Thunder Knuckles™
A No Good Bastard
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu Sep 12 2019
Posts: 563
321,140
Likes Given: 2,917
Likes Received: 1,459 in 400 posts
Hates Given: 78
Hates Received: 25 in 22 posts
Hates Given: 78
Hates Received: 25 in 22 posts
Reputation:
83
X-Bux: ✘0
|
10-21-2020, 12:55 AM
Johnny Legend
- vs -
Thunder Knuckles:
The Hype
A BOB production
Narrated by Liev Schreiber
|
The show begins with Thunder Knuckles at a press conference. He's interrupting a reporter while being asked about the opportunity of being the Television Champion for a second time.
"When you're in this position. You have to fucking take advantage of it because opportunities like this can only come once in a goddamn lifetime."
In the same interview afterward, Thunder Knuckles is asked about if he's preparedness for October 31st, 2020.
"The fuck kind of question is that? I'm very fucking prepared and I'm going to show everybody and going to demonstrate it on Halloween. I got important fucking shit to do, fuck off, with these lame questions."
A shot of the famous Welcome to Roswell sign is shown on your television screen.
October 31st, 2020. Roswell, New Mexico. Fight night for one of XWF's latest and greatest.
Highlights of destructive moves performed by Thunder Knuckles begin playing on your screen.
Johnny Legend, the newest former XWF wrestler making a comeback steps into the ring as the number one contender on Halloween. Which is expected to be one of the toughest matches of his career.
More highlights of Thunder Knuckles reign as Television Champion dance on your television screen.
Thunder Knuckles, fast-talking and explosive, represents the next generation of XWF megastardom.
Without the sound, some clips of Johnny Legend's promo's begin to be shown on your television.
Whereas Legends warrior spirit, memory loss, and brand of entertainment all his own, he eyes up, one of the XWF's biggest upsets. What was supposed to be a rugged and firey match up, now becomes a display of power and heart. A match that revives the dog in Thunder Knuckles, reigniting his activity, and setting a red hot pace heading into 2021.
The clips of Johnny Legend's promo's ends and a shot of Pip Collins is being shown. Collins is being asked if Thunder Knuckles is an exciting champion.
I consider him the most exciting wrestler in XWF today, yes. Why not? He always comes out and proves it every Savage.
The shot of Pip fades to Thunder Knuckles highlights from Anarchy on October 10th, 2020. Where he took the head off of Ruby with a steel chair.
Halloween, a night that Thunder Knuckles sees as a prime opportunity to send out a message to the Television division's contenders. That 2020 belongs to one man, and one man only.
Video of Thunder Knuckles beating Wylie Sinclair, on his Savage debut, just over a year ago, plays on your screen.
Gaining the wrong kind of attention outside of the ring, a problematic two months off. Saw Lima Ohio's rising star rendered inactive at one of the most important parts of his career. Street fights, issues with money, and an uncertain future. Thunder Knuckles is no stranger to adversity. He knows that tough times don't last but tough people do.
The beating of Sinclair fades to Jimmy explains where Thunder Knuckles is, mentally.
"The slate is clean for Thunder Knuckles. He will be very very active and he's going to do the things that he does best. A. He's going to entertain the XWF fans around the world. B. In his words, best the fuck out of fools."
Jimmy's face transforms into highlights of Thunder Knuckles training for Relentless.
With the opportunity to finish out the year with a bang, puts the blue-chip two-time Television Champion, back in the firing line. With only two matches after coming back, he remains confident he belongs at the top of the television division rankings as the Champion.
Those training clips morph effortlessly to Thunder Knuckles, who is being questioned about his XWF career.
"I've been around top guys that have been on that top fucking level, man. So I believe it's my time now."
The shot of Thunder Knuckles peels away to clips of Thunder Knuckles talking shit without sound.
Wrestling with an assuredness that borders arrogance, Thunder Knuckles is well aware he stands as one of XWF's leading figures. He also possesses one of XWF's most exciting finishers in the game, especially for a man who talks as much as he does. Thunder Knuckles sets out to prove he has plenty more to show.
The view of Thunder Knuckles talking smack is changed to highlights of March 29th, 2020, and a few matches that followed.
