Cam Lang, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, Theo Pryce & Dr. Zero
- vs -
Tony Santos, Sebastian Duke, Andrew Morrison & Salman Van Dam
4-on-4 tag, 1 Fall
The next match is set to begin when the cameras abruptly take us backstage...
It's THE BROTHERHOOD!
Sebastian Duke, Tony Santos, Griffin MacAlister and many others, some of whom are cloaked!
Duke: Take them apart!
The victims appear to be Cam Lang, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, Dr. Zero, and Theo Pryce! Dr. Zero is laid out on a table while six druids take turns whacking him in the stomach. Theo Pryce is being choke-slammed right up onto Steve Davids' shoulder and straight into the most sickening powerbomb imaginable!
Cam Lang is being punched in the face by Griffin, and Tony Santos is breaking a bottle over Egyptian Snow Pharaoh's head! Tony holds Pharaoh while Griffin lights a blunt and starts burning her naked body in random spots...
...because according to her stats she wrestles naked! Griffin takes a long hit of the blunt and blows it in her face while Sebastian Duke press slams Cam Lang up into the cheap ceiling! Cam actually is "stuck" up there as chunks of the ceiling panels and Asbestos fall on top of Sebastian Duke.
Suddenly Shane
arrives on the scene!
: What the hell is this?!????
Everyone stops attacking and looks at Shane
who has a potato in hand. He waves the potato menacingly in the air at Duke.
: You're lucky none of these guys you're attacking are Black Circle members or we'd have a much bigger problem. For now, my only problem is you DELAYING the start of this match! Tony and Sebastian... Get your asses out to that ring!!
In the ring, Salman Van Dam seems to be arguing with Andrew Morrison about something...?
SVD is poking the chest of Andrew very hard, and Andrew looks like he's ready to snap at any moment as he balls up his fists.
SLAP!!!
SVD just slapped Morrison across the face! The fans can't believe this!
Morrison backs up into the ropes and bounces off of them with so much momentum that his clothesline sends SVD spinning in circles before landing on the canvas and still spinning.
Duke: Morrison!
Sebastian Duke has entered the ring and doesn't look pleased to see SVD down and out already. Morrison backs away from SVD's body... and then Duke stomps SVD a few times! He kicks him in the ribs until SVD is sent rolling under the bottom rope. SVD crashes down at ringside and is pulled under the ring...?
There seems to be a struggle behind that ring curtain... what's going on under the ring???
SVD is "shot" back out from under the ring at an incredible speed, spatting against the barricade and scaring the shit out of the fans in the front row.
Out from under the ring emerges... DR. ZERO! How did he get under there?
He's got some kind of remote control in his hand. He looks down at the remote and quickly pulls the ring apron up to toss it into the darkness. He dusts his hands off, and it's like we never saw the remote control or SVD being shot out from under the ring like a canon ball!
Dr. Zero pulls SVD to his feet but here comes Tony Santos through the ropes! He crashes into Dr. Zero and SVD, taking both men down hard.
Down the ramp comes Cam Lang, Theo Pryce and Egyptian Snow Pharaoh. They are all limping and showing signs of the brutal attack they suffered just moments ago. The referee finally tries to get this match under control and starts ordering people to their corners...
...
...
...
FINALLY everyone is where they should be with only the legal men in the ring! Theo Pryce and Tony Santos are circling one another until Tony looks like he's leaning in for a lockup but then... he swerves to the side and lets Theo Pryce stumble forward, almost falling because of the attack moments earlier.
Santos: It looks like he's drunk on the job! Let's hear it for...
But before he can finish, Theo charges and takes Tony down with The Pryce Check! That spear nearly broke Santos in two!
Theo is still in visible pain as he stumbles around the ring a bit after delivering such a physically demanding move. Theo tags in Cam Lang who immediately goes to work on Tony with a gutwrench suplex. Cam taunts Sebastian Duke who begins stepping into the ring but the ref runs up and blocks him...
While the ref is distracted, Cam Lang signals for his partners to rush into the ring and they do! All four team members stomp Tony Santos relentlessly as Sebastian Duke argues with this idiot official.
FUCK THAT! DUKE HAS HAD ENOUGH!
Choke Slam to the outside of the ring, Mr. Referee! With the ref out of the way, Duke storms the ring and unleashes all hell.
Choke-slam into a backbreaker to Egyptian Snow Pharaoh!
Powerbomb into the turnbuckle for Theo Pryce!
SOUL SHOT! Cam Lang goes down hard after taking that clothesline from hell!
Big boot to Dr. Zero sends him stumbling back into the corner... Duke follows up with a huge clothesline, crushing Dr. Zero against the turnbuckle and Zero collapses like a ton of bricks.
Duke feels someone make contact with his back and he spins around, catching Andrew Morrison with a stiff right hand! Morrison goes down hard as Duke stares down at him and in the heat of the moment begins stomping away on Morrison!
Tony Santos gets up and finds SVD on the outside of the ring. He shoves him against the barricade and hits a nasty leg lariat, sending SVD toppling over into the fans! Tony retrieves SVD, knocking him BACK over the barricade once again with a hard backhand chop. Santos drags SVD up onto the ring apron and leaves him laying like a corpse in his team's corner.
Santos: Stay put and we'll call you when we need you.
Tony pats SVD gently on the head and enters the ring where Duke is preparing to double chokeslam Egyptian Snow Pharaoh and Theo Pryce.
