Date: July 13, 2013
Arena: Heinz Field
City: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The opening credits and video package roll as XWF: Leap of Faith hits the air to its theme song. Metallica plays “King Nothing” live in the open end zone of the stadium as pyro bursts not only from the top of the stadium:
But also, over the entire city of Pittsburgh:
JIM ROSS: “WELCOME EVERYONE.... TO HEINZ FEILD....
“WELCOME..... TO THE STEEL CITY OF PITTSBURGH!
“WELCOME TO LEAP.... OF.... FAITH!
“Ladies and gentlemen, I am Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross, and along side me, my broadcast colleague, Xavier Reigns!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “It's a big night for the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, Jim Ross! The King of the XWF crown is on the line! It just can't get any bigger than this!”
JIM ROSS: “Over 65 thousand fans are packed into the heart of the Steel City for this jam packed event! It's been hyped and built up for several weeks, and tonight, it all comes to a head!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “King Madison had tried and tried to avoid defending the crown and even so far as to suggest that after Luca Arzegotti won Wild Card Weekend, that Luca would just simply lay down for the King!”
JIM ROSS: “That is not to be though as Monday Night Madness General Manager, Paul Heyman has gone on record and stated that if this match is not on the up and up, John Madison would be stripped of the crown!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “If that happens, Paul said that Sid Feder and Sebastian Duke would compete for the vacant crown!”
JIM ROSS: “Those two men could be the deciding factors in the main event tonight! Sid Feder will be the guest referee and Sebastian Duke will be the enforcer!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “That will be later tonight, though, JR!”
JIM ROSS: “Indeed, it will be, right now, lets send it over to ring announcer, Jason Daniels for the first match introductions of the night!”
JASON DANIELS: “Ladies and gentlemen, the opening contest here at Leap of Faith, is a tables maaaatch!”
“Buddy Holly” by Weezer begins to play.
JASON DANIELS: “Introducing first. From the Ant Hill. Weighing 1 hundred 60 pounds. KIIIIIIDDDD ANNNNNT!”
JIM ROSS: “Hell, it looks like Kid Ant is amped up tonight!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “He should be, JR! This is pay per view!”
JIM ROSS: “You hit that one right on the head!”
CROWD: “WE WANT TABLE” CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Metallica plays “I am the Table” --LIVE!
JASON DANIELS: “His opponent. Manufactured in China. Weighing approximately 50 pounds. He is the myth... the living legend... He is... the TAAAABLLLLLE!”
JIM ROSS: “The Table, ladies and gentlemen!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “You can never underestimate him!”
JIM ROSS: “You can, but do so at your own risk!”
No Tables Barred
'THE' Table
- vs -
Kid Ant Tables Match
In a quick 5 minute match to begin the show, Table and Kid Ant went back and forth trading blow for blow until Table finally got the upper hand and sealed the deal by sending Kid Ant through a table that wasn't Table.
All the while, the crowd continued to chant "we want table!"
JASON DANIELS: “The winner of this match...... TAAAABLLLEE!”
JIM ROSS: “Table picks up his first pay per view victory here tonight!”
XAVIER REIGNS: “I still remember my first time, JR!”
JIM ROSS: “I had no idea you were a wrestler.”
XAVIER REIGNS: “I wasn't.”
JIM ROSS: “......”
The cameras are backstage in the office of Paul Heyman. Heyman sits behind his desk watching the giant flat screen television on his wall. After a few seconds, he hits the intercom button on his office phone.
PAUL HEYMAN: “Sly?”
SLY: “Yes, Mr. Heyman?”
PAUL HEYMAN: “I need you to get John Madison, Sid Feder and Sebastian Duke in my office right away.”
SLY: “Um. All at the same time?”
PAUL HEYMAN: “I'm not stupid. Hell no. I want to still have an office left. If I had those three in here at the same time, there's no telling what they'd do.”
SLY: “Who would you like first?”
PAUL HEYMAN: “Doesn't matter. Whoever you get a hold of first will suffice.”
SLY: “Yes, sir.”
The cameras fade to the end zone.
Metallica plays “Wherever I May Roam” – LIVE
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3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion