The XWF owner has not been himself since his fall at the end of last Warfare. Shane seems to be going in and out... dipping between moments of normalcy and complete insanity. Why not pay him a visit?

Come one, come all! Ring Shane 's doorbell and find out what he gives YOU for Halloween.




OOC: All you have to do is post a reply where you walk up to a door, describe how you look, and ring the damn bell! Shane might give something useful or he might give something ridiculous. You're welcome to keep whatever it is and incorporate it into your upcoming roleplays. Shane has completely lost his mind, so he literally might give away anything... AND I MEAN ANYTHING... (including things that could be useful IN the XWF!)

LJ Havok walks up to Shane 's door wearing a toga. with a bandana, and face paint that makes him look like a zombie.. Zombie Pirate Jesus rings the door bell.

John Raide approaches the doorstep, dressed like Quint from JAWS. Behind him he drags Barney Green.

"Trick or Treat. Aye, it was a cold day on the water, but it would seem I have caught me the biggest whale in all the seven seas."

Radio walks up to the door dressed as Shannon leto. He sighs and knocks on the door.

Treat or Trick. That was the line right? Whatever! Just do that Halloween thing

Thraxx comes to the door dressed as a female version of the Grinch... Probably would be a lot better around Christmas time, but try telling her that.... She rings the bell with a roll of her eyes.

Oooh, wow. This is scaaary..... Remind me why I'm here again.

She waits, tapping her foot.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Alexandra shows up dressed as Athena, the Goddess of War. She walks up and knocks on Shane Carvers door, seeing all the other's there. A smirk crosses her face.

"Greetings everyone."

A voice sounds as she's walking down the steps.

"Callaway?"

Liz walks up to the doorstep. Everyone looks at her with a "The fuck" expression. Why is she here? Didn't she almost kill Shane? What could she possibly want from him? Liz dressed as a homeless person stands there, patiently waiting for "The Big Potato" to arrive.

Outside, from a distance, David Martin, or, at least, the physical form of David Martin watched with earnest. Halloween had always been a rather strange holiday to him. Sure, he had participated in college parties celebrating the event, and had received bits and pieces of candy in elementary school contests that took place in late October, but as an adult, he had steered clear of most Halloween festivities. It struck him as a strange sort of ritual. And he knew the history quite well. The common practices were vaguely-disguised, Christianized variations of pagan fall festival activities. Welcoming in the cold. Chasing away the demons of the year passed.

He stood, draped in a black cloak -- his lazy attempt at "dressing up" -- and stared holes into Shane 's front door, puffing away at a cigarette. Should he? No. No, that would be begging, wouldn't it? Begging his superior for a handout. Socialistic. How he despised the idea of being a burden unto others. For the time being, he battled back and forth on the issue, observing from afar as a number of others approached 's doorstep.

"Bloody nightmare," he muttered to himself.

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Alexandra looked over.

"Mystica."

She nodded and walked off.

Smoke walks up to the door. He is wearing his wrestling gear in the pouring rain, with a replica belt around his waist. He rings the damn bell like he was told.

I came as Smoke Man because I don't have anything else to wear. A costume's a costume, anyway.

Dr. Zero walks to the door completely transformed into Peter Gilmour. He rings the doorbell, and Mr. approaches.

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me all the food to eat, BITCH!"

A pink mist swirls around his head, and suddenly, Dr. Zero's feathered face greets the XWF owner.

"I jest. It is I, Dr.Zero! I wish you a swift recovery and humbly request...A TREAT!"

He extends an iCarly Halloween bag and looks at with a hopeful glint in his eyes.

Alexandra disappears into some trees, wandering off behind where Griffin's leaning. She smirks and starts to sneak up on him.

"Boo!."

She jumps out, slipping her arms around him.

Liz looks at the couple.

Aww isn't that adoraballs.

Shane sends NAZI back out to deal with the visitors. NAZI relays the orders that Shane wants everyone to line up and come ring his doorbell one at a time.

(10-31-2013, 09:59 AM)ljTheSavior Said: LJ Havok walks up to Shane 's door wearing a toga. with a bandana, and face paint that makes him look like a zombie.. Zombie Pirate Jesus rings the door bell.

Shane answers the door in a black tank top with black and white face paint on... he's dressed as 2007-2012 Shane !


Shane smiles at Zombie Pirate Jesus and reaches off to his side to grab a tin tilled with candy! Shane shakes the tin to mix up the different candies and then he finally picks something to give LJ...

