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Levi Storm · **01-10-2014, 06:08 AM**

The scene opens at the James Hotel in Downtown Chicago. It is snowing but the sidewalks are all clear around the building. A stretch limo pulls up and parks outside. The driver opens the door and steps out. He walks around the limo to open up the back. As he does so, out steps Levi Storm. He wears a long black wool coat but still wears his aviators. He steps out without acknowledging the driver and starts toward the front entrance. He shivers and shakes his head.

Levi:Whatever idiot planned this event in fucking Chicago, in January, must be suffering from brain damage or something.

A doorman dressed in a red uniform opens the door for him.

Doorman: Mr. Storm, there’s a man here to see you. I sent him up to wait outside your penthouse.

Levi stops in hs tracks and quickly turns back to the doorman. He pulls his sunglasses off and stares into the eyes of the startled man in red.

Levi: You let him UP? Just a random guy looking for me, and you not only confirm that I am staying here, but you just let him up to my private penthouse suite to lie in wait? Have you grown senile in your old age or have you just always been this

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The old man is dumbfounded.

[lime]Levi: Well old man, which is it? Shit! I knew this city was full of morons, and now I have to go kick some stalker’s ass. I cannot wait to get out of this pathetic excuse for a city. Out of my way old man.

Levi turns to go to the elevator, pulling his gloves off and preparing for a fight. Finally the old doorman finds his voice.

Doorman: Oh, Mr. Storm, he’s not a stalker. He’s with the XWF. He says his name is uh… oh yes Mr. Sayors. He seems like a pretty nice guy. Not stalker material at all.

Levi doesn’t stop as the doorman talks to him. He moves on to the elevator and swipes his card to get access to the penthouse. As he waits he mumbles to himself.

Levi: Stupid snow, fucking traffic and now this. I have to deal with this asshole. All I want is a bit of peace.

The elevator finally stops and the doors open and before he can take a step Levi is met by Steve Sayors.

Sayors: Levi Storm, you are a hard man to track down. I wanted to get your thoughts about your debut match on Monday.

Levi walks out of the elevator past Sayors and towards the door of his suite. He opens the door as he speaks.

Levi: Did it ever occur to you Mr. Sayors that I’m a hard man to track down because I don’t want to be bothered by the likes of you? As far as Monday goes, here are my thoughts. I finally sign this contract forgoing an illustrious modeling career at its peak and come here to the XWF. And what happens? I get to jump in on this open booking show. Really? What kind of dog and pony show are these jackasses running? You don’t respect me enough to tell me who my actual opponent is going to be? No instead I’m stuck playing a game of Mystery Date with the saddest collection of prospects I have ever seen.

You have an old man in Ric Flair who was well past his prime when I was in elementary school. I don’t care how many titles you have held in the past. The future is now old man and if you happen to win a date with Levi Storm, and you don’t break a hip climbing in the ring, I will not hesitate to show you how much the wrestling world has passed you by.

Then there’s that “Spooky Morbid Angel” Levi uses air quotes and a phony spooky voice. Sayors chuckles a bit Shut up Steve. He thinks he’s big and bad and scary? He’s NOTHING! Trust me, if he runs into me in that ring on Monday, he’ll be as scary as a box of fucking kittens when he’s being put to sleep in The Disco Nap.

I’d talk about that Frodo guy and Caliban, but those two lovebirds seem to have their hands full enough with each other’s cocks. It’s already clear to me if I have to step into the ring with either of them There won’t be a problem.

Sayors: And what are your thoughts on the champ, Sid Feder, saying he’ll lay down against whomever he faces?

Levi: If he’s facing me I’d say it sounds like the best damn strategy I’ve ever heard. If you want to hand that belt on over to a real man, who can handle the pressure and would appreciate the payday, lay on down Sid. Because trust me, I will take no mercy if you don’t. Busted foot? Great! I’ll take any advantage I can.

Look that’s all I have to say right now. Because, frankly Steve, you bore me. Now get the hell away from my hotel before I have to call security.

Levi slams the door leaving Steve Sayors in the lobby he speaks to the camera man.

Sayors: See I told you it would be worth it to stake out here.

Scene fades to black.

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