Future Letters To The Future Editor:

“Hi Tri Bute! I want to say I am a big fan and I like your spinning moves and stuff. I’ve been reading your future comics ever since they started up back in August! This is only comic I know of that doesn’t have pictures and I think that’s pretty sweet and that thirty minute video of Fandongo’s theme song was super catchy. Then he future pooped his future pants, lol. Who was that future guy anyway?” – Jack, 10, NY, USA, Present Earth

Dear Jack,

Thank you for your letter, Jack. It’s nice to see that I am a hero to children. I love you guys, platonically. When I first got here I didn’t think I’d be able to get over the language barrier and that no one would understand me; maybe even call these future comics, ‘future dumb’, but I'm glad that I was wrong and that you support me.

To answer your question, that was Mag Ma, despite his silly future name Mag Ma has nothing to do with any geological processes. No, he’s actually the O.O.N.C. IFGA T.W.B.T.A. RV F.F.P., or the official of name calling in future gallows appointments that will be televised and required viewing for future people. You see, back then I was really into giving long and specific future job titles out, but I grew out of that eventually. In an upcoming future comic the question of why that Jim Johnston song made him future poop his future pants will be answered, so keep reading!

This may be a spoiler, but eventually his future job title was re-future-named. He later became the official of future name future calling in future gallows appointments that will be future televised and future required future viewing for future people, or OOF N.F.C. IFGA T.W.B. F.T.A. FRFV F.F.P.

Love (Platonically),
“The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion”
“One Third of The XWF Trio Tag Champions”
Tri Bute
“The Future Warrior”

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“Future Dear Tri Bute,

I read one of your future comics and Tri Bute future said something; it just dawned on me now that I have no idea what you sound like! Can you like talk or something? I want to put your voice to your character in the future comic! Also, Wyatt Reynolds totally called you out, too; you should accept his challenge, Tri Bute! You’re a future man aren’t you!?” – Ale Xandra, 16, TX, USA, Present Earth

Dear Miss Xandra,

You’re right I am a future man!

I'm surprised. I don’t talk that much and somehow I am blessed by Zeusrion with a few friends. After four months of trying to learn this English language I have been able to pick up a few words here and there. This ‘Future Letter To The Future Editor’ idea actually came from wanting to show off how far I’ve come since August. I think it’s coming along nice so far, but you are going to see a version my editor is going through.

However, I did speak Future English on the December 16th episode of Madness. I think it’s on Hulu, but I could be wrong. Hopefully, from that one sentence, you’ll be able to put my future voice in your head.

Onto that challenge by Mr. Reynolds, he said I should address my future opposition. I’m a bit stuck because technically I already was in this gauntlet before I was born, so this is really my past opposition; however, I am in this timeline now, so maybe it actually is in the future. Clearly I should have future figured out a future solution to this type of thing before I went back in future time, but I didn’t.

This means that I am stuck. I don’t know how to answer this challenge because it is simply not specific enough. Mr. Reynolds was right when he said he was smart. By not giving me a specific date he trapped me a mental web. Very cleaver move by Mr. Reynolds! If he changes the course of history and I face him at the end instead of Morbid Angel, then I’ll try to think harder and so he can’t out wit me again.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Ale; I would’ve had no idea!

Happy New Year,
“The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ Champion”
“One Third of The XWF Trio Tag Champions”
Tri Bute
“The Future Warrior”

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OOC: Duke pretty much challenged me both in and out of character to change it up a little bit, then in the middle of writing the other RP I thought of doing this. Thanks Duke!

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