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Melanie Crayzee Childs · **08-07-2020, 08:00 AM**

Clowns...... That's what I see Chris Chaos as...... A clown.

Mannequins.......That's what I see Nathaniel Idenhaus as...... A wooden mannequin.

Now someone is going to ask me why do I see Chris Chaos as a Clown and Nathaniel Idenhaus as a wooden mannequin? Well all will be revealed soon.

When I first met Scarlet 'The Hunteress' Donaldson she was just another wannabe trainer wanting to join the actual Misfits, that being myself and Kris, in the XWF. We all knew Mastermind and Antony were planning to add a third 'Misfit' as someone who could take over Mastermind's spot on Thursday Night Anarchy, as he wanted to focus on whatever he wanted to focus on, I think it was Wednesday Night Warfare, but I digest.

Now don't get me wrong, when I say Scarlet was just another trainer, I don't mean people who just turn up to gyms and train, she was selected by Antony and Mastermind just like we all were and given a contract, to be in with a chance of representing the Misfit brand in the XWF, like I was, to represent the Misfits on Saturday Night Savage, and Kris was on Wednesday Night Warfare, unless Mastermind was appearing and then he had to make way for him.

So here's what happened when I found out that Scarlet was going to be a Misfit, and given Thursday Night Arnarchty to compete on.

SEVERAL WEEKS AGO
DECISION DAY
MISFITS GYMNASIUM
MIAMI, FLORIDA

I had just woken up after a night of passion with yet another 'chosen male'. Those damned voices had been getting stronger, and louder. And because I had been away on Misfit duty, I wasn't allowed to do that kind of thing whilst I was on tour. It had been written into my contract. At first I agreed to it, but when those damned voices started finding their way through on tours, I started to hate that part of the contract.

Having sex with 'chosen' males who I just pick at randoms allows me to subdue my inner voices. Antony knows this, but I still have to keep the good name of the Misfits in check whilst on tour. But it was hard. I rue the day when those bloody voices take over my mental state. Hey, it could happen. I'm dreading it.

Anyway I got back to Miami just in time, and was able to have a great night of passion with a guy who I managed to meet within minutes at the place I usually go to find my next conquest, and so I was able to quell those voices that I needed to from the previous few days of being on tour.

My rule, once I had enough fun, my conquest, would have to leave. No one stayed the night, I would never allow it. So I got up, had a shower, got myself looking good in some good workout clothes, because I knew I would be training as hard as ever, and headed out of my 'quarters' into the Misfits gymnasium. One of Antony's workers was heading my way.

"Oh good Miss Childs, I don't have to worry that I am disturbing you, Antony sent me to tell you, he would like to see you in his office,"

"Thank you," I said to the dude, and walked straight past him

As far as I was concerned, he was just the helper, and so not a trainer, or an actual Misfit, so he wasn't on my level.

Just as I got towards Antony's office, Kris walked up from the other direction.

"Melanie," Kris said in his gruff German tone

"Kris," I said back to him

"Any idea why we've been summoned to Antony's office?" He asked grumpy

"Nope," I replied

We continued on to Antony's office in silence. Then when we got there, I knocked on the door.

The door opened and standing there was Antony.

"Thank you both for coming, come on in."

I walked into the office, Kris followed me in. We weren't the only ones there. But there standing against the wall at the back of office was a thing of beauty. Even I felt attracted to her. It was Scarlet. It wasn't the normal Scarlet who I've had seen around the Gymnasium over the last few months since she was signed. The every day Scarlet looked like this:

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But this thing of beauty looked like this:

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and she was smoldering:

I stopped dead in my tracks. I felt all warm inside. Kris had to push me forward to bring me back to reality.

"Hi," she said smiling

I giggled, feeling like a schoolgirl.