It's not a piece of candy at all! It's Shane 's credit card!

: Enjoy! Merry Christmas sonny!

Shane slams the door in LJ's face and NAZI shoves him away so the next person can approach...

(10-31-2013, 10:11 AM)John Raide Said: John Raide approaches the doorstep, dressed like Quint from JAWS. Behind him he drags Barney Green.

"Trick or Treat. Aye, it was a cold day on the water, but it would seem I have caught me the biggest whale in all the seven seas."

Shane comes back out eating a banana. He sees Quint and Jaws, and doesn't quite know what to do here. Pointing to Jaws (Green), Shane says...

: Is that Mighty Mouse you have with you?

Shane laughs and goes back inside real quick to grab some mouse traps. Some of them still have fresh cheese stuck to them and others have dead mice caught in them. He dumps the whole handful of traps into John's bag.

: Now make sure you share with your friend! That why I ... cluck cluck... gave you more than one!

Shane begins clucking and flapping his arms like a chicken as he goes back inside, pecking his doorway on the way in.

(10-31-2013, 10:28 AM)Mr. Radio Said: Radio walks up to the door dressed as Shannon leto. He sighs and knocks on the door.

Treat or Trick. That was the line right? Whatever! Just do that Halloween thing

Shane comes out with a cute bird...



: Oh Radiooooooo! Tell me everything you want a bird? What? Spinach!

Unable to form a sentence that makes perfect sense, Shane twitches and begins trying to bite his own ear while the vulture bites at his glass eye.

: Ouch! Dammit! Here, take this!

Shane gives Radio the vulture and slams the door. NAZI looks at Radio and says...

NAZI: Well, go on! You got your candy...

Radio walks away with the vulture still trying to make sense of what just happened.

(10-31-2013, 10:36 AM)Ann Thraxx Said: Thraxx comes to the door dressed as a female version of the Grinch... Probably would be a lot better around Christmas time, but try telling her that.... She rings the bell with a roll of her eyes.

Oooh, wow. This is scaaary..... Remind me why I'm here again.

She waits, tapping her foot.

Shane comes out and looks very pleased to see the Grinch!

: At least we reunite...

Shane has a creepy, disturbing sound in his voice as he pats his fingertips together like a madman plotting. Suddenly his eyes light up with an idea!

: Here old friend... take this! Now! Take it... It's your only hope!

Shane hands Ann a toothbrush...

But it's not just ANY toothbrush; it's been modified by an inmate and the teeth have basically been turned into a sharp blade!

: Here... this toothbrush will get the stain off of your jock strap. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

Shane shuts the door as Ann examines her new toy.

(10-31-2013, 11:09 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said:

Alexandra shows up dressed as Athena, the Goddess of War. She walks up and knocks on Shane Carvers door, seeing all the other's there. A smirk crosses her face.

"Greetings everyone."

A voice sounds as she's walking down the steps.

"Callaway?"

Shane comes out and gives Ally a small box. Shane smiles and tells her very calmly...

: Go ahead. Open it... I picked this one especially for you.

Ally opens the box and pulls out...




NO!




A PETER GILMOUR ACTION FIGURE!!!

Shane laughs and slams the door.

Ally looks ready to smash the figure, but then Shane pops his head back out!

: Don't break it! That toy is your key to getting Petey in any match you want him in! That's right! As long as you cherish and keep that toy with you AT ALL TIMES without harming it in any way, I will let you choose the stipulation for a one on one match with Gilmour... AND I'LL BE THE GUEST REF! Remember, this only applies if you're seen caring for and loving that action figure between now and then. Don't break it, and DO NOT get rid of it. Think of this as your practice baby. Love him... pet him... nourish him your warm breast milk... regurgitate food into his mouth when he's chirping for food.

Ally looks speechless. Shane smiles and slams the door!

(10-31-2013, 01:18 PM)Mystica Said: Outside, from a distance, David Martin, or, at least, the physical form of David Martin watched with earnest. Halloween had always been a rather strange holiday to him. Sure, he had participated in college parties celebrating the event, and had received bits and pieces of candy in elementary school contests that took place in late October, but as an adult, he had steered clear of most Halloween festivities. It struck him as a strange sort of ritual. And he knew the history quite well. The common practices were vaguely-disguised, Christianized variations of pagan fall festival activities. Welcoming in the cold. Chasing away the demons of the year passed.

