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Mr. XWF · (08-25-2013)

Mr. XWF has just finished up some cleaning after a very messy day. There's still some caramel on his cock but that's besides the point.

He looks directly into the camera and begins yelling with authority, his voice still muffled pretty badly under that giant silver dome.

I'm taking this time to do all of you a favor. If you're thinking of showing up for the Shove It Thunder Bowl, do yourself a favor and stuff your asshole with some paper towels so I have a harder time gaining entry. I'm making no bones about it, I'M COMING TO SHOVE IT TO SHOVE IT. You heard me right! I'm coming to SHOVE IT, and the reason I'm coming is to SHOVE IT! Don't let yourself be the one I shove in to.

Swift Ion and John Austin already are at high risk of being raped because they already got me horny. I'm still not sure which one of them did it or if it was both of them, but either way it means their asses are like a fresh cup of pudding and my cock is the spoon. Ya dig?

Heed my warning, EVERYONE! Do not come to Thunder Bowl unless you want to be just another rape victim. I'm in better shape than any of you, I'm faster than any of you, I hit harder than any of you, and my cock's bigger than all of yours put together. You are no match for That Boy With The Big Ol' Dick SO DON'T EVEN STEP UP TO THE PLATE OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET HIT WITH THAT OL' ROCK-A-LOCK-BOTTOM UP IN THIS BIZZITCH! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........... WHAT THE PEOPLE'S COCK... IS... SPRAYING!

Mr. XWF · **08-25-2013, 01:14 PM**

You're still opening with that lame ass "Derrr I thought you were still in da bay, uhhh huh huh, yeah" MAN FUCK THAT SHIZZIT WITH A DONKEY DICK AND TWO BIG ASS KNOCKERS!

GRIFFIN MACASSLISTER! I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH A MAN YOU KNOW VERY WELL.............PETER MOTHERFUCKIN' GILMO'! People see The People's Cock return and they start talking shit about how they already beat me before, and you know what, those people are Griffin and Peter! Damn, Griffey Poo, The People's Cock has been gone too long AND I DO MEAN TOOOOO DAAAAAMN LONG IF YOU AND PETER GILMO' ARE ON THE SAME EXACT PAGE NOW! SAME EXACT STRATEGY WHEN THEY SEE THIS BIG OL' DICK FLOPPING OUT IN FRONT OF THEM! GOOD JOB, CLONES!

Which ones the stupid, smelly, greasy loser and which one is just the wannabe? I actually lost track. Which one of you two fox trotting Nancy boys opened the act first? DAMN YOU MAKE A GOOD DUO! LET'S ALL FUCK ROSE SMITH TOGETHER! YEEEEEEAAAAH BABY! IF YAH SUH-MEEEELLLLL-LALAAAOH OH AND I KNOW YOU DO........... THAT FAMILIAR STENCH OF GILMO' SWEAT LINGERING ALL AROUND YOU! WASH YO ASS, GRIFFIN! IF YOU SMELL LIKE GILMO' WHEN WE CROSS PATHS THEN I'M GOING TO BE EJACULATING IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO REMIND ME OF WHEN I'M SCREWING ROSE SMITH! DON'T MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE ROSE SMITH!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-25-2013, 06:54 PM**

griffin dont bother talking to this half wit prick dwayne johnson wannabe. same shit everyday with him thinking he can fuck my fiance with his small dick. dude is a joke. i beat his ass without help and with help from Poppa Fedder and this mofo still thinks he can use the same boring as fuck comments against me. dude seriously needs to get aids and die. or for all we know he has it and we're all going to get infected..

lets stay far away from this freak as possible ok?

**08-25-2013, 07:17 PM**

Mr. XWF is complimenting you, Peter. The fact that he wants to have sex with your husband/wife but restrains himself shows that he respects its feelings. He also compared you to Griffin which in your case is a huge compliment.

Yet, here you are siding with Griffin.

Quote:Griffin: Don't you ever fuckin' compare my ass to that rag Peter Gilmour! That devil dong worshipping, parm chompin' fuckwit wishes he was even a fraction of what this Mechanic is and unlike Gilmour I can win shit on my own!

If you ask me, this is ten times worse than anything Mr. XWF has said. Griffin just accused you of devil dong worshiping even though you've expressed in the past how much you hate "

" and how you're a good, christian man who doesn't worship the devil. He also continues to make a joke out of your chicken parm eating habits even though he should be at your side, helping you overcome your addiction. And finally, he suggests that you are incapable of winning shit on your own. While I agree with that statement, true or not-- I can't say that it's a comment that I would air publicly. Some brother you have there, Peter. I'm sure if he poured a bucket of shit on your head that it would all be in good fun, right?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-25-2013, 08:48 PM**

juan.. er JOHN shut up

Mr. XWF · **08-26-2013, 08:09 PM**

Yah know I don't remember giving any of yall hillbillies an invitation to come and debate shit with me or with each other. HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES? NO, NO, NO BETTER YET! HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GET IN A FUCKIN' CIRCLE AND JUST ALL BUTTFUCK EACH OTHER! I'LL JOIN IN TO HELP MAKE IT A FULL CIRCLE! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEELLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW-WOW WOW WOW IS THAT STENCH BAD COMING UP OFF ROSE SMITH'S PUSSIZZAY! OH YEAH I SAID PUSSIZZAY! BIZZITCH!

Now Gilmour, go make me a sandwich and don't you.............don't you..........AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE SAYS DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT SHIT YOURSELF! IF I SEE SO MUCH AS A SINGLE BITE TAKEN OUT OF THAT SANDWICH, I AM GOING TO STOP ANSWERING ROSE SMITH'S CALLS! AND YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY SHE'S GOING TO BE IF SHE STOPS GETTIN'

STOPS GETTIN'

STOPS GETTING THIS BIG OL' DICK!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-27-2013, 09:27 AM**

how about you go throw yourself into traffic and die bitch

**08-27-2013, 09:33 AM**

What the fuck, Peter? Can't you see that he's just trying to keep Rose happy? Don't you want Rose to be happy?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-27-2013, 09:34 AM**

i kept her real happy last night Mr. Madison ;)

**08-27-2013, 09:35 AM**

You let her call Mr. XWF?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-27-2013, 09:35 AM**

i got his number blocked

**08-27-2013, 09:42 AM**

What if he calls from a pay phone?

Mr. XWF · **08-27-2013, 09:48 AM**

Peter don'g you realize what you're admitting by even saying you'd know my number to have it blocked in the first place? YOU STUPID ASS, FAT GOOK!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-27-2013, 10:52 AM**

i got the FBI on your ass motherfucker!

Jessie-ica Diaz · (08-27-2013)

"Here's how his call to the FBI went:

Um, this guy is having sex with my fiance! You have to stop him!

No, we don't. Break up with the slut.

But, I love her!

Tough shit, asshole. Now hang up before we bring you in for being a fucking

.

End call.

So, not really having the FBI on someone, huh?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-27-2013, 03:13 PM**

keep laughing guys.. it's all going to end real bad for all of u.. TRUST ME

Jessie-ica Diaz · **08-27-2013, 03:14 PM**

"Crimeny! Is that all you can say?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-27-2013)

NO!

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