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Phoenix Death · **07-08-2014, 11:13 AM**

*Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch blares over the PA system as the arena fills with smoke and sirens going off. The crowd looks around suspicious as a tall man in a black trench coat and hat magically appears in the ring. After the smoke settles and the lights come back up he puts the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.*

"For those of you who don't know me allow me a second or two of your time to introduce yourself. I am the light, the way and the savior of the XWF. I am Phoenix Death."

Crowd gives Phoenix a huge pop and starts to chant F the Mafia. Phoenix acknowledges them by shaking his head and giving them a devilish grin.

"You're damn right F*ck the Mafia! You see Mafia I don't even have to come down here and rag on you three. I dont even have to state on how bad you suck as you can see you do that to yourselves. You come out here with cute little stolen promos talking about tick tocking and clocks being broken and how my time is up. How original how cute couldn't come up with anything new, but to basically steal my comments from earlier huh? To me that shows how cowardly you three truly are. You're boring and nothing but dead weight here to the XWF you have no future here."

" I see it and these fans sure as hell see it. You say you're going to run through me like a sack of potatoes huh? I guess maybe I should start liking mashed potatoes since thats what you're going to make me into huh? Anyone got a spoon I can borrow and maybe some butter so I can eat this shit up after Wed? Seriously Mafia lets come back down to reality you three couldn't wrestle your way out of a paper bag and you think you have a shot against the new face of the new era here in XWF Phoenix Death? You guys are just three guys trying to act tough hoping to make it onto the nightly cards where as for me this match means nothing but just a warm-up to the main events I will soon and shortly be in. It's only a matter of time before your plans of running through me blows up and I blow up to the top of the XWF rankings."

"Now Mafia you say you don't play by anybodys rules. Well lucky for you I can appreciate that. I wouldn't want you to play by my rules that would make you less men then you already are if you were to just play by my rules like some puppets, but lets make one thing damn clear here around here rather you like it or not I call the shots not you! I wont play by your mafia homo game rules. I just dont get down like that! You say that I talk stupid and nothing but foolishness, but yet you three together cant come up with anything clever or original to say but yet immate me like the puppets you are. I can see it in your eyes every time you go to speak I hear it in your voices like 13 year old little boys you squirm at the thought of even mentioning my name for knowing that I will make you eat your words not to mention my fist come Wednesday night. So you can hide behind the microphone you can hide behind each other because none of that shit is going to matter come Wednesday night when I end the short 30 second little fame the Mafia never had. So remember the name believe in me for I am the way, the light and the savior of the XWF."

*The arena fills up with smoke and the camera zooms in on the ring where a black trench coat and hat remain laying with no one in site*

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