He stood, draped in a black cloak -- his lazy attempt at "dressing up" -- and stared holes into Shane 's front door, puffing away at a cigarette. Should he? No. No, that would be begging, wouldn't it? Begging his superior for a handout. Socialistic. How he despised the idea of being a burden unto others. For the time being, he battled back and forth on the issue, observing from afar as a number of others approached 's doorstep.

"Bloody nightmare," he muttered to himself.

"Howdeh..."

That voice takes David Martin by surprise as he turns to see...

GREGGO! He is smiling with all of his teeth exposes and his tongue halfway out. He slightly bobs forward and back with his eyes glazed over.

GREGGO: You like watchin' Shane from afar too, huh? It's ok... It's ok... I do it all the time.

Greggo makes himself comfortable and pulls a pair of binoculars out, even though David and Greggo really aren't that far from what's happening. Greggo uses the binoculars and starts checking out people's asses. He licks his lips...

GREGGO: Mmmmmm, mmmmm yeah. Look at THAT. Mmmm, the things I'd do. The things I'd do.

It's unclear whose ass Greggo is actually zooming in on and checking out.

GREGGO: I'm looking at the ass of that Peter Gilmour action figure. It's so tight. Mmmmmmm, nice craftsmanship on that piece. Wouldn't you agree?

Greggo reaches over to hand the binoculars to David as...

(10-31-2013, 01:28 PM)Smoke Man Said: Smoke walks up to the door. He is wearing his wrestling gear in the pouring rain, with a replica belt around his waist. He rings the damn bell like he was told.

I came as Smoke Man because I don't have anything else to wear. A costume's a costume, anyway.

Shane opens the door and looks surprised to see Smoke Man!

: You're still here? I thought we figured out how to fix your pizza order already.

Smoke Man begins to answer, but Shane interrupts.

: But more importantly, I've got your candy right here!

Shane reaches over to the side and pulls out a piece of paper. He scribbles something on it with a marker...

He hands the piece of paper to Smoke Man who reads something rather surprising...

Redeem this potato for a shot at any XWF championship (belt, not crown) you choose!

Smoke Man isn't sure if this is for real or what... and Shane only helps to reinforce that confusion as he says...

: Now remember, Blockbuster won't take that coupon if you already have store credit from the White House scandal. Alright?

Before Smoke Man can answer, Shane slams the door!


OOC: Will catch up with more in just a bit, guys!

(10-31-2013, 01:16 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Liz walks up to the doorstep. Everyone looks at her with a "The fuck" expression. Why is she here? Didn't she almost kill Shane? What could she possibly want from him? Liz dressed as a homeless person stands there, patiently waiting for "The Big Potato" to arrive.

Shane storms out of his door and yells to NAZI...

: Get her! Get that Spic!

Shane and NAZI run over to Liz.

: Push ME up an elevator, will you? NO! YOU WILL NOT! I OBJECT!

Shane has a potato in each fist and he begins whacking Liz in the head with the potatoes. One might think this isn't a big deal, but they're pretty solid potatoes and he's really unloading on her! NAZI holds Liz while Shane pisses on his potatoes and then smears them on Liz's face and breasts.

: Tell that child molesting friend of yours there's some for him too if he shows up! Maybe this will teach you to have some respect for Obama care!

Shane hands Liz a piece of Bazooka Joe chewing gum, shakes her hand, and walks away with a smile. Liz has some welts forming from the potato attack but seems more dumbfounded than anything else as she just watches Shane and NAZI walk away.

Dat Luca boy walks up to Shane's humble abode, high as fuck and dressed up as a meterosexual banana. Sunglasses, scarf, beret and all. He really got the most out of the $40 he spent on the costume, clearly. He rings dat doorbell, and waits for his boss and friendly friend friend friend Shane to greet him. While waiting; he dumps a bit of cocaine on the doorstep and forms it in a line. Dropping to the ground, he snorts the fuck out of the line, and a couple of pebbles in the process.

So, now we have a high as fuck meterosexual banana with a bloody nose. Fuck yeah.

(10-31-2013, 03:29 PM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(10-31-2013, 01:16 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Liz walks up to the doorstep. Everyone looks at her with a "The fuck" expression. Why is she here? Didn't she almost kill Shane? What could she possibly want from him? Liz dressed as a homeless person stands there, patiently waiting for "The Big Potato" to arrive.

Shane storms out of his door and yells to NAZI...

: Get her! Get that Spic!

Shane and NAZI run over to Liz.

: Push ME up an elevator, will you? NO! YOU WILL NOT! I OBJECT!

