Scully last competed in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation at the beginning of December in a fatal four-way match to decide a number one contender for the XWF Television Championship. The match itself took place on the last pay-per-view of 2019 at Lethal Lottery V. Scully Fought three other competitors in that match; Thunder Knuckles, Donovan Blackwater and Kieran Overton. Scully was victorious but is yet to face the champion for the XWF TV title in question. On the first Saturday Night Savage of 2020, Scully will get an opportunity at the title, he rightfully earnt a shot at. Yet, he will not get to face the champion, Noah Jackson, one on one. After Big D claimed to be the number one contender, some words were exchanged on the last Savage of 2019 between Scully, Big D and Noah Jackson. Instead Big D was put in to the match to make it a Triple Threat match and that match will happen on the upcoming Savage, taking place on the 11th.


The scene opens inside the familiar Interview room of Scully’s property. The second lounge room of the home, which was decorated and furnished into Skull’s own interview room. The replica Championship belts from all the companies Scully once competed in, still placed on the walls. The trophies and various awards, now placed in a cabinet. Curtista sat on the chocolate, 2-seater leather sofa. We hadn’t really seen Curtista for a while, the host of Curtista T.V and one of Scully’s best friend. Scully’s other best friend, Alfie continued to pan the camera around the room, as he did what he did best, record it all live.

Skull had been title less for two years now, no awards to brag about of recent times. Skull sat in his leather recliner, he wasn’t suited and booted, like he would normally be for Curtista T.V. He wore jogger bottoms and a T-shirt which appeared to be covered in sweat. Curtista opened the show as the camera zoomed in on his face.

Curtista: “Hello XWF Galaxy and welcome to Curtista T.V. Fun fact, before we continue. Did you know, it was indeed Scully who referred to the XWF fans as the ‘GALAXY?!’

We hope you enjoyed the festive period and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Well that’s what I should say right? It’s more than ANY of you deserve! Call me salty but the way Scully has been treated in like, Forever. Is a disgrace!

This next part takes the fun away, the fun has gone. People are forgetful, people refuse to acknowledge Scully and act like he is no longer relevant. In fact, people claim he has always been ‘IRRELEVANT!’ There is ZERO appreciation for Scully. No gratitude for what he does inside of that ring. Sure, he may not be as active as some, but do you blame him? Really?! If I were Scully, I would leave the XWF and find a place, where he is at least WANTED! Skull is too stubborn though, isn’t that right Scully?”

The camera swiftly moves to Scully, only for him to reply with a shrug over the shoulders. The camera moves back to Curtista, who continues his rant.

Curtista: “You go on the Xtreme Wrestling Federation website and do you see Scully’s face anywhere? NO! But what you do see, is shit faced people like Big D. Big fuckin’ Dork! So, Scully gives you five years of his wrestling career and this is what happens? Tommy Wish is on there, EVEN Drezdin! The company is a joke! IF you dislike Scully so much then why don’t you just FIRE him?!”

Curtista then looks at Scully.

Curtista: “Scully… My amigo. My friend. I want YOU to know, I appreciate you. I care about you. Alfie cares about you. Natalie absolutely loves you and little Aston adores you. Your Flock of Tards worship you. I think it’s time, you moved on from the Xtreme Wrestling Federation!”

Skull takes a deep breath.

Scully: “Curtista, I appreciate what you’re saying, you are right! To some extent! But I won’t quit, this is a new year, and I will undoubtedly make the XWF despise me even more!"

Skull looks in to the camera and continues.

Scully: “You see, this isn’t your typical addition of Curtista T.V. For too long, I’ve had some of these thoughts, that Curtista has broadcasted. Well, in fact, everything he has just said, is pretty much correct. I, myself, wonder why I make an effort? Why, I even bother? Let’s be honest, if Scully left, would you care? Of course, not! I am not stupid, I am not deluded. It doesn’t mean I am going to top myself though. It doesn’t mean I want your pity, cuz I don’t, I pity fools like Big D, who come out on live TV and make excuses, blame others for the reason he no showed, when he in fact had a choice. He chose to stay in the back with his little weener between his fingertips. I pity Noah Jackson, who wasn’t man enough to say to Big D… ‘NO! Scully is the rightful number one contender and I will defend the title like a man, one on one!’