Still, only one man since March 29th, 2020, has heard the final bell claiming victory over Thunder Knuckles for the television division's ultimate crown. Betting odds show that this time out is expected to be no different. While in this last promotional video his trainer, Jimmy, gave his opponent some credit. Saying, that he's had his eyes on Johnny Legend, since his return to XWF, and believes he's a good opponent for his pupil.
Expertly crafted Johnny Legend highlights play on your screen.
Johnny Legend won a battle royale, at Relentless, to become the number one contender. However, ranked really low in the television division the upset is as unlikely as ever. While it's not the fight Thunder Knuckles has been looking for he will consider it no different. Simply another hurdle on his way to greatness and Robert Mian. Whilst he slowly fills the void left by Noah Jackson, with his love him or hates him vibe. The blueprint is in place. All he has to do is keep performing.
The highlights, that try desperately to hit how bad Johnny Legend is, fades out to none of then, Thunder Knuckles. Thunder Knuckles is deep into training for their Alien Abduction match, on Halloween. He's tossing heavy bags towards an almost blinding light.
With speed, power, and accuracy unlike any other within the division. Thunder Knuckles brings the entertainment value to thrill the casual XWF viewers, and the skills set to impress the purists alike.
A quote from Chronic Chris page's Twitter shows on your screen.
The Twitter quote fades to Jimmy from the same interview as before is asked about Thunder Knuckles's progress in XWF.
"He has the complete package but just keeps getting better, and better, and better. I don't think many opponents know what to do with that."
The clip of Jimmy fades to a clip of Johnny Legend's last promotional video leading into a match, a match that saw Legend and Knuckles team-up.
Johnny Legend from the promo The Adventures of Lucky & Legend Said:I WILL WIN THE TELEVISION TITLE... I mean.. BE THUNDER'S BEST FRIEND!" |
Legend an active wrestler with a warrior mentality brings plenty to the table. Boasting a, one and three, record.
Thunder Knuckles interrupts the hype video in post-production.
"Are you fucking kidding me, Jimmy? For fucking real? You're not playing?"
"Yeah, that's why I said he's a good opponent for you, Thunder Knuckles."
"Do you know how fucking hard it's going to be to sell this goddamn match?"
"Well, XWF management knows you call sell... Well, just about anything. So this has got to be some kind of test."
Thunder Knuckles shakes his head and finishes the editing process with Todd and Jimmy. Your screen now shows some more highlights of Legend hitting some moves on his opponents. Never showing a pin attempt on anyone.
Legend looks to put relentless pressure on the Television Champion as opposed to trying to out entertain Thunder Knuckles.
The highlights fade to Thunder Knuckles who was questioned if he was taking Johnny Legend seriously.
"We can't take any-fucking-thing for granted I think Johnny Legend is a more dangerous wrestler than Robert Main. There is nothing more unpredictable than and unknow-fucking-force. With Robert Main, you know what kind of boring fucking garbage you're going to see."
The shot of Thunder Knuckles fades to the same few clips Thunder Knuckles has salvaged to make Johnny Legend look good.
Despite lacking any real fireworks. Legend won a landslide battle royale on the undercard of Relentless day one, September 25th. Last month, displaying a high work rate and efficacy. Whilst credit is due, to a man willing to step into the ring with the accomplished Television Champion, Thunder Knuckles. October 31st, 2020, will be Johnny Legend's first step up in the hardest division in XWF.
Your screen fades to HHL who was asked about the upcoming Legend vs Knuckles match.
"If he tries to stand toe to toe with Thunder Knuckles. I don't know... Thunder Knuckles outwrestled Chronic Chris Page, he's supposedly the best pure wrestler in the wrestling business. That's a tough question."
The shot of HHL fades to Johnny Legend winning the battle royale at Relentless.
So, despite not having any real advantages over Thunder Knuckles. A couple of questions loom. Will Johnny Legend be able to take the Lima Ohioans power and speed? With Johnny Legend's mental issues, how much does this "Legend" have left?
HHL's face fades to clips of Johnny Legend losing time after time.
With three of his losses coming in just over a month, can Johnny Legend still pose a legitimate threat to one of XWF's hottest assets. While professional experience plays into Johnny Legend's hand returning to XWF. The brawling and rouged style, of Johnny Legend, might land him in serious trouble with the master of the Thunder Strike.
Your television now shows Jimmy. Jimmy was asked a question about Thunder Knuckles's Championship runs.
"When you look at Thunder Knuckles there's the aura that he's meant to be a Champion. That's all you need to know."
The shot of Jimmy fades to high light of Thunder Knuckles moving out of the way of Johnny legend trying to tag in Thunder Knuckles, getting water from Robbie Bourbon, everything that wasn't helping Johnny Legend win.
On the flip side, Legend is still fresh in his comeback and is in shape. This match could show more about Thunder Knuckles's mentality and motivation considering these factors. In an airtight division, this fight could actually leave and opening for some perspective ly goos match ups. Should Thunder Knuckles win convincingly could inspire, Atticus White, to turn up the heat in upcoming events.
That highlight fades to Thunder Knuckles who goes off on a random reporter. The reporter asked what Thunder Knuckles perceived as a stupid question.
"I don't fucking fear anybody. I want Robert Main. Robert if your watching I lost a tag team match. That one match hot streak is over. Get ahold of Vinnie and make it happen, or are you fucking scared after I beat Chris Page? I understand you're chicken shit coward but we're already two Anarchy after Relentless. Moved onto Graves because you know he's busy, huh? What happened to that mouth?"
The shot of Thunder Knuckles burns off to potential opponents of the Television Title.
With potential opponents such as Charlie Nickles, Andrew Logan, and even the Wizard. It's just a matter of time. So while October 31st, 2020 might not bring the rough and rugged test that fans hoped for Thunder Knuckles. Sometimes the journey is better than the destination. So expect guaranteed entertainment from one of XWF's hottest assets on his way to the top of the game.
The potential opponents fade to the current fight poster.
Thunder Knuckles is shaking his head no. He has a cold beer in his hand.
The only thing XWF fans around the world need to know about Johnny Legend is, that 'Ol Thunder Knuckles, is going to carry him to a great fucking match. Just like on the last Savage. People will talk forever about how 'Ol Thunder Knuckles chose to get a drink of water than to help, poor, Johnny out. Boo-fuck-hoo. Yeah, it came at a price. Chokey fucking pinned 'Ol Thunder Knuckles but that story would be so much different if it was one on one. I can fucking promise you that. Chokey had the benefit of being with Jim Jimson. You, Johnny, don't.
Thunder Knuckles cracks open the beer.
I was watching this mother fuckers last recorded promo, you know, the one we were fucking tag partners. Anyway. This fucking clown is sitting there talking to himself, flipping the channels, on a television. That doesn't even fucking work, mind you. The fuck is that? He looks bat-shit, all I'm saying is, who wants that as a champion?
Thunder Knuckles takes a drink.
I could sit here and go on, and fucking on, about how this jackass couldn't carry this beautiful fucking title for very long.
Thunder Knuckles shrugs.
I mean, if I did, I'd be wasting my fucking breathe. He's not making it past 'Ol Thunder Knuckles on Halloween. He doesn't have a fucking drive.
Thunder Knuckles take another drink.
I'm going to make this short, Johnny.
Thunder Knuckles glares into the camera.
You and me.
Thunder Knuckles still not letting his eyes move from the center of the camera lens.
Alien Abduction match.
Thunder Knuckles still shooting daggers into the camera.
I'm going to throw your ass into that fucking tractor beam, and goddamnit. You're going to meet fucking Elvis. I hope those filthy fucking creatures don't fucking prob you. I wouldn't even want that for Robert Main. Well, maybe Robert Main, but you. Never.
Thunder Knuckles takes another drink of beer.
It's my fucking job to ask you, join BOB. We make things possible. If you do. This becomes a lot less painful and we can work on turning your career around together.
Thunder Knuckles yet again takes another drink. This time finishing off the can. He crushes it and tosses it off-camera. You hear the sound of it hit the floor at a distance.
I kinda hope to take option two and don't join BOB. Oh, because I like fucking hurting people. I haven't fucking forgotten about that little slap you gave 'Ol Thunder Knuckles.
Thunder Knuckles rubs his chin.
You're on the clock, Fuck-face, times-a-wasting. Make up your mind. Join BOB, or fall like the rest.
Thunder Knuckles gives a smirk before the camera fades to back
|
|