OHHH!!! Duke goes down to his knees after being kicked in the groin at exactly the same time by BOTH Pryce and Pharaoh! Tony sees this and springs into action, leaping onto the top rope and catching both Pryce and Pharaoh with a diving crossbody. Santos dodges a flying dropkick from Dr. Zero and dropkicks him over the ropes to the outside. Santos sees his chance to hit his finisher and he goes for it! FINAL DESTINATION! He came crashing down with that senton bomb onto Egyptian Snow Pharaon and almost sent her through the ring!
Suddenly out from the back a NEW REFEREE comes rushing to the ring. He sees the chaos and has no idea what to make of it.
REF: Who are the legal participants?
He starts to ask fans at ringside which doesn't go well because they're all telling him different things. While he's talking to them...
Dr. Zero sneaks up behind Tony Santos... THE OPERATION! (Dr. Zero pulls the opponent into position for a Scorpion Deathdrop, but instead drops to one knee driving the other into the opponent's spine)
Sebastian Duke rushes toward Zero, catching him with a devastating Soul Shot... but Theo Pryce reminds Sebastian that MONEY TALKS!! That cutter variation came out of nowhere and shattered Duke on that canvas!
Theo stands over Duke but is grabbed from behind...
TERMINAL VELOCITY PILEDRIVER! (jumping steiner screwdriver / vertical suplex into a jumping piledriver)
Andrew Morrison takes Theo Pryce down with authority and covers him! He looks around and sees the referee still talking to the fans in the front row.
Morrison is clubbed in the back of the head and pulled up into a spin-out powerbomb by Cam Lang! Lang sees Sebastian Duke and Tony Santos both starting to stand...
Lang closes in on them... CRACK! CRACK! A Superkick to each man and they both crash down next to each other!
Lang gets grabbed from behind and spun around into... THE ICON BOMB! That's right, SVD is still in this thing!
A couple of the fans in the front row start an SVD...SVD... chant as Salman Van Dam drops down to cover Cam Lang!
The referee just happens to turn and sees this happening. He rushes into the ring to make the count as SVD hooks the leg, pinning the motionless Cam Lang!
...1
...2
...KICK OUT! Cam Lang gets to his feet and pushes SVD into the waiting clutches of...
ZERO SUM from DR. ZERO!!! (UltraMantis Black's Cosmic Doom)
SVD looks like he could be crippled at this point. His body is twitching as Cam Lang crawls on top of him for the cover...
...1
...2
...SANTOS WITH THE SAVE! He shoves Cam Lang into the corner as Dr. Zero grabs Tony, but Tony lands a few hard shots to Dr. Zero's beak and sends him reeling back against the ropes. Tony rushes toward Dr. Zero and uses his own body as a weapon, leaping up into Dr. Zero with a crossbody over the ropes with both men crashing hard on the outside!
Meanwhile in the corner, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh has tagged herself in. She seems groggy but quickly targets Sebastian Duke who was just beginning to rise to one knee. She grabs his wrist, kicks him in the throat and then flips him with the Egyptian Finger Toss!
Tony Santos enters the ring and charges Snow Pharaoh but she catches him with a low dropkick, taking out his left knee. As he pushes himself back up, he is lifted into THE EGYPTIAN SNOW FALL! (
) This woman is a freak of nature!
She goes over and pulls Andrew Morrison to his feet before he can fully recover, and she hits him with his own finisher, the Terminal Velocity Piledriver!
Egyptian Snow Pharaoh looks around and wastes no time dragging SVD to the middle of the ring and applying his own Icon Vice Grip to him! (Anaconda vise into a hell's gate submission) She locks it in tight, which is quite a spectacle considering she is wrestling in the nude! Sebastian Duke senses the urgency of the situation and starts to rise to his feet but out from ringside Dr. Zero is grabbing Duke's foot!
Duke yanks his foot free but is momentarily off balance as he stumbles right into...
A superkick from Cam Lang!
BUT DUKE CAUGHT CAM LANG'S FOOT! Duke pulls Cam into a short clothesline to take him down as quickly as possible before turning his attention to Egyptian Snow Pharaoh who still has SVD locked in his own submission hold...
...
...
Duke can't believe his eyes as he sees...
SVD already tapping!
The referee calls for the bell as Duke rushes forward to blast Pharaoh in the side of the head with his foot... but it's already over! SVD has tapped out to his own Icon Vice Grip from a naked Egyptian Snow Pharaoh.
WINNERS: Cam Lang, Egyptian Snow Pharaoh, Theo Pryce and Dr. Zero
The members of Team Lang are battered and bruised here tonight as they make their way slowly toward the back, but they've managed to make it into round two even after suffering that prematch attack at the hands of The Brotherhood!
... but wait! Sebastian Duke isn't finished yet!
Duke grabs SVD and lifts him high above his head! Duke presses SVD high into the heavens and then THROWS him as hard as he can across the ring, right into Andrew Morrison who spears him in half! RIGHT OUT OF MID AIR! SVD is a crumpled mess on the canvas as Tony Santos climbs to the top rope and hits his patented shooting star press... The Tony Award! Tony stands over SVD and smirks.
What's he doing...?
Why is he...?
NO! NO! DON'T DO IT TONY!
He's tea bagging SVD! He's tea bagging SVD!
Santos: Suck my sexy balls, bitch!