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~~Swift Ion~~ · **08-26-2013, 06:29 PM**

Two men are backstage with it being dark in the background of backstage.

Faze: "What the hell is he doing?! Ion! ION!!"

All you hear is Ion saying, "Don't yell."

Faze: "Turn on the camera Ion.

Ion walks to the camera and turns it on. Faze is seen sitting on a bar stool next to
an empty seat. Ion stumbles over himself as he walks to the empty seat.

Faze: "Have you already started drinking Ion? We've barely started."

Ion: "Yes, I already started drinking Faze. I don't see a problem with it."

Faze: "I guess Ion, I guess. Well if you didn't know us before allow me to tell you who we are. I am the Reflection of Perfection, Mr.
Incredible, XWF's Submission Machine, Faze. And this man next to me-"

Ion interupts Faze.

Ion: "Let me introduce myself."

Faze: "Alright Ion, do yo thang."

Ion: "Thank you, I am the man that is in the title picture, I am the future of XWF, no offense Faze."

Faze Lewis: "None taken."

Ion: "I am the man that will end careers, I am Ion."

Faze Lewis: "And we present to you The Renagade X Hitlist."

Ion: "What are we going to talk about first?"

Faze: "Why not start off with Madness, when we gave the undeserving crowd the best show of their lifes."

Ion: "You want to start there, fine with me. Do we start with my amazing match or those terrible matches in between my match?"

Faze: "It's up to you Ion."

Ion raises his hand to his chin and taps it twice.

Ion: "Hmm...my match would be a good start, especially since I will destroy someone's career. It was the greatest match anyone watching has ever seen...Your turn Faze."

Faze: "True, very true. Now I guess it is time to talk about the other matches. Oh boy, will this be fun."

Ion: "What did you think about Sid Feder versus Evertrust?"

Faze: "They were competing to see who
could out bore me. It was terrible. What did you think about Matt Lennox versus John Austin, neither of them should even get the chance to hold a championship."

Ion: "The match never should have happened, I would have rather seen two hamsters chew on carrots. What about the King of XWF Match?"

Faze: "Terrible. No explanation, just terrible."

Ion: "Ahh, well then. What about Jonny Rebel versus Mr. Radio?"

Faze: "I wish the that never never happens either and them in it. Both horrible, overpaid wrestlers. What about one of the main events of the night, Satellite vs Nightmare for the TV Championship?"

Ion: "I got two things to say about that match. One, they should have stopped the match quicler, I don't think they could handle their own and they probably realized
that like how we did."

Faze: "They probably did, what is the second thing?"

Ion: "Second, the Tag Titles titles should be in
our hands, people that can dominate the whole damn roster without getting scratched, touched, or hurt."

Faze: "I agree Ion, I agree. What is next, what is next?"

Faze pauses to grab the list of topics in his pocket.

Faze: "This one looks good. I might even toss this in every Hitlist we do. Tell me what you think about the wrestler I name."

Ion: "Alright, name one?"

Faze: "Andrew Morrison Tell me what you think about Andrew."

Ion begins to laugh.

Ion: "Ahh Faze come on, that weak dude couldn't even handle his own business. The first one he has and he loses. It takes talent to defend your pride and completely get dominated. He never should have won. It leads me to believe that whoever before him literally had skill. He most likely pinned a pebble."

Faze falls off his chair laughing. Faze attempts
to get back on his chair.

Faze: "That's it, I can't do this any longer. End the show Ion."

Faze continues to laugh as Ion begins to speak.

Ion: "What am I suppose to say?"

Faze shouts, "Just say bye Ion!"

Ion: "Peace."

Ion walks over to the camera and turns it
off.

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