Shane has a potato in each fist and he begins whacking Liz in the head with the potatoes. One might think this isn't a big deal, but they're pretty solid potatoes and he's really unloading on her! NAZI holds Liz while Shane pisses on his potatoes and then smears them on Liz's face and breasts.

: Tell that child molesting friend of yours there's some for him too if he shows up! Maybe this will teach you to have some respect for Obama care!

Shane hands Liz a piece of Bazooka Joe chewing gum, shakes her hand, and walks away with a smile. Liz has some welts forming from the potato attack but seems more dumbfounded than anything else as she just watches Shane and NAZI walk away.

OOC: Don't..... don't really know how to respond to this. Fuck, YOU WIN THIS ROUND CARVA!

Peter Gilmour walks up to Shane 's door looking like Phil from Duck Dynasty. he rings the bell and awaits for the door to Mr. Potato Head's house to open

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Dr. Zero peers helplessly into his empty bag.

Green walks up to the door dressed like Jon Brown and knocks on the door.

Charlotte Dyson walked up, dressed as a Sexy Snow White. She chuckles at Michael, but doesn't let him see her yet.



"Trick or Treat."

(10-31-2013, 02:42 PM)Dr. Zero Said: Dr. Zero walks to the door completely transformed into Peter Gilmour. He rings the doorbell, and Mr. approaches.

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me all the food to eat, BITCH!"

A pink mist swirls around his head, and suddenly, Dr. Zero's feathered face greets the XWF owner.

"I jest. It is I, Dr.Zero! I wish you a swift recovery and humbly request...A TREAT!"

He extends an iCarly Halloween bag and looks at with a hopeful glint in his eyes.

Shane looks confused. He looks to the left... then to the right...

: Oh hey Pete... that's a really good Dr. Zero mask you have on. I'm guessing you're famished, so here you go.

Shane goes back in and comes out with a dinner tray. There are chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken strips, chicken rings, chicken soup, chicken sandwiches, chicken pot pie, chicken cake, chicken brownies, chicken cookies, chicken beer and chicken soda.

: I really doubt this is going to fit into that iCarly bag, so take this.

He carefully hands the tray to Dr. Zero.

: Now you have a Happy Birthday! Woof woof!

Shane flaps his elbows like chicken wings and begins "pecking" the air in random places as he turns around and goes inside.

(10-31-2013, 02:50 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Liz looks at the couple.

Aww isn't that adoraballs.

Liz gets hit in the cheek with a potato. She holds her face, looking off into the distance to see Shane flicking her off.

: Homo! Get off my lawn!

(10-31-2013, 03:35 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said: Dat Luca boy walks up to Shane's humble abode, high as fuck and dressed up as a meterosexual banana. Sunglasses, scarf, beret and all. He really got the most out of the $40 he spent on the costume, clearly. He rings dat doorbell, and waits for his boss and friendly friend friend friend Shane to greet him. While waiting; he dumps a bit of cocaine on the doorstep and forms it in a line. Dropping to the ground, he snorts the fuck out of the line, and a couple of pebbles in the process.

So, now we have a high as fuck meterosexual banana with a bloody nose. Fuck yeah.

Shane comes out and sees bananaman snorting shit off the ground so naturally he drops down to join. Shane starts snorting some dirt and pebbles as Luca tries to stop him...

Well... almost tries. He's pretty high, so he figured fuck it and just drops another line of the good shit right next to the dirt Shane is snorting. Luca finishes his share and Shane finishes his. Both of them stand up and give a simultaneous "YEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!" with their eyes as big as silver dollars and blood flowing from their noses.

: That's some good shit man. Oh wow... holy shit... I'm fucked up. Oh hey, I have something for you.

Shane reaches into his pocket and fumbles around until he finds what he's feeling for. He pulls it out and hands it to Luca...

It's nothing.

: Oh shit, it broke!

ARZEGOTTI: Oh shit! Well what the fuck was it?

: It's not the same if I just SAY it.

ARZEGOTTI: Oh come on just spit it out!

:

Luca is taken to a place of tranquility as he listens to Shane and feels his spirit uplifted to new heights.

(10-31-2013, 03:42 PM)Griffin MacAlister Said:

(10-31-2013, 02:48 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: Alexandra disappears into some trees, wandering off behind where Griffin's leaning. She smirks and starts to sneak up on him.

"Boo!."

She jumps out, slipping her arms around him.

Griffin turns and smiles as he wraps his arms around Callaway.

Shit...after seein' all that "candy" get passed out and hittin' this blunt, I started cravin' something sweet and here you are.

Griffin kisses Ally but then turns his attention back towards 's front door and tosses the egg he was keepin' in his pocket at ....who happened to pop his head out his door again. The egg splats inches from 's head which prompts Shane to screech like a bird being plucked of all its feathers and rush back inside as he wildly swings his arms over his head.....slamming the door quickly after. NAZI....who still was standing outside....glares at Griffin with one of his famous Nazi death stares. But this only encourages Griffin to laugh and flip off the racist piece of shit. Griffin turns back to Ally with a grin.

Welp....looks like I gotta get more eggs. I swear I'm gonna nail that one eyed motherfucker before the night's through!

Shane opens the door again and sends a midget out with a basket of potatoes hanging around his neck. The midget starts throwing potatoes rapidly at Griffin and Ally, hitting both of them until they take cover. Shane smiles and gently pets a potato of his own as this transpires.

(10-31-2013, 04:29 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter Gilmour walks up to Shane 's door looking like Phil from Duck Dynasty. he rings the bell and awaits for the door to Mr. Potato Head's house to open

Shane is shocked to see Peter again!

: Weren't you just here with a Dr. Zero mask? What... was the food not enough?

Shane goes in and comes out with a dinner tray. There are chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken strips, chicken rings, chicken soup, chicken sandwiches, chicken pot pie, chicken cake, chicken brownies, chicken cookies, chicken beer and chicken soda.

: Take it! AGAIN! And it better be enough this time!

Shane hands the tray to Peter and slams the door shut!

(10-31-2013, 05:41 PM)Michael McBride Said: Michael was out trick or treating with his son and daughter. Every year they thought of a theme to goes. This year it was Peter Pan. Now Michael wanted to be Captain James Hook, but he lost a bet to his daughter. So now he was Peter Pan himself. He had everything. The hat with the red feather, the shoes, the knife and yes, ever the tights. Which at this point were riding up his crouch hugging his nuts. Every so often he had to adjust his tights. The three looked at the door. His daughter looked at her father and smiled.


"Well go Da, it's only yer' boss." She was dressed as Wendy and Liam, his son got to be Captain Hook. Michael sighed."God I hope Charlotte doesn't see me like this."



Michael and his kids walked up to the door and rang the door bell. All three saying




"Trick or Treat."

Shane comes out and he's all smiles!

: Well hello there!

He fishes around in his tin of treats and pulls out... some Schick razors!

: Would you look at that? I've got enough for everyone! Here you go guys!

He skips around with glee and hands Michael's son and daughter a razor, and then gives Michael himself a razor while saying very sternly...

: Be careful eating these. They have seeds!

He goes in and slams the door shut behind him.

(10-31-2013, 06:06 PM)Barney Green Said: Green walks up to the door dressed like Jon Brown and knocks on the door.

Shane opens the door and shuts it...





A few seconds later he opens it again with a machine gun in hand!

: You're not taking XWF back from me! DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

Click, click, click... no bullets???

: Wouldn't that figure? Well here you go then!

Shane throws the machine gun at him and goes back inside, cursing to himself.

Peter stands on Shane's doorstep and rings the bell. before that he threw all the food in the trash! Peter stands next to Jon Brown er Barney Green as they start to kick at Shane's door..

"Come out here you potato fucking BITCH!"

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Zak shows up dressed as Ezio from Assassin's Creed 2, cept the armor and blades are real. He's not risking anything from the owner of XWF and Black Circle member. He just doesn't have anything better to do for his birthday while Nova is out on some "mission".

(10-31-2013, 06:14 PM)CharlotteDyson Said: Charlotte Dyson walked up, dressed as a Sexy Snow White. She chuckles at Michael, but doesn't let him see her yet.



"Trick or Treat."

Shane opens the door and looks very pleased! He huffs into his hand to check his breath and wipes the front of his teeth with his finger.

: Well helloooooo there milady.

Suddenly Shane notices Gilmour calling him a bitch and gets confused. He looks back at Charlotte...

: What the...? You're here together? I didn't know you were hot for Gilmour...

Shane reaches into his pocket and pulls out a female condom. He hands it to Charlotte and winks to her.

: Think of me when you're riding him tonight.

Shane smacks Charlotte on the ass and then puts his foot to her ass, shoving her toward Peter's waiting arms! Holy shit!

