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Liz Hathaway · (11-30-2013)

First off, I want to say that Theo Pryce winning the crown is ~~quite possibly~~ the greatest thing to ever happen to the XWF.

The truth is, I have been trying to find someone to take over my King duties for some time now.

No one stood out, until I came across THEO PRYCE.

So then I reached out to Theo.

Everything seemed to check out.

But I had to make sure that Theo was the right man.

I pushed Theo's patience with my demands. I ignored him outright on every idea that he came up with. I tried to talk Theo out of joining The Black Circle, and also tried to scare him away from the crown by issuing a First Blood Buried Alive in Feces Match.

Theo passed every test that I gave him.

And now I can say that Theo is the one true King of the XWF.

In case you people haven't noticed, I surround myself with only the best superstars in professional wrestling. Now that I've resigned as king, I will take a step back and remain in the corner of my Black Circle members.

Liz Hathaway · **11-30-2013, 12:19 PM**

Soo... this is like an retirement speech from in ring competition?

Smoke · (11-30-2013)

Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

**11-30-2013, 12:24 PM**

No, Liz. In fact, why don't you lace your boots and wait for me in the ring on December 7th.

I am a manager as well as an in-ring competitor.

I've got my eyes on some tag titles.

**11-30-2013, 12:24 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

December 14.

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 12:28 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:24 PM)John Madison Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

December 14.

Wait... what?

Tony Santos · **11-30-2013, 12:31 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:28 PM)Smoke Man Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:24 PM)John Madison Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

December 14.

Wait... what?

I believe she's challenging you to a Boston Tea Bag Party match on Shove It on the 14th. If you want it, we can make this happen, muthafuckas. Loser gets tea bagged by Gilmour in the Hahbah.

**11-30-2013, 12:31 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:28 PM)Smoke Man Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:24 PM)John Madison Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

December 14.

Wait... what?

I accept your challenge for Shove-It.

**11-30-2013, 12:33 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:31 PM)Tony Santos Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:28 PM)Smoke Man Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:24 PM)John Madison Said: December 14.

Wait... what?

I believe she's challenging you to a Boston Tea Bag Party match on Shove It on the 14th. If you want it, we can make this happen, muthafuckas. Loser gets tea bagged by Gilmour in the Hahbah.

Sounds like a fantastic stip. Finally someone who knows how to run a show.

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 12:36 PM**

...Huh. Well that backfired. I saw you also mentioned something for my Shove-It...

Eh, either way John, you'll want to keep your eyes peeled for the finale of the PPV. It's going to get a little... heated.

Gavin Graves · **11-30-2013, 01:12 PM**

You're gonna lose, Smokey.

Graves laughs in in face.

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 01:13 PM**

Smoke looks at Gavin.

Triple Threat.

He looks at John, awaiting the answer...

Gavin Graves · **11-30-2013, 01:21 PM**

Gavin just assumes that Madison has seamen in his or her ears.. so he turns to Smoke smiling condescendingly.

So how's your day going, fuckstick?

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 01:25 PM**

Smoke sighs.

Not bad, not bad. Won my match.

How's about you? Did you spend the day screaming down a headset while playing Call of Duty?

Smoke looks Gavin up and down.

Fucking hate the kids that do that.

Gavin Graves · (11-30-2013)

Good. I'm glad things are going good.

And nah not really a COD kinda dude.. I was playing Batman:Arkham Origins, but I have a feeling that was jab at me.

So I will say fuck you in return.

The smile never leaves Gavin's face

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 01:32 PM**

Smoke snickers a little at that comeback. Not sarcastically... for some reason.

Yes 'dear', that was a jab.

...That was sarcastic.

Gavin Graves · **11-30-2013, 01:35 PM**

I really want to give you an early Christmas present if you don't mind..

I mean it's the least I can do since aside from Ms. Tigris..You are one of the first people on the roster that I have conversed with.

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 01:39 PM**

Smoke is somewhat taken aback by this 'sentiment', and his body readies itself in case something happens. Call him paranoid all you want, but if you're nothing but an ass to someone and then they offer an early Christmas present, it's probably safe to assume that something is up.

Alright, I'll bite.

What is it?

Gavin Graves · **11-30-2013, 01:45 PM**

I want to give you a gift that keeps on giving.. and it comes in three separate parts:

One: I make your life a living hell from now until the 14th if Madison accepts.

Two: Free but very painful dental work on your goofy ass teeth when I kick your teeth down your throat.

and Three: a nice teabag..for both you an Maddy since I'm so generous.

Two of the three depend on whether Madison accepts or not.

Gavin Graves, oddly enough, is not smiling as all at this point.

Smoke · **11-30-2013, 01:52 PM**

Smoke smiles now... funnily enough almost immediately after Gavin stopped.

A living hell? How about I give you my gift right about now-- the one where I kick you in the balls so hard that they'll actually drop.

Now wouldn't that be nice?

Gavin Graves · (11-30-2013)

It's funny because towards the end of your bullshit..and You said wouldn't it be nice..I thought of the Beach Boys and I went to my happy place..

Lucky you.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 03:32 PM**

(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

u stole my comment! damn u!

Smoke · (11-30-2013)

(11-30-2013, 03:32 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(11-30-2013, 12:21 PM)Smoke Man Said: Sooo... You don't just have a pussy... you now are one...

Smoke holds his head.

...This fucking company, man.

u stole my comment! damn u!

Suck my dick.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 03:50 PM**

SMOKE YOUUUU!

HA!

**11-30-2013, 03:52 PM**

Peter, you won't even accept my challenges.

Pussy.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 03:55 PM**

your challenges are irrelevant..

just like your sex change

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (11-30-2013)

Sounds like something a pussy would say. Since Rose is the man in your relationship then you must be the woman.

I recall a time where I gave you a free title shot, Ms. Gilmour.

Me and Shane are working on something where you return the favor. Not because I want the Xtreme Title, but because I enjoy bullying you. Ill be taking your lunch money again very soon, Peter, along with your future husband.

You don't realize it yet, but me losing my crown was the worst thing that could have happened to you.

Im gonna be all over your sweet ass, fat boy.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 04:53 PM**

how bout i take ur career here in the xwf? waddya say?

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (11-30-2013)

Gilmour in a match with Madison and the stipulation is the loser, loses his career?

Hahahahahaha!

Bye Gilmour. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but why lie?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 05:08 PM**

u must be new here joey so ill phrase it so u can understand..

me win.. maddy go bye bye

maddy win.. he get nothing

u follow?

Theo Pryce · (11-30-2013)

I'm the King right? I can make this shit happen can't I? Otherwise, why be King? I think a John Madison vs Pete Gilmour would make for great television. I also think Rose should be the special guest ref.

Liz Hathaway · (11-30-2013)

(11-30-2013, 05:08 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u must be new here joey so ill phrase it so u can understand..

me win.. maddy go bye bye

maddy win.. he get nothing

u follow?

Sounds like a stipulation a crybaby bitch would make up. What's wrong? Do you already know you're going to lose, so you need to have the stipulation one sided? You know if your career is on the line as well, that's basically your unofficial way of quitting cause there's no way you can beat Madison. Why have the match at all then? What do you just like being beat up?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 05:37 PM**

im never leaving here so a loser leaves XWF match cant happen if i lose so HA!

~~Andrew Morrison~~ · (11-30-2013)

(11-30-2013, 04:53 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: how bout i take ur career here in the xwf? waddya say?

Oh, Peter. You couldn't even take my crown when you had the opportunity gift wrapped.

I appreciate the suggestion Mr. Tuesday, but I don't want to see Peter leave the XWF. Who would I everybody pick on then?

Plus Peter always makes me wet when he talks about taking my career. Mmm, keep going, Pete.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 07:39 PM**

iim going to make u choke on my semen!

and yes I said that in and out of character

**11-30-2013, 08:21 PM**

"In and out of character"

What is this idiot talking about? So Peter admits that he's playing the role of a character and pretending to be a professional wrestler. That explains a lot.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **11-30-2013, 08:25 PM**

no maddy im just making u think im crazy ;)

SUCK MY DICK BITCH!

John Raide · **11-30-2013, 08:37 PM**

"Just for statistical purposes, has anyone actually sucked your dick? Asking for a friend."

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **11-30-2013, 08:46 PM**

I bet you 99 potatoes nobody ever sucked his tiny ding dong.

John Raide · **11-30-2013, 08:46 PM**

"Valid point, Mr. 'Nova. Since my arrival I've seen this poor autistic man, Peter, tell people (mostly men) to suck his dick. I figured this wife of his would surely be meeting his needs in that area."

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