[XWF fades from black to see Steve Sayors backstage preparing for an interview]

[Steve Sayors]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have all seen the ups and downs of this man’s family story, and have heard the hype. Now it’s time to meet the man. I bring to you, Troy Turner.

[Troy Turner walks into the cameras view wearing his sunglasses and a mint green dress shirt.]

[Troy Turner]
Yes, it’s true…there have been plenty questions and a massive amount of hype leading to my debut here at XWF. The dirt sheets were buzzing, the fans were chatting, the boys in the back were bitching and how does the XWF capitalize on this? My first interview on is with some asshole named Sayors, and I got some backwoods low-life to face at Warfare, Seriously?

[Sayors lowers the mic and looks pissed.]

[Troy Turner]
… Sayors, I don’t want you to be sensitive. It’s not even that bad, Christ we have a guy named Eli James IV getting a push. Who names you guys? Does XWF have a creative team of junkies and coming up with them? Listen…Just do me a favor… you can pout and sulk all you want… but when I’m talking you hold that damn microphone to my mouth…got it?

[Sayors shakes his head and slowly raises the microphone back up.]

[Troy Turner]
That’s better…now with that out of the…

[Sayors gets a cue from the producer to wrap it up.]

[Steve Sayors]
Troy Turner we are running short on time… what is it that…

[Troy Turner]
Why are you jerks rushing me? This will be the highest rated segment in the history of the XWF. Who’s so important that I, Troy Turner, need to be rushed off?

[Steve Sayors]
Well Troy ……

[Just then Troy cuts him off]

[Troy Turner]
Ahhhhh It don’t matter. Just let me say this, Joseph “Backwood Bum”-Kain, if you ever decide to part your lips to say something about the Turner family again. I guarantee those lips will be sealed shut, FOR GOOD!

[Troy slaps the mic out of Steve’s hand and walks off laughing as the scene fades to a commercial]