RTX Champion Guppy Parsh was ambushed at a grocery store by our correspondents. We asked if he had any earth-shattering announcements of any kind and luckily he did.
"I've actually been stewing over this for a while because I felt like it wouldn't be very nice to Paul Heyman, but you guys asked really nicely. I have decided that I will no longer be a member of the Heyman Alliance's A-Team. After my manager exploded and left me as the sole member of the A-Team I have been very lonely and I'm not sure if it's a team I'd like to be a part of now that I am no longer enslaved."
We asked if he'd like to join a different team, he said, "I'd like to be a part of a team that is very respectable and fun to be in, but they'd have to be okay with me being dark sometimes. Some sort of Justice Team would be a good team for me."
--XtremeNewz.internetwebsite
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XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
(07-10-2014, 06:47 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "I'm forming a team of us short people. To keep us from being picked on because of our size. Care to join that?"
"It's a bit too soon to commit to another team right now. I don't want Paul to be upset at me for moving on too fast. Being a Paul Heyman Guy did a lot for my career while it lasted and I am very grateful he let me be in the A-Team. I think I owe it to Paul to wait until we've both come to terms with our partnership being over.
I'm going to team up with myself for a bit so I can see what it's like to be alone. Thanks for the offer though Frodo =<) it sounds like a really fun team!"
16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
In my America, we will wipe racism from the face of the planet!
In my America, Guppy Parsh will not be judged by his eccentric personality!
In my America, Frodo Smackins will not be overlooked just because of his short stature!
For decades, this nation has slowly left its roots as a government of the people, by the people and for the people! When I win the White House, I give the power back to you. The people of the United States of America.
My people!
Kennedy Nikomedes now accepts XBUX as campaign contributions.
"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
~~Senator Robert F. Kennedy~~
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer.
Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us seek
our own responsibility for the future."
~~President John Fitzgerald Kennedy~~
"The work begins anew. The hope rises again. And the dream lives on."
~~Senator Ted Kennedy~~
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