“..Wake up..”

“I’m awake already, I’ve been awake. What’s up?”

“I think it’s time..”

“I concur.”

“I’m exhausted to be honest, and I really don’t have the desire to do this, but on the other hand, I’m kind of tired of losing to a bunch of literal trash cans.”

“Honestly, me too. I was hoping you’d find some sort of motivation for us to actually win one, that would be a hell of a change of pace..”

“I agree.”

“Well, what life experience story do you want to tell the fans this time? Are we gonna talk about our divorce, or maybe our depression, or maybe actually find something happy to talk about?”

“Nope.”

“Nope?”

“No story, this time, Cad. We are going straight to business. We need to remind this place why we literally cannot be beaten if we don’t want to be.”

“Well gatdam..”



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The scene opens to a cloudy sky, temperatures in the high 40’s, the wind blowing a brisk 10mph. Mountains, dirt, greenery and more can be scene across the field of view. As the camera zooms in we see a man wearing a cowboy hat, jean jacket, jeans, and a pair of dirty old cowboy boots.

As the camera comes to a stop just in front of the man, we can plainly see that it is none other than Cadryn Tiberius..

A long time ago, Adam Levine wrote a song when he was in Maroon 5 called “She Will Be Loved”. The song overall wasn’t bad, but there was a specific line in that song that has stuck with me since my teenage years.

“It’s not always rainbows and butterflies, it’s compromise that moves us along.”

And you know, that is absolutely the truth.

I’ve been through it all, boys. I’ve been through a horrific divorce, the loss of a parent, the depression, the anger, you name it, I’ve seen it and experienced it.

Life is full of ups and downs, and just as I have mended this fence here on my ranch, I am going to be mending my career in the XWF.

The days of half assedly putting my boots on and climbing in that ring just to say that I showed up are OVER.

It’s kind of like a running joke where I refer to myself as a Legend and talk about how no one in this company can even think about lacing my boots.

And sometimes, it truly is. I’ve made a mockery of myself over the years, and I’ve been the one to make those words untrue, but as I said earlier, those days are over. It’s time to show everyone who I know I can be, who no one has ever wanted me to be, because..

THEY.

FEAR.

ME.

As they should.

This week on Anarchy is going to be a new leaf for CT. This week is going to be the first stop on my road to winning the Anarchy title.

This week on Anarchy I face off against Davey Dunham and Latoria Hixx.

Two people that quite frankly, I have never heard of, and have absolutely no interest in past conquering the both of them to gain my first victory on this path to greatness.

Mr Dunham..

It seems as though you’re a fairly new face around the Anarchy locker room. When I started studying the tape so to speak, there was no tape to study..

I had to dig through a mountain of paperwork to find your personnel file just to get a little bit of information on who you are or more importantly, what you’re about.

Mr. Dunham is about 50lbs heavier than me, and roughly a year older.

From what I gather, this guy is a blast from the past. I can’t say for certain he’s been in the XWF before, though that’s kinda what it seems like, but what I can say is that he prides himself on “overcoming adversity”.

My man, we’ve all overcome that shit at one time or another. But your plain Jane, vanilla, basic ass scratching of the surface of your backstory leaves a lot to be desired.

It’s hard for me to really fear someone who doesn’t intend to be feared. You didn’t have the common sense to even list your accolades to the company. You ever think that maybe your experience would help catapult your career here?

No, you didn’t, obviously.

Oh also, apparently one of his weaknesses are female wrestlers..

Pretty sure Ms. Hixx is female..

I think?

Kinda at least..

Mr. Dunham will absolutely be the first to go down in this match, I would bet my entire paycheck on that.

Ms. Hixx..

Let me start off by saying…

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO BIG?!

WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GEO METRO WITH LEGS?!

But, I digress..

I had the very unfortunate misfortune of actually seeing your latest promo, and holy shit…

WHAT WERE YOU EVEN TRYING TO SAY?!

NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE, DID YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SCREAM INTO THE MIC?!

Sigh..

Normally I don’t hit women, I was raised to just take whatever a bitch has to throw and at the most subdue her.

But like..

You are actually manlier than me, I think..

If this doesn’t work out, I got plenty of work on the ranch that could use a big strapping lad like yourself..

But the fact of the matter is, at the end of the day, this is barely a challenge for the Reflection Of Perfection.

I am going to walk through Anarchy this week and absolutely emerge victorious on the other end.

Best of luck to the both of you, you’re going to need it…

The scene fades to black as CT begins securing the fence further..

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Much better, good job.

YOU FORGOT ABOUT MEEP!

I didn’t forget about him, but other than Hootie aka Darius Rucker, name another black cowboy?

Sadge. Make sure he is here next time!

We'll see..