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Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **06-13-2014, 07:51 AM**

"Listen up, and listen good. The Trio Championships have been made a mockery of for way too long. The Dimallisher, Morbid Angel & I are going to bring value back to those belts by becoming real champions. We are not cowards who pass off and vacate our titles simply because we fear the day that we might lose them... Yes I am talking about you Eli. The Dimallisher & Azrael Erebus win a match for you so rather than give them the titles you simply vacate them. Coward.

I would love it. Just love it, if three men or/and women would step forward and prove that they are NO Eli James. Are you brave enough to compete with us? Then how about it!?"

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **06-13-2014, 08:00 AM**

"Isn't this precious? A man who thinks I give a damn about material things such as titles. I guess I have to start from the beginning and preach my message to the simpletons who have trouble knowing what I stand for. Thank you for showing me how little your minds are and how often you forget.

As far as the Trio belts go... good luck."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **06-13-2014, 08:12 AM**

"We're all sick and tired of your preaching Eli. We're all done with it. You make a mockery of the championships in the federation that you compete in? Then why are you here? To spread your word? I don't know if you've realised Eli, but no one's listening."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **06-13-2014, 08:49 AM**

"It's getting even better. Two people sticking up for each other for a lost cause. Think what you want Frodo. Some things ya say about me is about as stupid as people callin' swagmire short. Have fun with your ignorant talk. Both of ya... have fun... while ya can."

AlexandraCallaway · **06-13-2014, 08:59 AM**

"Preach it Eli." She laughed softly. "Oh hush Davids."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (06-13-2014)

"How cute... the little boy likes to call people names. In a few minutes.. if you're good.. you can go outside with the others for recess."

AlexandraCallaway · **06-13-2014, 10:06 AM**

Alexandra stands there laughing softly.

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **06-13-2014, 10:19 AM**

"Go ahead and speak again so you can have the last word. Just make sure ya do your homework so you don't get grounded little one."

AlexandraCallaway · **06-13-2014, 10:38 AM**

"Oh yes.. this is so much better than watching a movie." She looks around. "Fuck I wish I had some popcorn. Get 'em Eli.

**06-13-2014, 11:11 AM**

I'm new but, I'm quite confident that I'm better than everybody on the roster including you.

AlexandraCallaway · **06-13-2014, 11:19 AM**

"Frodo, I know you're still rather new and.. well a bit slow on the uptake.. and pretty much everything else, due to the drug usage. But you seem to have forgotten that I was a part of Eli's Congregation. If I want to support an old friend in whipping the shit out of a used up drug addict like you, I will... Just like you like to butt in to all of my happy moments, I'm going to make sure that I am there to ruin everything for you." She nods softly. "Like your match on Monday night. Not that Mastermind needs anymore support to end you. But know that I will be watching that match very.. fucking closely."

Ozymandias · (06-13-2014)

"Sorry all. Very sorry."

"Hope I'm not interrupting this very personal spat."

"But Steven over there started this conversation looking for three people to assault so he could take those vacant Trio Tag Title Belts."

"And while I certainly don't want to interrupt this very important hijacking of an actual challenge segment to go through a lover's quarrel."

"I thought I'd throw my pathetic hat into the ring to throw the match."

"Since recently, it seems like if you're looking for a win."

"There's no one better to go up against than 'Free Win' Mark Flynn."

"I lost to Dimallisher in an absolute blowout my first week back to the XWF."

"My second retirement from the XWF came about because Steve Davids beat me about the skull until an official felt sorry for me and disqualified the brute."

"And while I don't think I've ever personally had an experience in the ring with Morbid Angel, I have the utmost confidence."

"That none of you three have even the remotest chance."

"Of snatching defeat away from me."

"Face it, you god damned magnificent bastards."

"I'm outclassed."

**06-13-2014, 01:58 PM**

"Hey Frodo, don't be rude, just because you're excited about Natty Z's shindig, doesn't mean you can just invite yourself over."

"How can I say no to such a friendly invitation? Sure, pal, I'd love to come over to your weekend barbecue and try out your walk-in Easy Bake Oven!"

"Maybe we can play that game where you folk dance around for a minute and a half and then you drop an elbow on my face?"

"I don't know why we don't hang out more man! We seem to get along so well!"

**06-13-2014, 02:14 PM**

"Fielder's choice, Future Pops."

"I am nothing if not accommodating slash obsessed with your daughter."

"And also a genetically inferior human being, am I right Natzmeister?"

"Come on, UP TOP! Do not leave me hanging!"

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **06-13-2014, 02:48 PM**

"Oh Mark, PLEASE, I beg of you, find yourself two partners."

**06-13-2014, 03:25 PM**

"OHO! That's what I love about you, Naith. Your razor sharp wit. You should do stand-up."

"Say! I've got this bright idea that just popped in my head. Stevie D. has been touting how solid his three-person bowling team is and how he's going to be taking home the North Waxahachie Golden Bowling Shoe Trophy from Dino's Alley and the free order of mozzarella sticks that come with it."

"Well, what say my Best Amigo in the world, N-to-the-ATZI, and my best dad in the world, Papa Smackins?"

"What say we go out there, give it our all, and most important, win or lose, have a few laughs along the way?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-13-2014, 03:57 PM**

Sux I'm going for tag belts

Scorpio · **06-13-2014, 03:58 PM**

(06-13-2014, 03:46 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "I would, but Ol' Nathaniel and I have some unresolved sexual tension and I just get all tight in the pants. Plus, I'm supposed to defend my National Yu-Gi-Oh double trouble championship with Scorpio. Sorry, son in law."

At least I know you've got the trap cards covered.

**06-13-2014, 04:17 PM**

"Oh man! Is that this weekend?!?"

"Evite me so I have the address! Want to see you play that Street Magician card I've heard so much about."

"What about you NAIT-ure boy? You already used that killer 'Leave Mongrels Hanging' gag."

"I'll even let you keep the trophy on alternating Sundays."

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