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The Real Total Package
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Don't go down to the woods tonight.



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06-24-2013, 04:52 PM

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"Hi. I'm Sal. Sal Valencia: Attorney at Law."

Sal felt like he had just stepped off the plane before cutting the promo for Wednesday Warfare. In reality, it had been around 3 hours. He's not usually this rough around the edges after a flight.

"I'm here to remind you people of a few things. You see, Sean Falcon, you talk about how boring and dull my client, Eric Rex is. You know, I'd absolutely agree with you. I've known the man for most of my life. We went through school together and talking to him put me to sleep faster than any economics class I ever took. The thing is, is that what he does, he does damn well. You ever had brain matter all over a freshly cleaned suit? That's when things stop being boring. What Eric Rex lacks in personality, he more than makes up for in sheer brutality. And Santos, you talk about how he has no idea what he's looking for? No idea what he's chasing? The fact of the matter is, is that point is irrelevant. Maybe you're right. Maybe he has absolutely no clear direction. That still won't save you on Wednesday night.

There's a lot of people in the XWF going around tossing around words like 'heel' to describe themselves. Sean Falcon, Tony Santos, you're two of those guys. You don't even know what it means. You can have your charisma, your t-shirts, your cute little action figures and catchphrases, but you're soft. It makes me think of the time Bret 'The Hitman' Hart...The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best There Ever Will Be...That wasn't a gimmick, kids. He lived by that. Anyway, Bret Hart, secure in who he is goes up against the 'heel' Steve Austin. The man that had started getting popular because of his charisma, and his running off at the mouth, and his little catchphrases. Everybody remembers their encounter. But what actually happened? Bret Hart left him bloodied and unconscious in the center of the ring. You can take your 'that's not just the coolest, that's not just the best,' your 'know your role and shut your mouth,' 'suck it,' 'RVD 4:20' AND your 'Austin 3:16' and shove it because Eric Rex right here in this time is a more dangerous man than you all. Charisma doesn't matter when you're in the ring with a ruthless predator.

Eric Rex is a ruthless predator. He is the most ruthless man in the world. Eric Rex is a man that embodies the word 'heel'.

Just how exciting is a broken Sean Falcon? How 'must-see' is an injured Tony Santos? We're gearing up to find out.

Sean Falcon has said the American Dream is dead. You could not be more wrong. Eric Rex IS The American Dream personified. This is a man who was left for dead by every single person that ever had the gall to call themselves a parent. A man that was ignored by the system in every conceivable way, and today he is a multi-millionaire. He's adopted a daughter. He runs his own business. Eric Rex IS success.

This man is as gifted an athlete as he is a fighter as he is a scholar. Forget your Lex Lugers, Eric Rex is the real total package.

You guys are deceiving yourselves into thinking this is just a wrestling match. What you fail to realize is that after Wednesday, Bono is going to be writing songs and organizing charities in response to the massacre that takes place in that ring.

Eric Rex has said from day one here in XWF, that he is guided by 3 things. Power, money, and control. He has his money. He is powerful. And he can do world's more than control any opponent that dares step in that ring with him. It doesn't matter if it's you, Santos. It doesn't matter if it's Sean Falcon. KnightMask, Rick Jones, The Janitor, White Lion, Black Lion, Blue Lion, a full on furry convention, or the entire XWF locker room.

When it comes to control. When it comes to meticulous destruction of an opponent. When it comes to hurting people and making statements. By God as my witness, nobody beats Eric Rex."




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