Chinese. Side note, only thing Kiwis ever made was Elemeno P."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-15-2014)

what about the bushwhackers?

Mastermind · **07-15-2014, 08:42 PM**

(07-15-2014, 05:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: what about the bushwhackers?

True Kiwi Legends lol.

Mastermind · **07-15-2014, 08:43 PM**

(07-15-2014, 02:34 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Really, though, a lot of the food you get at Chinese Restaurants aren't actually Chinese. Side note, only thing Kiwis ever made was Elemeno P."

Do you get Elemeno P over there?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **07-15-2014, 08:44 PM**

"No, but we have the internet. And you can buy stuff from other countries. Or, you know, download it."

DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-21-2014)

The Department of Corrective Assault, HVP division would like to remind you that hits are being accepted right now for both Madness and Warfare!

Mr. Proxy
Punching that guy in the mouth who you don't want to waste time hitting yourself
and stomping your ex boyfriend/girlfriend's head in for an extra $500

~~Rain~~ · **07-21-2014, 09:42 PM**

"I could say DOCA is about to be put out of business. I'm not, Frodo sucks, Petey sucks, and FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE GAT DAMNED TOPIC AT HAND YA FUCKWITS, fuckin' kiwis an' China-merican food, Juanita Fuckin' Christ..."

--Sarah

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **07-21-2014, 10:30 PM**

I suck? When was the last time you won a match? Oh right.. NEVER!

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