I won an XWF Television Championship title shot, but I don’t get a one on one match with Noah Jackson. Why? Well let’s add Big Dickhead to the mix, that way when he gets pinned by Scully, it’ll look like it wasn’t Noah’s fault, why he lost the title! Well, once again, I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I will make sure, it is indeed Noah Jackson, himself, who loses this match! You hate me because I beat Loverboy Vinnie Lane for the Uni, only to lose it to Gilmour. To lose the Xtreme title to Ghost Tank, when NO ONE wanted him to have that title. I bet half of you, don’t even watch this! But hey, unlike Big D I’ve NEVER no showed for a match and I ain’t gonna do it NOW! In fact, I am going to compete, I’m not going to just take part though, I am actually going to win it. I am going to become the NEXT XWF T.V Champ and I will defend it EVERY week like required. I WILL ram it down your throats that I have the XWF TV Championship. I will come out to the ring; Every Savage and I will be successful to the annoyance of the people. To the annoyance of the roster and more importantly, to rub it in the face of XWF management, who DO NOT want to see Scully with a title around his waist!

Big D, you DO NOT deserve this title match but you can have it, you get gifted a chance at the T.V title, all because you bitched, moaned, whinged and cried like a baby. Everyone seen you, crying in the middle of the ring, tears streaming down your ugly face. Your blubbering voice, ‘I no showed because I am fuckin’ bitch! I want a TV title match because I want to get my face stomped in by Scully!’ Well consider it done, you get your wish, you get the beating you desired and it will all happen in front of a packed house on Savage!

As much as I would rather face Noah in singles competition;

Make sure you turn up, pal. Otherwise, I will come and find you. You wanted to be involved, then be involved. Show up. Or I will drag you to the ring myself and show everyone, why your name should really be ‘Little D!’ This time YOU have NO choice, I will personally make sure of that!

Noah Jackson, the great Noah Jackson who calls people a Cunt religiously as an insult but also refers to himself as a Cunt like it’s an achievement, a title to be proud of. Makes sense?! Only to the idiots who wank over your promo’s. P.S That isn’t me! Hell, why worry about other people? I should just worry about myself. By the way, don’t get it twisted, It doesn’t mean I am at all worried about me, in the way that I should be terrified of YOU! I am worried of what I’ll do to you! You may have found your dad, you may have your father figure in Fuzzy Wuzzy but he can't save you and even IF he tries, he will be sent back to whatever retirement home he came from! I know you're going to bring up my past, after all people nowadays can only repeat what others have said before. Carry on with your predictable self but be sure, it doesn't phase me. It's nothing I haven't heard, I am hoping you could be a little bit more surprising, but I won't hold my breath. You should have manned the fuck up, you should be defending your TV title against myself. One on one. But no, not your bad self. Typical brown noser, do as management tells you. Makes out like he and daddy are against the like of Vinnie Lane, but yet they bend over backwards, when prompted like the little bitches they are! You ain't a Cunt, Noah, you and your dad are just Sick Vagina's! It's fine though, I don't need the one on one match, I will make you look like the fanny you are on the 11th!

By the way, Noah I'm still waiting for a thank you. Thank Scully for making sure you beat Donovan Blackwater. You're WELCOME! I enjoyed dropping you on your afro, and although I had a chance to face an easier opponent in Donavan, by allowing that loser to win, I would rather beat you. I'll beat the guy who faced some weasels in the chamber. I'll defeat Noah Jackson!

After all I am #MADE4TV!

Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"

The camera zooms out so both Curtista and Scully are in view.

Curtista: I give you, the next XWF Television Champion, SCULLY!”

The scene fades with the camera directly on Curtista and Scully.