Peter grabs Charlotte as she falls into him. Peter then has a look of happiness but then moves Charlotte off to the side.

"Sorry darlin' I'm engaged. Maybe some other time. Shane give me what I want and if not, I'm taking all your candy!"

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(10-31-2013, 07:13 PM)ZakMisery Said: Zak shows up dressed as Ezio from Assassin's Creed 2, cept the armor and blades are real. He's not risking anything from the owner of XWF and Black Circle member. He just doesn't have anything better to do for his birthday while Nova is out on some "mission".

Shane comes out with the sword from the first Soul Edge game, which later evolved into the Soul Caliber series...

The Soul Edge becomes one with , turning him into a larger and more powerful being! Flames begin to rise from Shane's head as he holds the blade high above him...

: By the power of Green Skull, I am the master toker of the universe!

Shane slices Zak's armor and blades away in one swipe of the possessed weapon. Shane returns to normal as he tosses his blade back inside and retrieves his tin of treats! He shuffles around in the tin for a while before pulling out...




THE ULTIMATE TREAT!!!






He hands it to Zak and then sees that Peter still hasn't left...

(10-31-2013, 07:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter grabs Charlotte as she falls into him. Peter then has a look of happiness but then moves Charlotte off to the side.

"Sorry darlin' I'm engaged. Maybe some other time. Shane give me what I want and if not, I'm taking all your candy!"

Shane scratches his head and looks confused.

: My name is Jimbles. Who are you?

He kneels down and picks an unidentified insect off the ground and takes a curious nibble, smacking his lips and tongue together in an approving manner before popping the whole fucker into his mouth.

: Mmmmm, this is good. Do you want some?

Zak eyes the door hanger....wondering what he's to do with it.

"Uh...thanks?"

He shakes his head slightly

As spoke, Dr. Zero noticed a glob of spit fly out of his mouth and land on a chicken leg. He walked away, playing it all smooth. When he was far enough away, he retrieved a futuristic device. Dr. Zero used it to scan the chicken. The machine chirped.

"DNA OF SHANE : CONFIRMED."

"Exxxxxxxcellent."

Dean shows up with a group of about twenty children and everyone, Dean included, appears to be dressed as rape victims. Their hair is all messed up, their clothing torn, some of them are bloody, and they're crying for help.

Peter looks at Shane eating a bug and shakes his head

SUCK... MY... DICK!

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Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

-Hunter Payne dressed as Zorro arrives with a bag full of straight edge awareness fortune cookies towards Shane's door, kind of like those anti-tobacco ad facts, but placed inside fortune cookies-


Payne: Take one Shane! You definitely need it!


-Hunter quickly wants to get his treat because Shane's house has that intense weed odor that could be smelt from miles away-



Payne: -cough! cough!-

Liz pulls out a Hot Pocket cannon, firing Hot Pockets at the blink of an eye.

Eat Hot Pockets bitch

Liz pulls the trigger and a barrage if Hot Pockets firing at NAZI and Shane. Pepperoni, Ham and Cheese, 4 Cheese, Cheesburger, it's a Hot Pocket fiesta!!!

(11-01-2013, 01:28 AM)Michael McBride Said: Michael's eyes fill with rage as he and his kids walk over to Charlotte and Peter. Michael grabs Charlotte and pulls her up to her feet. Michael looks at Peter on the ground.



"Ye' ever touch me woman again. I'll make sure tha' yer' wife's car has a gift put inside of it."


Bianca and Lima both flip him off as they walk away. Michael looks at Charlotte.



"I may not be a prince, but I rock these fuckin' tights."

"I think they look amazing."

(11-01-2013, 01:28 AM)Michael McBride Said:

(10-31-2013, 07:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Peter grabs Charlotte as she falls into him. Peter then has a look of happiness but then moves Charlotte off to the side.

"Sorry darlin' I'm engaged. Maybe some other time. Shane give me what I want and if not, I'm taking all your candy!"

Michael's eyes fill with rage as he and his kids walk over to Charlotte and Peter. Michael grabs Charlotte and pulls her up to her feet. Michael looks at Peter on the ground.



"Ye' ever touch me woman again. I'll make sure tha' yer' wife's car has a gift put inside of it."


Bianca and Lima both flip him off as they walk away. Michael looks at Charlotte.



"I may not be a prince, but I rock these fuckin' tights."

peter looks at Michael and Charlotte walking off. Peter smiles wickedly as he mutters under his breath.

"You try that and I'll break your neck"

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion