”You’re seriously not going to tell me about what you and ROBERT talked about?”


The scene opens inside a very busy airport terminal.


The same terminal that one PETER GILMOUR has flown out of in order to make his venture to Wales on just a few short hours ago. We see CHRIS PAGE decked out in street clothes consisting of some white ADIDAS high-top shoes, grey sweat pants with a plain white t-shirt that shows a toilet with the lid up and “GILMOURS CAREER” written just above the toilet as if it’s actually falling into it while ADAM BARKER always looks sharp in a tailored made black suite with a red dress shirt and black leather dress shoes.


CHRIS PAGE- “What was discussed behind that closed door stays behind that closed door and all I’m going to tell you is that it was a conversation that needed to be had.”


A dejected ADAM BARKER lowers his head as they reach their desired terminal. Off in the not too far distant we see a 10 year old kid running around his parents in a PETER GILMOUR t-shirt, yes, even I’m shocked there’s a market for the attire. I digress. The family are waiting to board their flight and it’s clear the patrons in line aren’t amused at the blatant disrespect.


This little shit is running around crotch chopping anyone in site while screaming out “SUCK MY DICK!”.


CHRIS PAGE- “You can’t be fucking serious.”


And just like that CHRIS PAGE walks across the waiting area and as this little kid turns around he stops dead in his tracks looking up at the true legend that is CHRIS PAGE.


CHRIS PAGE- “So you’re a big GILMOUR fan, huh?”


KID- “He is actually right over…”


The kid turns around pointing to the area that PETER GILMOUR was “allegedly” sitting at to reveal none one there before turning back around facing CHRIS PAGE.


”Is there a problem?”


CHRIS slowly turns around as a male’s voice is heard and it’s presumably the father of this 10 year old nerd. Upon completely turning around the kid’s father immediately knows who he is staring in the face.


DAD- “You’re CHRIS PAGE! Holy shit! Who would have thought we’d meet TWO legends in one day!!”


CHRIS PAGE- “Two legends? Who is the other one?”


DAD- “We literally just met PETER GILMOUR like twenty minutes ago!”


Immediately CHRIS PAGE bitch slaps the Dad across the face. The pop of palm meeting cheek is enough to draw attention of the entire terminal.


CHRIS PAGE- “How dare you call that cock smoker a legend!”


CHRIS is appalled as he bitch slaps the father across the face a second time with the smack from his hand even louder as it makes impact with the father’s face.


CHRIS PAGE- “That second one was so you remember not to be this stupid ever again!”


The kid screams at CHRIS PAGE.


KID- “SUCK MY DI…..”


CHRIS turns while the KID raises his voice and kicks him straight in the face! The kick lands with such force the kid flips backwards before coming to rest on the floor where he is crying uncontrollably as his mouth fills with blood. CHRIS kneels down looking directly at this little shit demon.


CHRIS PAGE- “Watch your fucking mouth.”


CHRIS stands back up turning his attention back towards the kid’s father who is holding the right side of his face that’s been bitch slapped, twice. CHRIS then slaps the dad a third time across the left side of the face as he spouts out.


CHRIS PAGE- “That’s for allowing you kid to be a little shit.”


CHRIS turns and exits this part of the terminal as ADAM BARKER slides into frame counting out hundred dollar bills where he takes the dad’s hand off the right side of his face and places a fist full of hundreds in the palm of his hand as he states.


ADAM BARKER- “For your troubles.”


ADAM pats the Dad on the right shoulder as he catches up with CHRIS PAGE.


ADAM BARKER- “CHRIS you’ve got to learn to restrain yourself.”


CHRIS PAGE- “Fuckers had it coming.”


ADAM BARKER- “Why are we even here? Our flight isn’t until Monday.”


CHRIS PAGE- “I thought I’d be one of the cool kids that arrive a week early only to sit on my hands and not do anything.”


CHRIS and ADAM start to walk towards an exit towards baggage claim.


CHRIS PAGE- “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”


ADAM BARKER- “Only if you tell me what you and MAIN discussed.”


CHRIS PAGE- “Drop it while you’re still ahead.”


There’s a slight pause from CHRIS before he states.


CHRIS PAGE- “Where are we with my title match with SOLDIER?”


ADAM BARKER- “We’re still waiting for his response.”


CHRIS PAGE- “Sounds like you should be working on that as opposed to wondering what ROBERT and I discussed.”


The scene cuts to static.













Words from the Stoned One: THE PROMO:


Our scene opens as we see CHRIS PAGE standing alongside ADAM BARKER as they stand in front of an old school green screen that displays the Warfare Logo for the audience at home to see. CHRIS stands as the upper body camera shot reveal PAGE is wearing a white t-shirt with black bold lettering that says F** on the top and underneath that is “I USED GILLY’S MOUTH TO.”


CHRIS PAGE- “When I woke up this morning I never thought I would be treated to the single greatest gift I’ve received since I walked through the revolving doors and SAVED this federation from being overcome by sheer boredom; then I saw Gilmour’s first shot he’s fired in my direction.”


It was like Christmas came early for me as I sat and sifted through the sheer predictable nature of his proverbial verbal attack. We’re going to take the time to cover most of it white punching holes so large through them there’s not going to be any denying just how full of shit you truly are PETE.


CHRIS PAGE- “Adam, have you had a chance to lay your eyes on what the biggest cocksmoker in the XWF had to say about yours truly?”


ADAM BARKER- “You already know I have.”


Who hasn’t seen it by now and laughed just as hard as I have in his failed attempts at trying to sound cool knowing good and fucking well he’s the only on this planet that remotely believes the hype he’s attempted to create while in the process making himself look more and more like a fucking idtiot.


CHRIS PAGE- “There was a lot to digest with you PETE, and the first place I want to start is by asking you a personal question; you LOVE to run around and spout out the word F A G in my general direction, you’ve done it for years and was one of the things that lead to your termination from the WGWF… more on that later… I find it funny how it’s known that I’m a happily married man with two son’s in there mid/late twenties yet you’re the guy running around screaming to any male that will listen to SUCK YOUR DICK; and I’m the F A G?”


I know you use the word because you’re insecure with your own sexuality ever since that night many years ago in that dark room when Soldier touched your pee-pee.


CHRIS PAGE- “It just doesn’t make sense… but then again it doesn’t make sense to try and down play me as a talent only to lend me credibility by calling me one of the greatest, by calling me a legend? Do you even know how this business works? Or are you seriously this fucking stupid? I hate to break the bad news to you but the delusion that this match is going to “stand the test of time” or is going to take “years” to recover from is just flat out delusional! Sure, it will take you YEARS to recover from what these hands are going to do to you the mere moment that opening bell tolls but you’re nothing special to me.”


Did you hear that PETER?


You’re nothing special, you’re that very flash in the pan that you so desperately want to prove that you’re not…. The only problem with that is you’ve been in this business long enough that if you was EVER going to amount to shit other than a lower mid-card talent it would have happened by now, yet here you stand seriously trying to throw blows about a loss to MAIN while you can’t buy a fucking win to save your life. Kudos.


ADAM BARKER- “You can’t blame GILLY for being an idiot; he was fed paint chips when he was a kid.”


CHRIS PAGE- “Here I was thinking that GILMOUR was the poster child for having a whore mother shooting up heroine one day and smoking crack the next. The dude has mental issues and the only thing that makes sense is how he was brought up.”


It’s okay Pete, it’s clear you have mommy and daddy issues from your childhood. Mom was a slut and daddy wanted nothing to do with the loser he accidently conceived.


CHRIS PAGE- “I bet his pops wishes every day that the condom didn’t break.”


I couldn’t even begin to imagine what it must feel like to not be wanted; I mean I was loved as a kid by my parents.


CHRIS PAGE- “That’s beside the point because today we’re here to have a little fun and rip all this work PETE has done to shreds and that’s exactly what we’re going to do. We’ve already established that PETE questions his own sexuality because no grown man runs around telling other grown men to suck his dick if that man in question hasn’t had a dick in his mouth OR put his dick in another dudes mouth.”


ADAM BARKER- “Can I call shenanigans on this entire piece of work that PETE released? I lost interest at how unoriginal it was when I saw a kid wearing a GILMOURE t-shirt; NOBODY is stupid enough to release GILMOUR merch!”


CHRIS fires back at ADAM.


[green]CHRIS PAGE- “Well this is the XWF.”


ADAM BARKER- “Good point.”


CHRIS PAGE- “It’s ALWAYS a good sign when you admit you’ve got another loss coming your way though.”


In one of my first promo classes WAY back in the day one of the first rules I was taught was to never admit defeat. You’ve done that in the midst of a lame conversation with a lame kid in an airport, a AIRPORT!


Who flies to Wales a week early?


I can sum up what the camera’s displayed in few words; boring.


Do you seriously lack the creativity to come up with anything else other than the status quo? No wait, you don’t know what that means.


CHRIS PAGE- “I knew it was going to be easy to dealing with this shit stain but I never realized just HOW easy it was going to be; it’s so easy to score on GILMOUR it makes his wife look like a saint.”


Now we’re getting to the meat and potatoes and we’re on to your actual words you elected to throw my way, words that are so easy to defend I almost want to roll my eyes at the sheer notion that you actually think you belong in the same conversation as CHRIS PAGE, ROBERT MAIN or even SHANE .


CHRIS PAGE- “Let’s take a minute to talk about the WGWF.”


CHRIS shifts his attention towards the camera as he looks directly into the lens with his piercing blue eyes while he continues.


CHRIS PAGE- “The WGWF was my baby for nearly fifteen years and had its fair share of talent come through the doors up to and including you, PETE. A piece of this battle you’re trying so desperately to sell is based on “revenge” for being publicly fired by yours truly. We need to get the FULL story because you came to the WGWF from the XWF after THEY fired you! You then go on to say I never gave you opportunity, right? How the fuck is that even logical when you TECHNICALLY held the WGWF World Title for like thirty seconds? That sounds like giving you an opportunity to me; but yes I fired your ass and I did it because YOU left me no choice. When one guy spoils an entire roster, when one man is universally despised like you are, when talent REFUSES to work with you because of how shitty of a person you truly are why the fuck would I continue to pay you?”


Face the fucking facts twat waffle, you were given PLENTY of opportunity only to see yourself shit all over you opportunities much like you’ve done with EVERY opportunity you’ve been given in this profession; I mean you said it yourself to that ten year old shit demon when you said you’ve not be able to cash in on opportunities and you should hang up your boots because I assure you there’s going to be a party and it isn’t a going away party or a retirement party; it’s going to be a party that celebrates you leaving the business because the business will immediately garner a little more credibility the moment it happens.


You suck.


You’ve always sucked.


You will always suck.


CHRIS PAGE- “When I fired your sorry ass you tucked your tail between your legs like a bitch and whimpered back over to the XWF where they humbled you behind the scenes, forced apologies which you made before offering you a contract.”


Basically what happened is the turned you around, yanked your panties down, bent you over a desk and took turns slamming their dicks inside your anus over and over again just like what happened to your mother on the night you were conceived.


CHRIS PAGE- “Seven times.”


ADAM BARKER- “I beg your pardon.”


CHRIS PAGE- “Seven separate times PETE felt the need to remind us all that I’ve lost to ROBERT MAIN on two separate occasions. Let’s address the elephant in the room because the last thing that I did was LOSE; go back to Leap of Faith and watch as I beat ROBERT MAIN within the war of the words, watch as I humiliated him, watch as I BROKE him and watch as he body took a lucky bounce off the mat and a single wrist was all that was able to cover me. That’s not a win, that’s called surviving. ROBERT MAIN survived me you dumb fuck.”


Not that I really expect for someone with the intelligence level of a PETER GILMOUR to fully comprehend what that means even through I’ve dumbed it down to its purest form.


CHRIS PAGE- “Let’s take it a step further because while it’s easy for someone like you to sit on the sidelines and point your finger like the little sideline hoe you truly are I’m the ONLY guy that bothered to take that mother fucker to the limits on BOTH of my encounters with him while guys like you rode his jock while he was on top of the XWF mountain.”


The fact that many of you think it’s some sort of insult when talking about my run against ROBERT MAIN allow me to simply point out how LAME this federation was, how STALE the Main Event scene was and how every member on the ROSTER was okay with that. Not a single person on the XWF roster was capable of maintaining the Main Event spotlight for 2019 more than CHRIS PAGE has maintained it regardless if I’m squaring off against the Universal Champion or if I’m sitting behind a desk doing commentary. The fact that you made mention of this SEVEN times throughout that promotional package was not only predictable as fuck but you can’t even make a GOOD point about it when you yourself was one of those guys that ALLOWED the scene to get stale and boring. You’re just as guilty as LUX or anyone else that bothered to elevate their game AFTER I showed up and turned this fucking place upside down.


CHRIS PAGE- “ROBERT MAIN will be the first to tell you he was lucky BOTH times he stepped in the ring with me and I assure you I’ll re-write that chapter when we decide to do it all over again while you will still be floating around losing to guys like BRIAN O’HAIRE while trying to convince whoever will listen that I talk shit on Facebook or Twitter. Mother Fucker I don’t even have a social media account that’s remotely active you dumb fuck!”