"Kris, Melanie," started Antony. "I would like the newest official member of the Misfits who will be joining you guys in the XWF. She will be competing on the Thursday Night Arnarchy brand, replacing Mastermind so he can focus mainly on Wednesday Nights. Scarlet will be known as Scarlet The Hunteress Donaldson."

"Cool, congratulations, welcome to the team," I heard Kris say behind me

"Thank you," Scarlet smiled "I'm looking forward to it,"

I couldn't take my eyes off of her, but in the end I had to, I was already acting crazy. I turned, hesitantly and looked at Antony.

"So from today onwards, Scarlet will be training with you two, and I want to make sure all three of you get the best possible training possible. So I'm bringing in new Wrestling Coaches who have trained XWF wannabes. I want you three working together. Mastermind wants you three working together. Do I make myself clear?"

We all nodded.

"Good then get out of my office, and go meet Booker Green. He's waiting for you guys at the training ring."

T.B.C

PRESENT DAY
VIDEO ROOM
MISFITS GYMNASIUM
MIAMI, FLORIDA

The camera goes live to the XWF Universe, and standing in front of it is Melanie 'Crayzee' Childs.

She is staring at the camera in a unique way.

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She begins to speak.

"So it seems that I've been placed in a Triple Threat Match this coming Saturday Night Savage, against two idiots who think they are crayzier than me. Chris Chaos and Nathaniel Idenhaus. Well, guys, I hate to say it, but I am the Crayzee one going into this match. You guys like I said are complete idiots."

"In fact you two are more than idiots. You are unique individuals all unto yourselves. One's a clown and one's a wooden incarnation of what he once was."

"So first let's focus on Chris Chaos. I'm calling you Chris the Clown. Even though everything about you screams Chaotic, you are also part of the clown industry. Everything about you screams clown."

"You act stupid. You act like everything is not your fault. You act like when things don't go your way, then you blame others. That's what clowns do. Blame everyone else but themselves."

"When was the last time you won a title? Go ahead Chris tell me? Go ahead and tell me I shouldn't talk because I haven't won anything yet. Yes you are right, I haven't won anything yet, but the reason is I am new here, and not once have I had a major shot at any title. No one thinks I'm focused or normal enough to carry a title, but I am saner than you are, Chris."

"You are building a stable behind you. Well isn't that nice? You are just copying the Misfits. You are just copying everyone else. That makes you, even more, a clown. Because you are a follower. Clows follow others. Clowns make people laugh. You make me laugh Chris, and that's saying something. If you don't get it together soon, people won't take you seriously anymore.

"That's enough about you for now. I have a lot more to say next time. But for now, it is what it is."

Melanie smiles at the camera even intensely.

"Now it's time to speak about Nathaniel Idenhaus. What a fraud you are for dropping your balls against that dude from the other company. Not only did you drop your balls, but you lost Wednesday Nights of it's Hart Championship. You lost the hart and soul of Warfare. What a fucken idiot you are."

"And you are in this match? Please. What a loser you are. You shouldn't be in the same ring, as the Crayzee one or the clown. You're wooden and you are done.
You are the laughing stock of the XWF. You should just stay away from this match."

"Your scars remind me you are nothing. Your scars remind me you are a loser. Your scars remind me that you are nothing more than a once were a champion. But no longer. You have to pick yourself up, shake yourself off, and try making it back from loserville. There's only one train coming back from there and that's called Redemption. You don't deserve to redeem yourself. You could have had it all, by beating that idiot from the other company. But you failed. You are just a shell of your former self, and that's why I am calling a wooden mannequin now."

"Saturday Night will be my night when I beat the clown and the mannequin. Saturday Night will be when I take the next step to the top, when I run roughshod over the clown, and I make sure the mannequin is stuffed for good. But until then remember this:"

"hat happens when Crayzee meets the Clown and the Mannequin? Absolute mayhem. My kind of match. It's mine for the taking."

Melanie kneels down and crosses her arms.

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"It's my time."

Melanie starts laughing, stands up and walks off camera. The camera fades out.

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