this is to anyone out there in the wrestling wrold whom would like to take me on im up for any challenge for any belt. UNLESS YOUR SCARED...

I'll face you!

"He said for a belt."

#VictorySometimes

Nigga My belt says Gucci!

Vlad? where the fuck did you go? I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SUCK ON!!!!

...that sounded bad...what I was trying to say is...well you are a Vampire I think...not that I want you to suck my penis but.....OK! Look! it was a bad fucking joke! fuck you all!

I looked at Vlad. I scoffed.

"Whatever happened to earning your title shots? You're not entilted to anything, voivod."

I began to walk away. Perhaps this would give management an idea for my first match. I'd actually earn a shot by beating the dogshit out of another rookie.

"Doesn't enigma want to prove he deserves his title and isn't a paper champion? If he keeps it after Warfare make him face this guy."

(04-03-2014, 01:39 PM)SwagMire Said: "Doesn't enigma want to prove he deserves his title and isn't a paper champion? If he keeps it after Warfare make him face this guy."

"Says the guy whose only accomplishment to date is a title that they give out to the "special" kids so they don't feel left out."

"What do you call me insisting that my belt be on the line tomorrow night, against 5 other people when it didn't have to be? Posturing?"

"So, you're good with defending it once in a month in ring to prove how worthy you are? In the time you've had that title I've won my championship twice, and had 6 matches. And you plan on going another month before another in ring defense? Good plan. As for my title, it actually takes skill and wit to earn and defend, unlike yours. People will come at me in foreign languages, and with trickery and hidden schemes. I think you also forgot that my title is on the line in that match, as well. And will be on the line for every match I accept as long as I hold it. Win, lose, or draw, I will keep having more matches than you, and will always defend my title more. Don't call me out for shit, you chrome faced pussy. Just because you're afraid to step into the ring. Get your ass back to Daft Punk. Paper fucking champion."

"Daft Punk, that's original. You are only the 4th person to call me that since I've been here. Do you nee people to help you tie your shoes as well or just come up with your lame attempts at humor"

"Tell me SwagMire, how do foreign languages help someone win a wrestling belt? You've won it twice you say, that means you also had to lose it. Losing, that's something I have yet to do, what does that feel like? You know what, don't tell me, I'll see it in your eyes after I eliminate you on Friday."

"Your title takes skill to win? Is that so? If it takes such skill then why is it the only title not tracked in the official XWF History Book? Is it perhaps because the title just like it's current holder is a joke? Yes, yes I think it is."

"No SwagMire, I did not forget your title was on the line as well, it's just that, I don't give a flip that it's on the line. In fact, after I win it I am going to unload it to the first guy who comes along to take it. If you are lucky that guy could be you, since that little nonsense title is the only title you will ever actually winner."

"Just because you have more matches than me doesn't make you a better champion, it just makes you bored."

ENigga! what the fuck happened to your face? You sould never actually EAT the pussy! Never use teeth!

"The other mask is getting polished, had to go to option two."

Enigma i will challenge you for your XTREME CHAMPION belt and i will defeat you and when i mean extreme i mean no holds barred match. everything goes from barbed wire to chairs and ladders.

that mask is wicked

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"Thank you Mr. Gilmour."

"As for you Vlad, that match can be arranged. I tell you a date that works for me."

NO! motherfucker! IT'S MY FUCKING MATCH! GIVE IT TO ME!!!