Not to continue to beat a dead horse but I assume you’re all seeing the massive holes in this walking story? If you can’t then perhaps you have more in common with Vinnie than you might know.


CHRIS PAGE- “What little fans you’ve managed to attain can send me those “remarks” that I’ve allegedly made at your expense because those remarks don’t exists. They’re figments of your imagination much like the delusion that you’re a legitimate talent within the wrestling business. I’ll take even step further with you PETE; you’re not worth my time or energy to talk shit behind your back when it’s so easy and so fun to do it straight to your face. Something else that I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around is how you’re looking forward to this match when any other time your name has been across from mine you’ve went and cried to management either here in the XWF or to me in the WGWF until it was changed. I don’t know what planet you’re living on but that’s not the marks of someone anticipating any kind of fight, those are the marks of a chicken shit douche bag that is about to get dick smacked and have no choice but to like it.”


[i]Buddy the only thing I hate about you right now it just how easy you’ve made this and all you’ve done is opened that dick sucker of yours ONE time thus far and if you’ve given me this much ammunition right now I can only imagine how much more you’re going to give me next. Watching you is like watching Trump on TV because the both of you have lied so much in such a short period you ACTUALLY believe them while the rest of us with half a brain are scratching the side of our heads wondering if what we’ve just saw actually took place or did we imagine it. You’re such a laughing stock right now amongst your peers based off the nonsense you spilled that not even that slut you call a mother wants anything to do with you!


CHRIS PAGE- “Oh we’re just getting started cupcake so pack yourself a lunch because this is about to turn into an all-day thing because you can’t run anymore and you sure as shit can’t hide from what you’ve got coming your way come Warfare.”


ADAM BARKER- “Do we even bother to respond on his comments about your return to the XWF?”


CHRIS legit starts laughing his ass off seemingly uncontrollably for several seconds before he does in fact regain control before simply shaking his head from side to side as he states.


CHRIS PAGE- “Are we talking about reference number nine thousand two hundred and ninety nine to losing to ROBERT MAIN? Ah, yeah that’s right and while I’ve covered that information already and refuse to do so again what I will do is talk about the first line in which you say something to the effect of “my XWF return hasn’t gone well.”.”


And they say I’m the burnout.


CHRIS PAGE- “If being the focal point of your entire organization constitutes not going well in your eyes then sure, it’s shitty, but here in the real world; you know, where everyone else seems to live BUT you… Since I’ve walked back through the doors I’ve headlined the last two of three Pay-Per-Views and was on par for my third before SOLDIER’s divine intervention saved ROBERT from the thrashing he knew was coming his way by my hands, I was given a Superstar of the Month award that I wiped my ass with much like I did with SOLDIER’s title, I’m one of the most watched promo’s EVERY show I decide to grace with my presence, I’m the TALK of this entire federation and completely over shadow ANYTHING that’s on ANY show. That’s a win, not a loss.”


Naturally you’re referring to my record of two losses to the guy that was unbeaten in over a year, yes we get it Pete, and while I do have two losses to MAIN I’ll take solace with the fact that I’m not the only man that thinks things should have played out differently at Leap of Faith you silly little bastard.


CHRIS PAGE- “I can’t help that nobody on this roster knows how to make your own opportunities as opposed to sitting around and waiting for one to be handed to you; I make my own path and you’re goddamn right that I started at the top because at the top is where I belong. I’m not here to make friends; I’m not here to be popular because in all honesty I can give two shits about what anyone has to say about me. You’re wrong when you say I hate you, you’re wrong when you try to play this up like it’s some marquee attraction because reality says that this isn’t anything but a me showing up on Warfare, balling up my fist and shoving it up or ass… but you’d like that too much.”


CHRIS gazes into the camera as a softer, more intent tone come from his voice as he states.


CHRIS PAGE- “You’ve been knocking on my door for a long, long time and now I’m going to answer… when I’m done with you you’re going to wish that you never knocked on my door to begin with; and since I’m this F A G and all… I do wonder how you’re going to feel knowing that you just got fucked in front of the entire world.”


There’s a momentary pause from CHRIS before he continues.


CHRIS PAGE- “I hope you pick and choose your words a little wiser on your next installment buttercup because I just blew your doors off with this one. I’ll be seeing you soon, tiny dancer.”


The scene cuts to static.

- HALL OF LEGENDS 2019
- 2019 Heel of the Year
- 2019 Locker Room Leader of the Year
- 2019 Feud of the Year w. Robert Main (you’re welcome)
- Former


With Robert "The Omega" Main

XWF World Heavyweight Champion