Paris, France. The Eiffel Tower, a monument to French architecture and engineering, one of the most recognizable structures on earth. So recognizable, a madman with a hockey mask and a machete would know it. Jason Voorhees stands near the pinnacle of the structure at a large control center full of hydrolic pulleys and cables, all controlling the elevators within. Silently, Voorhees rips the door to the elevator systems wide open, and starts to hack at the cables.

Inside the elevator cab, people panic as Jason Voorhees prepares to murder them. Murder by elevator destruction. They scream in French, which sounds a lot like screaming in English; panic and despair.

As Voorhees rears his machete back again, it is gripped by a gloved mitt.

So, you think you're a masked monster?

Robbie Bourbon disarms Voorhees by yoinking the blade from his hand and yeeting it off the Eiffel Tower, rendering Voorhees harmless and hopefully not hitting anyone below, but that doesn't matter in cool movies; nobody cares whether Mace Windu landed into a speeder in Revenge of the Sith when he got chucked out of a window except for the people that do Robot Chicken.

Voorhees turns and cocks his head at Robbie, then reaches up and grips Robbie's throat. He then reaches back to the nearly severed elevator cable and jostles it enough with his bare hand that is breaks!

No!

Robbie reaches up and counters Voorhees goozle with one of his own. Robbie then lifts Jason Voorhees up and delivers Earth's Mightiest Chokeslam. Robbie then turns and grips the flailing end of an elevator cable that is shooting through the massive pulley, and with a grunt, plants his feet. His stance wide, he starts to slow the descent of the elevator cab. He obviously struggles with this incredible weight, nigh impossible for a man to lift, unless that man is Robbie Bourbon.

Not...

...letting...

...go...

Robbie is grabbed from behind by Jason Voorhees, who has risen up and come back to terrorize once again in his normal monstrous fashion. Robbie loses his grip on the elevator cable as the cab plummets. Robbie breaks the grip, spins, and kicks Voorhees in the stomach! Robbiebomb to Jason Voorhees! Robbie then picks up Voorhees and lobs him off the Eiffel Tower, where Jason's body actually gets caught in the rotors of a passing helicopter, chopping him to bits! Robbie spins and quickly grabs the elevator cable again.

This...

...is way heavier...

...than any tug of war opposition...

Robbie halts the cab. He pulls on it, not only stopping it but actively hoisting it. An emergency crew attends to those in the cab, getting them free.