"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 10:33 AM
I can't help but notice that the XWF is currently being flooded by the arrival of new talent. Two men specifically have caught my eye. Two men whom I feel may be able to benefit from my experience and rise to become two of the greatest performers that the XWF has ever seen.
So with that said, I'm willing to postpone my retirement and become an official member of Dem Niggas. With my help, we can take the Tag Team gold away from The Kings™ and go on to become the greatest team to ever Grace the XWF!
"Dark Nigga" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 11:24 AM
Given your half-assed efforts the last two times you faced The Kings™ for the tag titles, you'll have to excuse us if we don't give a shit.
1X - GOAT.
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"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 11:29 AM
Given your half assed efforts the last two times you sucked me off, you have to forgive me if I'm over you and what you think.
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John Samuels
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09-18-2017, 11:39 AM
Congratulations, you've officially crashlanded into the Ghost Tank tier of shitty comebacks. What an embarrassment that you're in the top-50.
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"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 11:44 AM
I am Ghost Tank fucko!
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09-18-2017, 11:45 AM
His dick you couldn't handle, a kingly feat she is.
Regardless of your constant practice of swallowing kids
You should probably just die, ain't no reason to continue.
Dem' Niggaz won't take you, now go play Nintendo.
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09-18-2017, 12:18 PM
Clever.
I remember that time on Scrubs too.
Speaking of which. Anyone notice Matthews looks like JD.
Eerie.
Anyways, you're fat, you smell funny, etc.
Not really worth it for me to tear you down any further than life already has.
Pretty obvious you've still not stood back up.
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"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 12:59 PM
You aren't wrong...
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09-18-2017, 01:10 PM
Nevermind, mask off fellas... It's the end of the line for this guy.
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09-18-2017, 01:23 PM
(09-18-2017, 01:10 PM)Micheal Graves Said: Nevermind, mask off fellas... It's the end of the line for this guy.
It's no secret that I don't like you. It's no secret that I was hired to dismantle you. Which wasn't necessary, as you dismantled yourself. But, my feelings aside, the fans love you, and the roster loves you. A legend you are, as much as it pains me to say. With that being said, I have a proposition for you, pending you're willingness to entertain it.
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09-18-2017, 02:06 PM
(09-18-2017, 01:23 PM)Dr. Milton Matthews Said: It's no secret that I don't like you. It's no secret that I was hired to dismantle you. Which wasn't necessary, as you dismantled yourself. But, my feelings aside, the fans love you, and the roster loves you. A legend you are, as much as it pains me to say. With that being said, I have a proposition for you, pending you're willingness to entertain it.
You fucking liar.
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09-18-2017, 02:16 PM
Sammy, past battles aside, why so much hate?
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09-18-2017, 03:44 PM
Calling them 'battles' would imply that there was a chance you'd win--and that would make you just as big of a fucking liar as Dr. Do-nothing.
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09-18-2017, 04:18 PM
I mean, I don't have to retire straight away. How would you like to send me off proper Sammy?
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09-18-2017, 04:25 PM
The only proper send off for you would require a time machine and a coat hanger.
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"Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves
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09-18-2017, 04:28 PM
So is that a no?
Come on man. It's not like you have anything to lose. Like you said before, I don't stand a chance. Come get that easy win bitch.
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09-18-2017, 05:31 PM
(09-18-2017, 04:28 PM)Micheal Graves Said: So is that a no?
Come on man. It's not like you have anything to lose. Like you said before, I don't stand a chance. Come get that easy win bitch.
I hate you.
I hate you so much, it makes me shit blood on the days I'm not
So at the very least you force me to shit blood on Thursdays.
It pains me to say this, but you can't retire. You're a legend. You're a shit fuck of a person who manages to ruin a friendship in less time than it took your bologna to spoil, but I digress. You still have the fight in you, I can tell. You still have the drive and the motivation. Sammy is going to wreck you, that was a poor choice. But the point still stands.
Plus!
You're ass goes nowhere until I end your career and potentially your life permanently one of these days.
There's my two cents.
Take em' or leave em'.
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09-18-2017, 05:40 PM
Did I fuck up? Maybe, but everything I did, I did to further my career. Surely The Jester, who has changed everything that made him, well him, in order to better fit in with his new friends can understand that.
Do I regret some of the choices that I've made over the last few months? Honestly, I regret almost everything that I've done over the last year, but that's neither here or there.
Sammy may well be better than me, just look at his position on the top 50 list compared to mine, but the fact remains that he's trying to pick the bones of a broken man on his way out the door, and I'm not going to stand idly by why he does it. So maybe I'm out of my league, maybe I'm going to get my ass handed to me in the worst kinda way. He'll, maybe Sammy will make this a forced retirement by the time he's through with me, but just because my situation looks bleak doesn't mean I'm going to be a bitch about it.
Besides, maybe these old bones will prove to still have a surprise or two left in them. Only one way to find out, accept the challenge.
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09-18-2017, 05:49 PM
(09-18-2017, 05:40 PM)Micheal Graves Said: Did I fuck up? Maybe, but everything I did, I did to further my career. Surely The Jester, who has changed everything that made him, well him, in order to better fit in with his new friends can understand that.
Do I regret some of the choices that I've made over the last few months? Honestly, I regret almost everything that I've done over the last year, but that's neither here or there.
Sammy may well be better than me, just look at his position on the top 50 list compared to mine, but the fact remains that he's trying to pick the bones of a broken man on his way out the door, and I'm not going to stand idly by why he does it. So maybe I'm out of my league, maybe I'm going to get my ass handed to me in the worst kinda way. He'll, maybe Sammy will make this a forced retirement by the time he's through with me, but just because my situation looks bleak doesn't mean I'm going to be a bitch about it.
Besides, maybe these old bones will prove to still have a surprise or two left in them. Only one way to find out, accept the challenge.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
It's like looking in a mirror that ages you, degrades you, and shames you.
Cadryn reaches behind his back and pulls out a beautiful white Stetson, complete in plastic wrapping, just purchased from a dealer!
If you're gonna attempt to be the man I left behind, maybe you should at least dress like him.
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