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X-treme Wrestling Federation » Pay Per View Boards » RELENTLESS IX - Night One
The Other White Meat
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Director of Craft Services. Also a pin.



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09-17-2025, 04:29 PM

In Craft Services, XWF Chief Food Executive and Head Chef, Taco, is trundling through the kitchen with his adorable little chef’s hat on when he sees a poster for Relentless.

“Onk?”

He opines while his curly tail swishes lazily behind him.

Taco notices the battle royal happening on night one. He sees a lot of familiar faces as well as some newer names… but then something catches his eye.

Ham Sandwich.

“Onk!”

HAM sandwich.

“ONK!!!”




A




Sandwich





Made





Of





HAM.


“Onkonkonk SQUEEEEEEEEESQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Upon seeing the callous inclusion of the flesh of his species included as if it were some sort of celebrity, Taco’s eyes go dark.

He shakes his head until the hat falls from it and then curls his lip, baring his razor sharp tusks. The normally affable swine’s porcine body quivers with rage as he scrapes his front hooves against the floor.

There was a line, and it had been crossed.

There will be blood.
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