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Lacklan · **05-14-2019, 06:06 PM**

In honor of a crybaby loserpants, I updated my bio to include my Federweight dominance 😍

Lacklan · (05-15-2019)

Me: Come up with this silly/fun game at lunch

Also me: Have it completely backfire 😳😳😳

#VinniesBDay

Lacklan · **05-15-2019, 05:10 AM**

Today I learned that the person who calls themself a hero and DEMANDS that you accept them as your role model ALSO thinks that calling someone a "vanilla midget" is acceptable in 2019! Not POSITIVE, but I think that Trash Panda is getting set up to get turned on 🤔

Lacklan · **05-15-2019, 09:18 AM**

Saved a copy of the card I got for Step-Mumsie! I'm sure she LOVED it 🙂

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Lacklan · **05-15-2019, 02:21 PM**

I fucking HATE that Trash Panda 😡

Lacklan · **05-15-2019, 02:41 PM**

Saw a post today that said "Consistency is more important than perfection." I mean, I guess? Not like everyone can be consistently perfect like me, right?

Lacklan · **05-15-2019, 02:47 PM**

I got a new application for Captain of the Fang Gang! I have SO many fans!

Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 05:50 AM**

Its SO MUCH FUN when I get ANOTHER example to show my friends about why I don't trust ANYONE in this sport anymore and they have NO CHOICE but to be all, "Damn, Sar-Sar, you're right again! Also, your lipstick is on POINT today!" Thanks guys, I know 💋

Lacklan · (05-16-2019)

Teaching some math courses for the kids in the Path of the Light Church next time I visit home. Here is what I have thus far:

Maine>Connecticut

Maine>Massachusetts

Connecticut=Massachusetts

Maine>Connecticut+Massachusetts

Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 08:35 AM**

OMG! Angie sent me the CUTEST shower cap EVER! Just another example of how she loves me more than she does Roxy! So glad she tells Roxy the opposite just so that she feels better, though. Ang is so kind like that.

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Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 11:06 AM**

It has recently been suggested by a Massachusetts Pissbaby (which MIGHT be their state mascot?) that I am coddled or otherwise favored by the management of the XWF.

Now

Hmm

I don't mean to BRAG or anything but

Take a LOOOOKSIE at who showed up to my and Angelica's "Piana et Vuvuzela: Tears From Heaven" recital and stayed for SELLLLLFIE TIIIIIIME:

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Lacklan · **05-16-2019, 05:05 PM**

I brought the whole fed together today! Now time to go euthanize a trash panda!

Lacklan · **05-17-2019, 05:21 AM**

Not a whole lot of #CoolPoints handed out last night (stupid Trash Panda 😒), but Queen's Court was a GREAT idea! I am SOOOooooooooOOOOOO popular 👸🏼

Lacklan · **05-17-2019, 11:08 AM**

Ugh. I was SO upset by Minger suggesting that I shop at places like...ugh...I can't even say it...that I went out and binged on a few new pairs of Blahnik and this cute AS FLAME set of Peoples frames that match Lil Has' nose. I shredded the receipt before my Beloved could get a look at it because...

....well....

.........I already know what she'll say.....

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Lacklan · **05-18-2019, 10:28 AM**

Tony gets minus five #CoolPoints for making me have to look at Massachusetts in his promotional video. Not as bad as Connecticut, obvs, but still PREEEETTY hicksville.

Lacklan · **05-18-2019, 04:07 PM**

I'm not POSITIVE, but I THINK that if you have to tell someone that you just gave them a burn, you didn't AXLY give them a burn. Well, unless you're doing some silly gif-off with your friends where you post those "Ooooh! BURN!" gifs at one another. That's fun. But otherwise? If you're all "OMG I BURNED YOU HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER OR RETORT ERMAHGERD HERE'S SOME ALOE" you're probably just outing how mediocre your "burns" are.

Lacklan · **05-18-2019, 04:53 PM**

Roxy is mad at me for literally NO reason right now...

Lacklan · **05-22-2019, 11:59 AM**

Had a KILLER workout that Roxy recorded so that she can learn how to axly work out. Now it's LUUUUUNCH TIIIIIIIIME. Come to me, my little proteins! 🐤 🐮 🐷

Lacklan · **05-23-2019, 07:11 AM**

Lacklan · **05-24-2019, 10:05 AM**

My "office" for the day 😒

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Lacklan · **05-26-2019, 10:59 AM**

Good news: Punched out a pig who was getting handsy with Kenzi 😡

Bad news: Got arrested again 😒

Good news: Got bailed out so that we can be at War Games tonight and UGWC tomorrow!

Bad news: ...by Step-Mumsie 😒

Lacklan · **05-26-2019, 05:00 PM**

Updated my bio to include how I am part of the 5'2" Mafia with Kenzi 💕

Lacklan · **05-26-2019, 07:35 PM**

Lacklan · **05-28-2019, 06:00 AM**

Big time rollercoaster of emotions this weekend.

- Lost our first football game

- Made that REALLY bad decision to go to Mixxxie's and would up arrested

- War Games Survivor

- Kenzi lost to Step-Mumsie 😔

Lacklan · **05-29-2019, 07:35 AM**

It stings (and stinks) that Tommy Ew took advantage of my personal day with my Beloved, but at least I can count to 1000! Be thankful for small victories 🤗

Lacklan · **05-29-2019, 02:09 PM**

Sweet BABY Jesus! The trash panda included WORKS CITED. I cannot even

Lacklan · (06-01-2019)

If I lose tomorrow, I will willfully admit that V Dub can climb faster than I can. But I wonder: When the Massachusetts Pissbaby eats that phat Blackwater L in the middle of the ring, what will his shitty excuse be THIS time? He's already gone with FAVORITISM(!!!!!) and a "bribed" referee. Maybe it'll be a wardrobe malfunction? 🤔

Lacklan · **05-29-2019, 03:42 PM**

Lacklan · **06-01-2019, 05:57 PM**

And all was right with the world

Lacklan · **06-03-2019, 06:12 AM**

In Spaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn for the first tiiiiiiiime! 😍😍😍😍

Lacklan · **06-04-2019, 05:56 AM**

FML. Step-Mumsie won that stupid battle royal and we are NEVER going to hear the end of it. What is WITH people who NEVER STOP TALKING about their accomplishments? So annoying, ya know?!

Lacklan · (06-04-2019)

Mo' like "weighting options." Corey is getting kinda tubby 🤔

Lacklan · **06-05-2019, 11:04 AM**

Todayyyyyy's the DAAAAA-aaaaaayyyyyyyy!!

VROOM! VROOM!

Lacklan · **06-06-2019, 02:12 PM**

Who's got two thumbs, four eyes, a mountain of sexy-as-FLAME shoes, a HOT DAMN LICENSE, and the SWEETEST booty in ALL the land in the passenger seat?

THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE, BAY-BAY!

Lacklan · (06-14-2019)

Been so busy that I haven't had time to write! My knee let that weirdo pin that ugly guy...damnit...but then I followed that up by making Mastermind my bitch...again. Wonder if he will STILL not make a "DER HUR MY QUEEN MASTERED MY MIND" t-shirt? Whatev. And holy CRAP my ear HURTS! MM got a HELL of a shot in there with those stupid glass-glove-things we had to use and I got a BUNCH of stitches last night. I have to wear this dumb old school wrestling headgear piece thing for a couple of days, so that my ear stay stationary, and Rox keep's calling me the "dogface gremlin" for some reason she won't explain. Whatev. LFL time! GOOOOoooooooooOOOOO HITGIRLS!

Oh, and FUCK that stupid Trash Panda and her shitty-as-FLAME cereal!

Lacklan · **06-18-2019, 02:03 PM**

Fixed a typo so that Roxy will shit the fuck up 😒

Lacklan · (06-19-2019)

Had a great workout with Roxy today. We jobbed up a whole BUNCH of steps!

Lacklan · (06-19-2019)

Jobbing up the stairs is the new failing upward.

Lacklan · **06-19-2019, 06:48 PM**

Boring ✔

Depends on his wife to cut promos ✔

T-shirt bit is lame ✔

REALLY shitty internalizing of a mass shooting for his own (failed) gain ✔

Hmmmm. I might need to take Corey to Queen's Court if he doesn't pay me for supplying him with his entire shoot on Mastermind 🤔

Lacklan · **06-21-2019, 12:55 PM**

Ugh. Corey keeps asking for fashion advice.

"Um...its for Lux..."

SUUUUUUUURE it is. SUUUUUUUURE.

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