SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

The Wizard will be celebrating his Wrestler of the Month award for the Month of July next Saturday at Savage! It will take place in the parking lot of the Garrett Coliseum. Invitations are in the mail!

Note: Robert Main is not invited. I repeat. Robert Main is NOT invited.

We look forward to seeing you there!



“Dude,” The Wizard comments upon seeing the invitation.

“My name is Ed, not dude.”

“What’s with the invite?”

“You like it? I think it’s rather classy.”

“It looks...how do I say this...kind of effeminate…”

“Oh, yea, that...well, ya see, we got a good deal on those invitations. COVID has really hurt the bridal shower market.”

“THESE ARE BRIDAL SHOWER INVITATIONS?”

“Relax...it’s 2020. Nobody is going to make fun of you for this.”

The Wizard’s twitter account starts popping off. “Haha!” “OMG what is he, some kinda girl?” “LOL what a [censored slur]” The Wizard shows these and all other tweets to Edward Mof.

“Meh, it’s just Twitter. I wouldn’t worry about those people.”

The Wizard’s doorbell rings. He gets up to answer it, still fuming. There’s a brief exchange at the door before Mof hears it slammed shut. “Who was that?” Mof asks.

“Some guy who wanted to give me THESE” The Wizard hurls a box of tampons at Mof, hitting him in the face and knocking him off his chair.

JOIN THE WIZARD NEXT WEEK IN CELEBRATING A VERY SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT (unless you are named Robert Main, Robert Omega Main, Robert “Omega” Main, or any other combination of the three names. Kthxbai)

I too think that both Robert Main and Mastermind are . I will gladly attend your celebration, and while there, we'll see who can emit more green smoke outta their asses. Bet I win!

Ewwwwww, are there gonna be furries there?

"Is this like a WWE event where yer expected to keep yer attire on at all times once you arrive? Or is it like being at Walmart where some balls bein' seen ain't even gonna be the worst thing in the place? Asking 4 a friend."

" Don't worry... Chris Page will be there."

long as there's hot chicks and some jack and coke im there

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(08-23-2020, 01:38 PM)GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Said: "Is this like a WWE event where yer expected to keep yer attire on at all times once you arrive? Or is it like being at Walmart where some balls bein' seen ain't even gonna be the worst thing in the place? Asking 4 a friend."

Nuts will be served at the event...planters mixed nuts. Get there early before the cashews are gone. And, please, do your best to keep your testicles covered up...there may be decent people attending this thing...maybe.

(08-23-2020, 11:14 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: long as there's hot chicks and some jack and coke im there

Nothing attracts the fairer sex quite like a famous LARPer. Pussy will be on parade.

We will have a number of special meads and ale available. You will need to bring your own jack and coke.

LARPer? You mean like that dork that hung around Bourbon and threw nerf balls at people while claiming they were fire balls?

Wait a minute...

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL WIZARD!?!

What is the pedophile to non-pedophile ratio at this party going to be? Not counting Graves, that's a given.

(08-24-2020, 04:55 PM)Madison Dyson Said: What is the pedophile to non-pedophile ratio at this party going to be? Not counting Graves, that's a given.

Depends on whether or not Reggie Estrada shows his disgusting face at the event. That latino Epstein is a danger to our kids. #Saveourchildren!